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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 200 days!

FilthyImp posted:

Ah, sorry. But yeah, what you said there is very apt.

I dunno if his wife was also chaste but suddenly realizing you're ACE after marriage could be a thing if you just thought "I don't have to think about this till later anyway"

in conservative circles, marriage is often a social obligation to your family and/or just what you do at a certain age. the details vary, but this likely applies more than usually to someone like little ben

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Hodgepodge posted:

the fabled living brands

in a 5-4 court decision....

Viscous Soda posted:

I just don't get calling a leisure fishing boat the "WARFIGHTER". Going out on a leisurely fishing trip with your rich scam buddies is about as far from war as you can get.

when a bigger yacht comes along you hit it with the tactical champagne

Alan Smithee has issued a correction as of 06:47 on Aug 22, 2020

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Hodgepodge posted:

in conservative circles, marriage is often a social obligation to your family and/or just what you do at a certain age. the details vary, but this likely applies more than usually to someone like little ben
Smol Ben got married because his father arranged it and he wrote about how he never had sex before and still waited weeks after being married to have sex

This guy seems like someone I should listen to about how relationships work and healthy men and women should behave

Knight has issued a correction as of 08:07 on Aug 22, 2020

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Knight posted:

Smol Ben got married because his father arranged it

'Arranged it' doesn't do justice to the elder Shapiro's efforts here - he had to go all the way to Israel itself to find a sufficiently Orthodox doctor who wasn't already familiar with and repulsed by his adult boy genius of a son.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
That Unorthodox show on Netflix but it's about Ben Shapiro's wife running away from Ben's sandpaper coated dick.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/1296472033178591232?s=20

mooch tried to tell us about self onan bannon

it is us who are owned

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

FilthyImp posted:

Lol, he's rabidly thirsty for AOC so at best he maybe wants to be dominated and at worst his dad made him such a hosed up bundle of neuroses that he's terrified of his sexual urges and is saddled with massive guilt.

afraid of moisture, checks out

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/PunishedMelanie/status/1295582387896713216

the guy doing the simping for those that may not recognize his new alias, is sargon

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE
Would have thought ROCKET SPONGE a better name for this dude's boat than WARFIGHTER.

Then again, I'm not an overcompensating US Air Force POG who pointlessly lost three limbs due to bad luck and indirect fire.

Unquestioningly treating veterans as uber citizens results in some insufferable bullshit (at the very least).

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1296918578155753472?s=19

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


babypolis posted:

im gonna go agaisnt the grain here and say that the picture they used wasnt particularly bad, at least compared to the actual shows the film is commenting on. like it doesnt look any worse than your average episode of dance moms

It made me think it was a gross Dance Moms-like reality show though.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

This is so hilarious.

And we also have hulking out Alex Jones, when he’s not firing Millie.
https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1297141747575816193

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Millipede Weevil

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Groovelord Neato posted:

It made me think it was a gross Dance Moms-like reality show though.

I thought the point is that it is like that, except aware that it’s creepy. isn’t it about the same sort of scene?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

imagine getting owned by loving simp shrek

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Subjunctive posted:

I thought the point is that it is like that, except aware that it’s creepy. isn’t it about the same sort of scene?

yes, but the issue is the ad material. Netflix decided to make the tone of the ad material more pedo-baity, and even Netflix admits it and has backed out of it.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/neflix-cuties-apology-inappropriate-photos-sexualizing-young-girls/

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1296486375211053057

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 14:35 on Aug 22, 2020

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




silvergoose posted:

yeah as I said, seems very unlikely. Just, the fake tweet is actually non-ridiculous, because spouses can be non-sexual and still valid.

Absolutely, but if you're literally the most shared account on Facebook and using your platform how wrong being sexually active is, people are absolutely going to dunk on you and play armchair analyst that you're so bitter about being bad at sex that you think no one else should get to enjoy it.

This especially holds true when the circumstances leading to your marriage sound like medieval nobility nonsense and make it clear you have no idea what a healthy sex life and loving relationships should look like.

Relatively asexual relationships can still be healthy. You can tell because they don't talk about it and just do other stuff. If their every waking moment is spent talking about sex (in a "the evils of" context) then there's a problem and they need to figure that poo poo out and realize that sex isn't anywhere near as big a deal as they're making it out to be.

univbee has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Aug 22, 2020

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Viscous Soda posted:

I just don't get calling a leisure fishing boat the "WARFIGHTER". Going out on a leisurely fishing trip with your rich scam buddies is about as far from war as you can get.

"In the battle of history, the warfighter is the chess of victory" is probably the most philosophically apt thought any of these fuckers had. Dont be surprised that they picked these Sun Tzu Machiavelli names

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

DRINK ME posted:

And we also have hulking out Alex Jones, when he’s not firing Millie.
https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1297141747575816193

lol he's such a tubby bastard what happened to his peak performance muscle bullshit

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

lol he's such a tubby bastard what happened to his peak performance muscle bullshit

iirc, the doctor he partnered with for that ended the relationship after the sandy hook stuff
he advertises an mlm with a different line of things now

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mr Interweb posted:

https://twitter.com/PunishedMelanie/status/1295582387896713216

the guy doing the simping for those that may not recognize his new alias, is sargon

I don’t get the point of this. They’re both nazis but he’s playing the part of an enlightened liberal who sees the glory of fascism while she’s a strasserite pretending to be into Bernie so she can feed leftist teens into the pipeline that way. It’s all a show, isn’t it?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

hell yeah, this is the Content I come to this thread to see.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

(not from my legal fund but from my infowars earnings)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Millicent Weaver has a “leftist” character she does called Rainbow Snatch and refers to herself by this name. Cooooool.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Quick 1 and done

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1296552365324206083

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Dreylad posted:

look I admit that I'm bougie enough that I'm going to dragged in front of the tribunals to be guillotined in the near future, but all I ask is those people go before me

A reading from the book of The Last Time We Saw My Sister-In-Law

"So he tells me, 'I just bought a seven million dollar yacht, what the hell is twenty-five grand to tow it to Florida so I can actually use it?!'"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Millicent Weaver has a “leftist” character she does called Rainbow Snatch and refers to herself by this name. Cooooool.

Millie Vaniwea

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/DailyLobo/status/1297011764375236608?s=20

https://twitter.com/bladvs/status/1297011075318128642?s=20

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/1296939968288317442

:ughh:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I would very much enjoy never hearing about Alyssa ever again.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


NPS does own though

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Groovelord Neato posted:

It made me think it was a gross Dance Moms-like reality show though.

yeha thats what i meant, it looks like dance moms. which is a weird and hosed up show, but not really pedobait. i mean my mom loves dance moms

still a fuckup but not like a "lets make this person look like a pedo" level gently caress up, ya know what i mean?

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Flesh Forge posted:

yes, but the issue is the ad material. Netflix decided to make the tone of the ad material more pedo-baity, and even Netflix admits it and has backed out of it.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/neflix-cuties-apology-inappropriate-photos-sexualizing-young-girls/

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1296486375211053057

What's not being said is some minimum wage art/marketing scrubs were probably screamed at and thrown out of the building while being fired as the scapegoats while the 6 fig marketing exec who said "make it sexy and make it pop" gave a contrite apology about errors in communication.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://imgur.com/ext7mtg


chuds are so weird. billie seems like a perfectly fine, attractive woman. i'd personally take her over the stepword wife on the left

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Mr Interweb posted:

https://imgur.com/ext7mtg


chuds are so weird. billie seems like a perfectly fine, attractive woman. i'd personally take her over the stepword wife on the left

she (a young woman) was unaware of van halen (a band that has not been relevant for at least 20 years). this is an attack on Western Values from which she will never be free.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Also she wears baggy clothes so you can’t see her tits.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

she (a young woman) was unaware of van halen (a band that has not been relevant for at least 20 years). this is an attack on Western Values from which she will never be free.

but she’s the ‘might seduce your dad guy’ so I’ve got a chance!

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Mr Interweb posted:

https://imgur.com/ext7mtg


chuds are so weird. billie seems like a perfectly fine, attractive woman. i'd personally take her over the stepword wife on the left

there’s nothing wrong with either of them, but only one of them matches the fedora aesthetic

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
older folks genuinely can’t understand that eventually what was popular in their youth will be one day trelegated to niche knowledge

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