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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Steezo posted:

There's a comparison I use that involves the special olympics. Punchline is something along the lines of "not being at war"... And or we're so good that we drive the shortbus that is war.

Longer explanation gets into lessons of WW1 and 2 and how important just feeding our young people is for national security, can't have a strong standing army if everyone starved as a child, or got polio/died due to no vaccienes, and other things the right wing seems to hate that enable their very way of life.

Only the warrior caste deserves food, citizen

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Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



Milo and POTUS posted:

Only the warrior caste deserves food, citizen

During WWI the British started free school meals as they realised that the cannon fodder they were producing was really small and undernourished.

Not that it stopped them throwing them into the grinder obviously.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Bored As gently caress posted:

We really do need a federal service of firefighters. Pay them well. It'd be a great jobs program, and they can be deployed anywhere in the country where big fires happen. Get 5 or 10 thousand of em. Put them under the Department of the Interior or something and have them coordinate with FEMA and the states.

The Department of Agriculture (Forest Service) has about 10 thousand full, part-time, or reserve wildland fire fighters just on it's own. The DOI has some too, but more based on the local agency level like Parks, BIA, etc. A lot of those guys are on some type of task force and routinely get assignments all over the country.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Burt posted:

During WWI the British started free school meals as they realised that the cannon fodder they were producing was really small and undernourished.

Not that it stopped them throwing them into the grinder obviously.

Going forward, parents will have to sign a contract to guarantee their children's future service in the military to receive subsidized lunches

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014

gotta say i thank god/zeus/vishnu that Washington State didnt get hit with wildfires this year (yet).

In addition to a cooler summer (even with a few days of rain!) I really think quarantine kept people home and the parks closed, so that people couldnt accidentally/purposely start fires as had been the case in previous years.

We got lucky because our National Guard force is tasked with assisting the civil authorities on fire fighting and we were burned out due to covid and riot support.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Untagged posted:

The Department of Agriculture (Forest Service) has about 10 thousand full, part-time, or reserve wildland fire fighters just on it's own. The DOI has some too, but more based on the local agency level like Parks, BIA, etc. A lot of those guys are on some type of task force and routinely get assignments all over the country.

This is really cool. They really need to expand that force by a gently caress ton because climate change is only going to make all of these fires more frequent and worse in severity.

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



A nice, hot cup of tea.

Russian opposition politician Navalny in coma after suspected poisoning

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Thank you, I prepared it myself

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1296356238012252160?s=20

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

BigDave posted:

Yes but Biden and Harris are not the ideal candidates who are not progressive in any way so naturally we must reconsider if voting is even a worthwhile task and :words:

Seriously ever since Harris was a lock it seem like everyone I know online has been complaining about how the election is just another lesser of two evils contest.

The election is not between a centerist liberal and a centerist conservative.

It's between a conservative Democrat and a loving wannabe Hitler.

If you were that concerned, you'd of nominated someone capable of turning this back.

But you didn't.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Proud Christian Mom posted:

If you were that concerned, you'd of nominated someone capable of turning this back.

But you didn't.

It was clearly that one guys fault that Biden is the nominee, and not the entire Dem apparatus. FYI, you can go to a whole other thread and make your sick burns, it's a much better place to do that than here.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/SDNYnews/status/1296438759198687232?s=19

Why am I linking this?

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1296440293496168454?s=19

That's unexpected!


quote:

KOLFAGE, 38, of Miramar Beach, Florida, BANNON, 66, of Washington, D.C., BADOLATO, 56, of Sarasota, Florida, and SHEA, 49, of Castle Rock, Colorado, are each charged with one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering, each of which carries a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison. 

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Hahahah I'm going to make a new post because Donnie's having a Normal Legal Day

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1296443472023625729?s=19

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1067431464524869633?lang=en

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Proud Christian Mom posted:

If you were that concerned, you'd of nominated someone capable of turning this back.

But you didn't.

This is the mirror image of DNC defenders (or simply annoyed progressives who wish Sanders et al were better campaigners) who say “you could have run a progressive who could get voters to vote for them.

But you didn’t.”

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Why would trump have a clipboard

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



facialimpediment posted:

Hahahah I'm going to make a new post because Donnie's having a Normal Legal Day

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1296443472023625729?s=19

Multiple tropical storms and a tweetstorm on the horizon, completely normal day in 2020.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Why would trump have a clipboard

Somewhere to attach his tie to keep it out from under his shoes?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
HEY GUYS, WE'RE UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

let's go to encrypted texts lol

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1296447420654649345?s=19


Edit: some extra bonus comedy

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1296449362026012674?s=19

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1296449769062182913?s=19

Edit2: also, it was the Postal Service that arrested Bannon

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Aug 20, 2020

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1296445692538494977?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
His punishment is to be thrown off from such great heights

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Holy moly what an exciting time to be alive.

Not even Friday.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
I want to get off Mr. Bones wild ride

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

Edit2: also, it was the Postal Service that arrested Bannon

The writers are just loving with us now.

Also repeating once again, Postal Inspectors do not gently caress around. The best way I've had it described to me is "If the DEA or ATF indict you, you might have a fighting chance. If it's the FBI, you may want to plea out but you might have a chance depending on the charge. If it's the Postal Inspectors, you're hosed and they know it."

EDIT: loving :laffo:
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1296461242773712897?s=19

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Aug 20, 2020

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Handsome Ralph posted:

The writers are just loving with us now.

Also repeating once again, Postal Inspectors do not gently caress around. The best way I've had it described to me is "If the DEA or ATF indict you, you might have a fighting chance. If it's the FBI, you may want to plea out but you might have a chance depending on the charge. If it's the Postal Inspectors, you're hosed and they know it."

EDIT: loving :laffo:
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1296461242773712897?s=19

absolutely loving incredible

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Yeah if you want to live a long and healthy life, DON'T gently caress WITH THE GODDAMN POSTAL INSPECTORS.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

gently caress it, I'll post a picture of the boat they collectively bought with the Wall money:

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1296458089378578433?s=19

It keeps feeling like I'm spamming poo poo in here, but this poo poo is crazypants insane and like 2020 mad libs in a comedy blender.

https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1296463369654939651?s=19

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
USPIS TAPES!
USPIS TAPES!
USPIS TAPES!

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing
And they wonder why they lose voters...

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/Bogs4NY/status/1296460176074170372?s=19

We love our beautiful boaters, don't we folks

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING

IT'S ALL HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1296467628266053633?s=19

I'm now thinking of the PISS TAPE gif but with like a postal service logo and a postal hat with the USPIS TAPE thing

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

facialimpediment posted:

HEY GUYS, WE'RE UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

let's go to encrypted texts

Edit2: also, it was the Postal Service that arrested Bannon

I'd bet signal app, which can be set to purge messages after an hour, 24 hours, etc.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1296468178885906435?s=21

I want to believe.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/1296446129668849665

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
I now want a montage of Trump administration officals getting arrested, set to 'Gimmie Shelter'

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
Is it possible for Bannon to be pardoned before a conviction?

If so, my money is on that.

If not, he will plea ASAP to be pardoned before January 2021 / 2025

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

MrMojok posted:

I guess the idea that boog/extremist types are too lardass and/or cowardly to actually do anything is worth considering.

But one thing I've learned in my life is never to underestimate crazy. And Trump's words and actions, especially the ones of the past six months, I think have pretty much guaranteed that some people are going to do some crazy poo poo, no matter what happens in November and January. This is, in fact, a deliberate tactic he uses. By saying "the only way we lose this election is if it's rigged" he is straight-up threatening violence, by these very people.

We also should not overlook the fact that there are a disturbing number of current and former military, including SOF types who have leaned full-in to Q and Deep State conspiracies. I think probably most of you have seen some on Twitter/Instagram/YouTube or wherever.

I know sometimes people talk about how SEALs and Rangers and the like are dumbasses, but nobody is going to enjoy seeing one or a small group become hell-bent on blowing something up or fighting their way into the basement under the pizza place.

I'm not trying to push the "crazy vet" trope... but I am saying that these conspiracy theories today affect large numbers and cross-sections of the population, and it would be foolish to think that for some reason current/former mil would be above kinetic action for the cause. I really believe the good vs. evil narrative is potentially leading some people down some dangerous roads.

There's also a selection effect where you only see/hear about the shitbirds because they're the ones who are visible right now, and because the more serious planners are still getting busted. Those Base dudes could have been ugly, but the FBI was all over them because government is still mostly functioning. If Trump claims the election is fraudulent, even if he steps down there's going to be a chunk of people who are currently sitting this out who might get more radical. I'm pretty confident in Federal law enforcement as far as domestic CVE goes (at the moment they've pretty thoroughly penetrated right-wing potential extremists, the jokes write themselves, ACAB), but if the rot spreads to the point where you get a decent chunk of America buying into some spinoff of Q or even just the belief that a Democratic president is illegitimate then you're going to get some LE folks accidentally forgetting to report something or actively helping out extremists and that's the point where things go absolutely off the rails.

Structurally, we're still statistically fairly likely to come through all of this without actual conflict, but even a year ago we were not ticking nearly as many boxes on the march to civil war spreadsheets as w are right now.

brains
May 12, 2004

facialimpediment posted:

gently caress it, I'll post a picture of the boat they collectively bought with the Wall money:

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1296458089378578433?s=19

build the wall, support the troops!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Sacrist65 posted:

Is it possible for Bannon to be pardoned before a conviction?

If so, my money is on that.

If not, he will plea ASAP to be pardoned before January 2021 / 2025

Don't expect a pardon here. If there's one thing that Donnie can't stand, it's people on the sidelines grifting on his name, then getting in trouble for it. It's like the equivalent of a mob associate not kicking a taste up to the boss.

Donnie's already pulling the COFFEE BOY COFFEE BOY act, even though they call each other off and on. Now if Bannon starts making squealing noises like Stone did? Now we're talking.

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


So how many of Donnies campaign managers have been arrested now, just him and manafort?

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