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madeintaipei posted:Thaaaanks. My greatest fear is a spider crawling on my taint while dropping a deuce. Every Australian has the same fear. An important aspect of our national culture is to sing songs and build sculptures about the dangers of spiders attacking you on the toilet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEqmnOfV6Q  
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Every Australian has the same fear. An important aspect of our national culture is to sing songs and build sculptures about the dangers of spiders attacking you on the toilet My grandmothers place was old af and had an outhouse still in operation. This meant it was great for not tracking mud through to the indoor toilet when playing in the yard as a kid. It also mean regularly checking for redbacks there as it was not uncommon for them to set up shop in the "used only when grandkids visit" loo. Never found them under the seat but they were definitely in reach.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Didn't some poor bastard get bitten on the dick by one that causes erections for like, an abnormal amount of time, finally get out of the hospital, and got dick bit again shortly thereafter? Man who frequents Get Your Knob Bitten By a Spider hut surprised when a spider bites his knob, again.
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Probably mistook it for a mealworm.
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ubergnu posted:Probably mistook it for a mealworm. Who wants to get their dick bitten by a mealworm tho? e: OH!
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anatomi posted:Happy to see me, or did you get bit on the dick by a spider Can't it be both?
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Inceltown posted:My grandmothers place was old af and had an outhouse still in operation. This meant it was great for not tracking mud through to the indoor toilet when playing in the yard as a kid. It also mean regularly checking for redbacks there as it was not uncommon for them to set up shop in the "used only when grandkids visit" loo. Never found them under the seat but they were definitely in reach. My sharehouse has a regular toilet but also an old outhouse wayyyyyy down in the furthest back corner of the backyard behind the sheds and next to a big pile of old plastic plant pots which is pretty much the perfect redback environment. I pretty much never use it except maybe once or twice a year when someone else is taking forever in the bathroom and I'm desperate and it's always super stressful. If I ever stop posting suddenly it'll probably be because I died from terminal dick venom 
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Well look at it from the spider's point of view. Dick-biting is a warranted response.
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"Aw I wish someone would touch my dick " /finger on the monkey's paw curls
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"Aw I wish someone would touch my dick Eww dick-touched by a dead monkey 
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Googling Dry Wife Guy gets really close but you need to follow the links in to find out his name.
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zedprime posted:Googling Dry Wife Guy gets really close but you need to follow the links in to find out his name. Just google "Lot's Wife" and you'll find what you need.
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What did Big Brain Ben do now? Totally DESTROY (beat) that woman? E: that's not weird enough. Did he pay her to say she was beaten by him only for it to be revealed she was only kidnapped for a short time so he could gotcha the fake news/reality?
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He seems to be obsessed with the song WAP, and is saying that if anyone has the titular "wet rear end pussy" they should see a doctor, which means his wife may be unsatisfied in her sex life. https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/#37023f6f4270 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWsx2iqO1ks
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Cocaine Bear posted:What did Big Brain Ben do now? Totally DESTROY (beat) that woman?
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There isn't a  big enough for that. Of all the things to claim is fake, the notion that a woman could get wet is. . . . . 
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Cyrano4747 posted:There isn't a It's 2020 and the world is a real-life Hale & Pace skit.
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AFewBricksShy posted:He seems to be obsessed with the song WAP, and is saying that if anyone has the titular "wet rear end pussy" they should see a doctor, which means his wife may be unsatisfied in her sex life. it was more of a direct self own than even that....he said he'd never seen a pussy that wet, and that his wife was never that wet, and that she was a doctor and educated him that wet pussies denote medical disorders...implying that he's been told by his MD wife, that her being dry is normal, not like because of dissatisfaction, and if she wasn't dry it would be abnormal and unhealthy. Meanwhile she's off in Hawaii for weeks at a time with the personal trainer....well I learned that last part from memes so probably not true.
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Cyrano4747 posted:There isn't a When you only exist to be a parody of conservatives, there's nothing that isn't out of bounds. Also, it irks me that there's no report button on your posts. I've been interacting with your post for long enough, there should be some recourse here.
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Memento posted:When you only exist to be a parody of conservatives, there's nothing that isn't out of bounds. Interestingly I can report my own posts. Lemme actually see if that's a thing the coders can work on, because frankly there should be report buttons on mod/admin posts.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Meanwhile she's off in Hawaii for weeks at a time with the personal trainer....well I learned that last part from memes so probably not true. That tweet was an obvious fake but Shapiro owns himself enough on the regular anyway
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Cyrano4747 posted:frankly there should be report buttons on mod/admin posts. Especially on Friday evenings around 2100 Eastern time.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Interestingly I can report my own posts. Lemme actually see if that's a thing the coders can work on, because frankly there should be report buttons on mod/admin posts. I got probated once by mistake, because the mod though he was in the "ban if no images is posted" type thread...they admitted the mistake in PM's...but I still had to eat the probe...Lol, good times.
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LifeSunDeath posted:I got probated once by mistake, because the mod though he was in the "ban if no images is posted" type thread...they admitted the mistake in PM's...but I still had to eat the probe...Lol, good times. You've got nearly 40 probes, it's kinda water under the bridge at this point. Hey Cyrano throw me a sixer with your finest probe gif for this one
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LifeSunDeath posted:it was more of a direct self own than even that....he said he'd never seen a pussy that wet, and that his wife was never that wet, and that she was a doctor and educated him that wet pussies denote medical disorders...implying that he's been told by his MD wife, that her being dry is normal, not like because of dissatisfaction, and if she wasn't dry it would be abnormal and unhealthy. isn't she a chiropractor, not an md? e: nope, that's wrong Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 15:15 on Aug 19, 2020 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:she's a chiropractor, not an md oh my god 
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Doc Hawkins posted:she's a chiropractor, not an md NO loving WAY HAHAHA Both of them being solid grifters makes way more sense now.
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Doc Hawkins posted:she's a chiropractor, not an md not true dude There’s plenty of reasons to make fun of smol Ben and his wife, but her profession isn’t one of them. Like, do some basic loving fact checking before spreading misinformation.
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Aggro posted:not true dude But I wanted to believe!
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Memento posted:You've got nearly 40 probes, it's kinda water under the bridge
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Aggro posted:not true dude I guess facts didn't care about our feelings
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