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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Had a very lovely commute home today. There were some slow people, there were some fast people, there were some cyclists, there were some pedestrians, but everyone behaved predictably, safely and in a considerate fashion, giving way or stopping when required, driving as if they know where they're going, and it makes me think there is actually some degree of hope for humanity.

Would it kill everyone to just... do this all the loving time? Why is that so difficult? Traffic, even mixed between pedestrians, cyclists and drivers, can work in a very safe and pleasant fashion if we all just pay attention and make good choices.

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Were there unicorns and rainbows in your dream as well?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

PT6A posted:

Had a very lovely commute home today. There were some slow people, there were some fast people, there were some cyclists, there were some pedestrians, but everyone behaved predictably, safely and in a considerate fashion, giving way or stopping when required, driving as if they know where they're going, and it makes me think there is actually some degree of hope for humanity.

Would it kill everyone to just... do this all the loving time? Why is that so difficult? Traffic, even mixed between pedestrians, cyclists and drivers, can work in a very safe and pleasant fashion if we all just pay attention and make good choices.

PT6A, wake up. Wake up, PT6A. I'm sorry, there was an accident.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Oh whoops sorry, you might have accidentally slipped out of hellworld for a bit there. You see, that's actually what all the other dimensions are like except for ours which was programmed wrong, as a joke.

Welcome back!

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Aug 17, 2020

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Cycled to work yesterday, the route is mostly quiet country lanes then masses of wide roads and a whole bunch of cycle path. 26 mile round trip.

On the way in I decided to cycle along a half mile section of dual carriageway which is a 40mph limit because it's mostly downhill and I can cruise most of it at speed and I pull off it early. It's way past rush hour, traffic is quiet and I know the light pattern means I'm 80% of the way along it before the main lot of cars gets let through anyway. So I set off, I'm going 30mph (29.8 if you want to be precise) and there's been maybe 6 cars pass, all in the other lane because the lane's free and the drivers are obviously looking ahead. But this one prick clearly not paying attention, clearly an angry loving bellend decides that I am obstructing him on a pretty clear piece of road and decides to lay on his horn as he passes me with barely any room despite the other lane being clear. As he passes I can see him pointing to the pavement as if to say that's where I should be.

And this is why a cyclist simply cannot win. If you cycle on the pavement you anger pedestrians because you shouldn't be there and are going too fast. So if you do need to use it you end up going slower than using the road. If you use the road you inconvenience and inspire rage in drivers who only focus on the road directly in front of their car because looking in their mirrors, putting their right foot down and turning the steering wheel is clearly too much effort.

I long to live in a world where cycling is taken seriously and there's actual infrastructure put in place for it so I can avoid pedestrians and drivers alike. Pedestrians whine but drivers are actively dangerous twats who seem incapable of actually driving. Eg; the guy who tried to overtake me on a 90° corner and clattered me with his car. I'm there lying on the road bleeding and he climbs out and the first thing he says is "look what you've done to my car". All because he couldn't wait 5 seconds at best! Just total disregard for human life. "I suppose you want to go to the police station..." yeah no poo poo. If you are in such a hurry to get somewhere the least I can do is ensure you're as late as possible now. So we walk to the police station that's handily 100m away and I stand at the counter visibly shaken, my clothes torn from hitting the ground and bleeding. The police were not interested that he had ran me over. They took our details and about a week later a nice motorbike cop came over, took my statement, called the guy a dangerous twat and said nothing will come of it. 5 years later my left knee which took the brunt of the impact still hurts.

So yes, I would dearly like proper cycle lanes everywhere so I don't get hit by dangerous, aggressive pricks, ones that actually link up and let me get to places without taking miles of detour just to get to the other side of a main road. And maybe traffic light patterns that don't cause me to stop and start constantly. And maybe a functioning justice system that punishes dangerous driving and removes licenses from those who do it.

So this post was about my commute to work. On the way back I had entered a roundabout, saw an i8 on my left coming towards it and just watched as the guy didn't even look to his right to check if anything was coming and just carried on in causing me to jump on the brakes to avoid going through his window.

As bad as you think cyclists are, we are easily maimed bags of meat who in a fight with a car will always come off worse, particularly in an incident where a driver is not paying attention or they're actively trying to hurt us. I can say that my experiences with drivers has been fine overall but I've come up against far too many overly aggressive drivers who decide to pick on me simply because I exist on a bike on a road. Also maybe don't flip out and offer to fight me if you're not going to do it, it makes you look pathetic. I have honestly never felt more dehumanised than when I've been forced to interact with lovely drivers by twist of fate.

poo poo like this is why when I visit my local bike park I load my bike onto my car and drive there rather than just cycling there. It’s only a couple of miles away, but given the way drivers around here are I’ll be lucky to make it intact.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Olympic Mathlete posted:

As bad as you think cyclists are, we are easily maimed bags of meat who in a fight with a car will always come off worse, particularly in an incident where a driver is not paying attention or they're actively trying to hurt us.

While I do agree that your other points are valid, the bolded is why some cyclist behavior is baffling to me. I've had multiple run-ins with cyclists who ignore stop signs/lights, don't pay attention to right of way or just barrel out in the drat street from blind corners without a second thought. You'd think that knowing they'll come off worse in a car vs. bike situation would lead them to be more aware but I've encountered far too many cyclists who think rules don't apply to them because they're not a motorized vehicle, therefore they can do what they want. Personally, I have zero issues with people on bikes who actually pay attention & stay safe, but it's those reckless outliers who assume cars will (or can) stop in time for a cyclist's gently caress up that infuriate me.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

While I do agree that your other points are valid, the bolded is why some cyclist behavior is baffling to me. I've had multiple run-ins with cyclists who ignore stop signs/lights, don't pay attention to right of way or just barrel out in the drat street from blind corners without a second thought. You'd think that knowing they'll come off worse in a car vs. bike situation would lead them to be more aware but I've encountered far too many cyclists who think rules don't apply to them because they're not a motorized vehicle, therefore they can do what they want. Personally, I have zero issues with people on bikes who actually pay attention & stay safe, but it's those reckless outliers who assume cars will (or can) stop in time for a cyclist's gently caress up that infuriate me.

People are extremely bad at assessing risk.

They may also be high and/or drunk.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Some road raging rear end in a top hat tried to murder my brother on the interstate this morning. Tailgated him, tried to pass him on the shoulder then came around the other side and rammed him into the concrete dividers in the median. At least the guy took out his own vehicle in the process, and left in handcuffs.

My bros little Fiesta is toast though.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Lord Ludikrous posted:

poo poo like this is why when I visit my local bike park I load my bike onto my car and drive there rather than just cycling there. It’s only a couple of miles away, but given the way drivers around here are I’ll be lucky to make it intact.

I pop my bike in the truck to take it through town to hit the paved trail literally 1 mile away. I've had it with almost getting killed, and the pavement around here is poo poo to ride on without full suspension anyway.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Enos Cabell posted:

Some road raging rear end in a top hat tried to murder my brother on the interstate this morning. Tailgated him, tried to pass him on the shoulder then came around the other side and rammed him into the concrete dividers in the median. At least the guy took out his own vehicle in the process, and left in handcuffs.

My bros little Fiesta is toast though.



Perp getting an attempted murder charge or what? Guy should be charged with one, then settle for never being able to drive again.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

um excuse me posted:

Perp getting an attempted murder charge or what? Guy should be charged with one, then settle for never being able to drive again.

LoL, this is America. You can actually kill people from behind the wheel of a car and not be punished that severely.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You're right this is America. Anything is possible with a litigious enough law firm.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Not sure yet what is going to happen, I went and picked my bro up at the site and the other driver was still in the state patrol cruiser when we left. Will have to wait for the police report, but bro says he doesn't think any other witnesses stopped to talk to the cops so not sure how things are going to fall.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Enos Cabell posted:

Some road raging rear end in a top hat tried to murder my brother on the interstate this morning. Tailgated him, tried to pass him on the shoulder then came around the other side and rammed him into the concrete dividers in the median. At least the guy took out his own vehicle in the process, and left in handcuffs.

My bros little Fiesta is toast though.



Ugh, sorry dude hope he's OK?

People are just idiots on the highway.

I had a 6 hour drive this past Sunday and got behind a idiot in an Dodge pick up that refused to pass the guy ahead of him doing 10 under the limit. I waited, waited, he refused to pass.. at this point I'm thinking he must be traveling with the guy. So next big opening I went and passed them both.

Idiot then decides to pass the guy right behind me and then passed me on a double solid.

Good going champ :downs:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



um excuse me posted:

You're right this is America. Anything is possible with a litigious enough law firm.

In what world is a civil suit related to the DA deciding to prosecute?

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Caught my first bird in a while. I decided to continue in the passing lane and get past one more car in the center lane rather than getting behind them and braking to let a Subaru behind me get by. The Subaru driver decided to instead whip around me and toss a hand signal when he got in front of us. I drove for hours that weekend and only one real rear end in a top hat experience, but goddamn does it get my blood pressure up when it does happen.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
I love when people feel entitled to do that. Like it really matters that you have this exact spot on the highway. Most of the time when people do that poo poo to prove a point I just pick another lane and move on, eventually leaving them in the rear view mirror.

Was it really worth it?

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Protocol7 posted:

I love when people feel entitled to do that. Like it really matters that you have this exact spot on the highway. Most of the time when people do that poo poo to prove a point I just pick another lane and move on, eventually leaving them in the rear view mirror.

Was it really worth it?

It must have been worth it since they got far past me. I'm sure they made it to there destination like two minutes faster. This was coming down I-70 East maybe a quarter mile after the Mother Cabrini exit. About where you can see Denver after one more left-hand turn. I was going like 75ish, passing a few cars at around 65-70 I'd guess.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

In what world is a civil suit related to the DA deciding to prosecute?

DA = defense attorney. That would be the rear end in a top hat's attorney. They do not decide to prosecute, that would be the Prosecutor.
Civil suit wasn't mentioned.

I think the point made was that if you have a good enough defense lawyer you can get away with attempted murder.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

DA = defense attorney. That would be the rear end in a top hat's attorney. They do not decide to prosecute, that would be the Prosecutor.
Civil suit wasn't mentioned.

I think the point made was that if you have a good enough defense lawyer you can get away with attempted murder.

The DA is a commonly used acronym for District Attorney.

um excuse me posted:

You're right this is America. Anything is possible with a litigious enough law firm.

This is in reference to this:

um excuse me posted:

Perp getting an attempted murder charge or what? Guy should be charged with one, then settle for never being able to drive again.

It’s clearly referencing a criminal matter. You hiring a lawyer has zero impact on it the district attorney (DA) prosecuting the case.

RIP Paul Walker
Feb 26, 2004

Don’t ask me how I know this, but attorneys can certainly (at least try to) influence charging decisions.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
There a few weird rear end states that allow private prosecutors.

yamdankee
Jan 23, 2005

~anderoid fragmentation~

StormDrain posted:

Subaru driver

:hmmyes:

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Too obvious of a dog whistle? It was either a chunky guy who was vaping or a young grandma. Your choice.

What I did find strange is the windows were all down and it seemed like the seats were covered t-shirts or t-shirt like material that was blowing around all wild.

Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait
As a lifelong motorcyclist, Volvos used to be our biggest enemy. But brodozers seem to me to be the biggest enemy of everyone else on the road. on the way home from work yesterday, I saw a Dodge brodozer make multiple aggressive lane changes, then flip off and brake check a car.

The car in question was driving slightly above the speed limit, in the right lane, and I saw zero indications that the driver had done anything to impede the brodozer. My dash cam glitched, or I would show the very puzzling, yet somehow unsurprising, vid.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
It's always crazy to me when the biggest, most noticeable vehicle on the road is driving the worst. I try to drive like a good human being when I'm in my lifted yellow Wrangler because I know that I'm really fuckin' easy to remember and I don't need enemies from some petty highway encounter. Also it doesn't go that fast.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Flint Ironstag posted:

But brodozers seem to me to be the biggest enemy of everyone else on the road.

You'd be right, everything about them screams "insecurity". Get the biggest truck possible, put dumbass stickers/decals/flags on it, jack it up 5 feet with huge tires on a shoddily built/customized frame with sketchy handling at best, then barrel around town like an rear end in a top hat. They literally have a vehicle that allows them to look down on others because they're whiny, pansy, weak little inbred sister-loving mental handicaps whose family trees are probably a wreath.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Well it's not like the stance bros with NO FAT CHICKS stickers are any better.

Idiots are everywhere, it's a disease with no cure.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

xzzy posted:

... it's a disease with no cure.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

BOOTY-ADE posted:

You'd be right, everything about them screams "insecurity". Get the biggest truck possible, put dumbass stickers/decals/flags on it, jack it up 5 feet with huge tires on a shoddily built/customized frame with sketchy handling at best, then barrel around town like an rear end in a top hat. They literally have a vehicle that allows them to look down on others because they're whiny, pansy, weak little inbred sister-loving mental handicaps whose family trees are probably a wreath.

:emptyquote:

I remember the good ol days when the Hummer H2 was the poster child for small dick compensation, it seems tame in comparison now.

Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait

redgubbinz posted:

:emptyquote:

I remember the good ol days when the Hummer H2 was the poster child for small dick compensation, it seems tame in comparison now.

drat, the mid 2000s seem so very long ago. An H2 seems tame, compared to the current brodozer fad.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


In Maine right now at a beach resort and it is 1/3 bro dozers 1/3 Hells Angels retirement club and 1/3 stance 4 lyfe. All driving like dunces and wearing MAGA hats. Makes people watching amusing.

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

In my country this is definitely not offensive!
Nap Ghost
Every day is Sunday in Southwest Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cudf3Nq8-e4

Left turn in front of traffic is the most frequent application of motorcycle-directed fuckery around here. The following accident happened about two weeks ago and less than two miles from the jerk who tried to do me in this afternoon.

https://nbc-2.com/news/2020/08/07/at-least-one-dead-after-crash-involving-motorcycle-in-naples/

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Enos Cabell posted:

Some road raging rear end in a top hat tried to murder my brother on the interstate this morning. Tailgated him, tried to pass him on the shoulder then came around the other side and rammed him into the concrete dividers in the median. At least the guy took out his own vehicle in the process, and left in handcuffs.

My bros little Fiesta is toast though.



I hope your bro's doing better and I also hope the rear end in a top hat in question earns a few years in state custody behind that poo poo.

I'm wondering if said rear end in a top hat had insurance.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I saw something yesterday and it still confuses me. I was behind someone at a three-way stop (a two-way street intersecting with a one-way street). Car ahead of me has no indicator on, and is stopped with right of way at the stop sign. They proceed to pull into the crosswalk, which is occupied at the time, nose toward going the wrong way down the one way street, and then turn on their flashers. People including the driver proceed to get out of the vehicle and start removing their belongings from the car.

How did the driver think this was an acceptable loading zone? Were there not many superior options they could have chosen? Could they at least have waited until the pedestrian in the crosswalk had fully crossed the street? Was that driver aware that they are not the only user of the road? So many questions left unanswered....

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

PT6A posted:

How did the driver think this was an acceptable loading zone? Were there not many superior options they could have chosen? Could they at least have waited until the pedestrian in the crosswalk had fully crossed the street? Was that driver aware that they are not the only user of the road? So many questions left unanswered....
Insert Louis CK bit about someone blocking traffic to make a left turn from the right lane because they couldn't possibly just drive a block further and make a left there.

Most people on the road don't give the slightest bit of a gently caress about their impact on other drivers.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


90s Solo Cup posted:

I hope your bro's doing better and I also hope the rear end in a top hat in question earns a few years in state custody behind that poo poo.

I'm wondering if said rear end in a top hat had insurance.

Bro had some bruises and a couple scrapes but a clean bill of health otherwise. His little Fiesta was totalled, and they picked up a new 2020 Kia Forte in a nice shade of blue this past weekend.

Frustratingly, the other driver isn't going to be charged with anything or be in any real trouble. There were no witnesses or dashcam footage of the incident, and apparently the damage to the two vehicles wasn't enough to prove who hit who. He still got carted off in handcuffs due to an outstanding warrant at least.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Enos Cabell posted:

Bro had some bruises and a couple scrapes but a clean bill of health otherwise. His little Fiesta was totalled, and they picked up a new 2020 Kia Forte in a nice shade of blue this past weekend.

The new Fortes look like drat good cars, I'm impressed.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Enos Cabell posted:

Bro had some bruises and a couple scrapes but a clean bill of health otherwise. His little Fiesta was totalled, and they picked up a new 2020 Kia Forte in a nice shade of blue this past weekend.

Frustratingly, the other driver isn't going to be charged with anything or be in any real trouble. There were no witnesses or dashcam footage of the incident, and apparently the damage to the two vehicles wasn't enough to prove who hit who. He still got carted off in handcuffs due to an outstanding warrant at least.

Christ.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Yet again this reminds me that I have been really dumb to not get a dashcam running.

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