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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Reasons for Firing a Tenured Teacher

Incompetence
Immoral actions
Being convicted of a crime
Neglect of duty
Insubordination
Fraud or misrepresentation
Serious abuse of school rules

I'm pretty sure they can

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If they're able to set their own curriculum then they're not neglecting anything.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Universe Master posted:

Reasons for Firing a Tenured Teacher

Incompetence
Immoral actions
Being convicted of a crime
Neglect of duty
Insubordination
Fraud or misrepresentation
Serious abuse of school rules

I'm pretty sure they can

Pretty sure it's poo poo that didn't happen.txt

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
But its text

No one has the tech to fake ”text”

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hyperlynx posted:

...wait.

I thought I was having deja vu, but in actual fact you and I had this identical conversation about my other cat.


That is his job. To lie there, look gorgeous, and get cuddles.
Does this job have a union?
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I only have like two jokes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Universe Master posted:

Reasons for Firing a Tenured Teacher

Incompetence
Immoral actions
Being convicted of a crime
Neglect of duty
Insubordination
Fraud or misrepresentation
Serious abuse of school rules

I'm pretty sure they can

any given school admin could probably argue that email violates all those except the criminal one & it would fly

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

any given school admin could probably argue that email violates all those except the criminal one & it would fly

Sorry, you need all of those at the same time to fire a tenured professor.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEfmQt34Nc

:3::3::3::3::3::3:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

alright guys, time to come clean

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

ahhhhh look at this little muffin buns

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Wall Balls posted:

alright guys, time to come clean



Paging Little Swampy Booger Baby to the thread!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Wall Balls posted:

alright guys, time to come clean



i like how he appears to be literally marching out of the shop with it

that's how you do it

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

crispix posted:

i like how he appears to be literally marching out of the shop with it

that's how you do it

I once watched a guy steal several cases of trading cards by doing a good job of walking out of the store with them like he was supposed to be doing it. I didn't realize anything was up until the guy actually working there started freaking out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

rodbeard posted:

I once watched a guy steal several cases of trading cards by doing a good job of walking out of the store with them like he was supposed to be doing it. I didn't realize anything was up until the guy actually working there started freaking out.

Just takes a bit of confidence. It's like sneaking into a concert. Put a lanyard around your neck and shine a flashlight on the ground and just walk straight in.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Literally A Person posted:

Paging Little Swampy Booger Baby to the thread!

That's clearly Chip Kelly

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Paging Toy For rear end Bum to the thread!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Wall Balls posted:

alright guys, time to come clean



FRANKIE!

Edit:

https://twitter.com/planetpng/status/1297349163584299008?s=19

Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Aug 23, 2020

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just takes a bit of confidence. It's like sneaking into a concert. Put a lanyard around your neck and shine a flashlight on the ground and just walk straight in.

Only works for white people

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Don't be a bad host, make him a snack!

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Catastrophe posted:

Correct.

I have this postcard here:



how old is this? does anyone know?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Hardon Crime posted:

how old is this? does anyone know?

Probably not very.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqU_VGbVgmU

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Jay Rust posted:

Only works for white people

If TV is to be believed, non-white-people version is a mop bucket and/or trash cart.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/statto/status/1297233651458093056

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

wheatpuppy posted:

If TV is to be believed, non-white-people version is a mop bucket and/or trash cart.

Apparently works better because even of they do suddenly decide to talk to you, its just to tell you to go clean a mess because no one is willing to talk to that dirty janitor.

Doing the lanyard thing occasionally backfires because people assume you have 8nfo you aren't privy to and once questions start you are screwed

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de6uTMEiZf0

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Hardon Crime posted:

how old is this? does anyone know?

Pretty sure I bought it at Tender Loving Empire here in Portland last summer.

edit: It's not there anymore that I can find but I did find it for sale here. http://www.unusualcards.com/Postcards.html

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Aug 23, 2020

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

In person they absolutely give off dinosaur vibes. Think deinonychus or Spielberg style "raptor". Luckily they prefer fruit.

For now.

Dennis McClaren
Mar 28, 2007

"Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!

It feels like this might be the last I thing I see before I die.

naem
May 29, 2011


Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://twitter.com/JoeJohnsonIce/status/1297541108776357888

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
:3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEkSwIN6Yns

:3: :3:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Oh god I know that music but I can't place it and now it's going to bother me

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Len posted:

Oh god I know that music but I can't place it and now it's going to bother me

Super Mario 64, one of the water themes, can't remember which.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I also thought it sounded extremely Twin Peaks or like the cheesy infomercial in Donnie Darko

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

It’s Jolly Roger Bay, the first water level in Super Mario 64.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Yoshi Wins posted:

It’s Jolly Roger Bay, the first water level in Super Mario 64.

Thank you.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

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