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InediblePenguin posted:I also heard the Marilyn Manson rib thing in school and my much-older cousin told me it was a lie and she knew it because she'd heard them say the same thing about Prince and also David Bowie Time to start the crossover rumour of "Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick, then they pumped a pint of his own semen out of his stomach".
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NonzeroCircle posted:Time to start the crossover rumour of "
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NonzeroCircle posted:Time to start the crossover rumour of "Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick, then they pumped a pint of his own semen out of his stomach". when u nut but u still succin 
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I thought the rib remove rumor started with Maynard. Didn’t the interior of one of the albums have a graphic of him supposedly blowing himself?
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I can't hear about someone sucking their own dick without thinking of the forums goon who said he could do it but said "it's a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like having your dick sucked". It's one of history's great accidentally profound quotes, along the lines of Mike Tysons "everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth".
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Boywhiz88 posted:Ummm, you mean moreso than already? what did he do wrong tho?
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Anza Borrego posted:I thought the rib remove rumor started with Maynard. Didn’t the interior of one of the albums have a graphic of him supposedly blowing himself? I think so? nsw https://i.imgur.com/uX7djvR.jpg
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InediblePenguin posted:I also heard the Marilyn Manson rib thing in school and my much-older cousin told me it was a lie and she knew it because she'd heard them say the same thing about Prince and also David Bowie To throw the heat off your perversion, all you have to do is accuse a couple of peers sharing it.
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Pneub posted:I think so?  It was a flicker graphic so you could tilt the album back and forth and see it in motion
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Trig Discipline posted:I can't hear about someone sucking their own dick without thinking of the forums goon who said he could do it but said "it's a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like having your dick sucked". It's one of history's great accidentally profound quotes, along the lines of Mike Tysons "everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth". I love this and am quoting it so one day I might be able to find it again
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Trig Discipline posted:I can't hear about someone sucking their own dick without thinking of the forums goon who said he could do it but said "it's a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like having your dick sucked". It's one of history's great accidentally profound quotes, along the lines of Mike Tysons "everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth". incredible
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Oh God, I just sent this screen to my mom plus gf chat instead of my just gf chat (her name comes first alphabetically and I've been quarantine drinking since noon so cut me a break lol) Screen from gfs phone since I panic deleted my text to no avail. That quote is too funny tho 
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The true dumb marketing move was to create a forum so horrifying that we live in fear of our families finding out our involvement 
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Trig Discipline posted:I can't hear about someone sucking their own dick without thinking of the forums goon who said he could do it but said "it's a lot more like sucking a dick than it is like having your dick sucked". It's one of history's great accidentally profound quotes, along the lines of Mike Tysons "everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth". That sounds like me and it is. I don't know how many people I've had to say "yeah I've sucked my own dick but that's NOT THE POINT" to but hopefully I have saved at least a handful of men a lot of time and effort or encouraged them in their quest. Age and fatness has long since removed any possibility of personally repeating the act but it's good to see that the knowledge from my trip report has entered the Goon Hivemind. If it wasn't me their description is dead on.
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Captain Hygiene posted:The true dumb marketing move was to create a forum so horrifying that we live in fear of our families finding out our involvement You post on 4chan?
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https://twitter.com/discoverLA/status/1297982132032167941?s=19 Spend what little money you have to feed the LA economy! Edit: It got removed, here's the tweet. 
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Desert Bus posted:That sounds like me and it is. I don't know how many people I've had to say "yeah I've sucked my own dick but that's NOT THE POINT" to but hopefully I have saved at least a handful of men a lot of time and effort or encouraged them in their quest. Age and fatness has long since removed any possibility of personally repeating the act but it's good to see that the knowledge from my trip report has entered the Goon Hivemind. If it wasn't me their description is dead on. Aahaha, awesome. For real that quote has stuck with me through the years because it's kind of the perfect encapsulation of an experience that sounds great but turns out to be more work than it's worth. Another thing that stuck with me about that was that there were a couple of people in the thread who were completely not understanding what you meant but then a whole bunch of people were like "no I know exactly what he means".
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One of our senators, a McSally, went out last Friday and encouraged people to skip a meal and donate to her fundraising. Of course every conservative radio host is saying it was a joke and a great joke and why can't people take a joke where a loving millionaire on yet another paid vacation asks for poor people to give her money?
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I dunno, it got you to notice it.
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Those are clearly mandarins. They've sold out to the chinese!
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Gann Jerrod posted:https://twitter.com/discoverLA/status/1297982132032167941?s=19 Why not just suggest breaking windows for a cheap thrill?
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
It just makes me want a mandarin, honestly
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Gann Jerrod posted:https://twitter.com/discoverLA/status/1297982132032167941?s=19 I mean, visiting the taco cart and playing some minigolf three times should be achievable for a lot of folks. Spending three nights in a hotel in Los Angeles is a good way to max a credit card or get bedbugs, possibly both.
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Gann Jerrod posted:https://twitter.com/discoverLA/status/1297982132032167941?s=19 Barring a situation where your house burned down or you're escaping domestic violence or something, why on earth would someone who already lives in Los Angeles stay at a Los Angeles hotel?
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To support the job creators, duh.
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Someone in LA’s tourism office is covering for an affair. Spouse notices the charges? “I was supporting the local economy!”
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YeahTubaMike posted:Barring a situation where your house burned down or you're escaping domestic violence or something, why on earth would someone who already lives in Los Angeles stay at a Los Angeles hotel? In-laws offered to take care of the kids for the night so you can make another one.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Barring a situation where your house burned down or you're escaping domestic violence or something, why on earth would someone who already lives in Los Angeles stay at a Los Angeles hotel? Idk. I've definitely just stayed in a hotel in my own city just to get away from home a couple of nights. Especially for anniversaries when I was semi-broke in my early 20s.
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hotel bangin' is actually a super economical form of entertainment if you split the bill enough ways leave a tip for housekeeping though
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blatman posted:hotel bangin' is actually a super economical form of entertainment if you split the bill enough ways Stop inviting lepers.
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blatman posted:you aren't my supervisor Regardless, your technique is flawed. I haven't seen an Alabama Hot Pocket that bad since college.
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Soylent Pudding posted:In a big enough city, or if you live far enough out in the burbs, it can make sense to spend the night in a hotel rather than commute back after an event or fancy date night. Last summer my girlfriend at the time and I stayed at a hotel like ten minutes from my apartment because it was within walking distance of a concert we were going to. It was nice being able to not have to worry about driving after having some beer, or finding parking.
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