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This isn't a recipe it's a cultquote:Ingredients
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Brawnfire posted:Who are these psychos that cook lettuce One of my favourite dishes is fried rice made with salted fish and shredded lettuce. The texture just works better with the rice than cabbage would.
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Aug 23, 2020 04:41
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angerbeet posted:Google brings up recipes for icicle and iceberg pickles and they all sound awful and take multiple days to make with numerous boilings and strainings and food coloring and 1/2 cup of sugar per cucumber.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:28
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Aug 23, 2020 05:39
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16 cups and what do ya get? Another day older and pickles get wet.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:41
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Iceberg lettuce is a goddamn plague, as is every other crunchy or stem heavy green. Soft, green, and leafy is the way to go for that sort of thing.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:44
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.Z. posted:Be drowned in butter. Somewhere in France, someone is masturbating to this right now. snoo posted:16 cups water Why are you posting my daily meal plan?
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Aug 23, 2020 07:41
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Facebook Aunt posted:16 cups and what do ya get? Another day older and pickles get wet. lmao
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Aug 23, 2020 07:45
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Facebook Aunt posted:16 cups and what do ya get? Another day older and pickles get wet. Ha! Thanks Joe!
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Aug 23, 2020 08:00
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Iceberg lettuce is a goddamn plague, as is every other crunchy or stem heavy green. iceberg lettuce is extremely good on sandwiches. also I ate a sandwich with nothing but leafy arugula as a green recently and it was loving terrible so you are wrong twice here
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Aug 23, 2020 11:36
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Facebook Aunt posted:16 cups and what do ya get? Another day older and pickles get wet. This is a recipe for homeopathic pickles. Each day the pickles are reduced by a factor of 2^16, but after five days the essence of pickleness is intact. Science!
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Aug 23, 2020 13:51
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TheAardvark posted:iceberg lettuce is extremely good on sandwiches. also I ate a sandwich with nothing but leafy arugula as a green recently and it was loving terrible so you are wrong twice here I just ate a piece of iceberg just to double check my memory and no, it's still a terrible green that retains too much water and has negligible flavor. It can only improve things with its exclusion.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:16
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IllinformedSociableCob-mobile.mp4 "Add as much corn as you want" So none then.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:45
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When I was about 7 or so I used to love to get a whole head of chilled iceberg lettuce and just eat it leaf by leaf for the crunch. Now the times I buy lettuce I get some fancy red or green leaf or butter lettuce because it has actual substance and possible nutrients over just crunch factor. But I still think about being small and the luxury of eating an entire cold head of what was essentially chilled, crunchy water. The worst thing about ordering salads is cheddar. I loving hate it in salads because I prefer olive oil and vinegar or italian or greek dressing and let me tell you that shredded cheddar cheese does not loving work with anything but ranch. I try to only get greek salads but sometimes that loving cheddar sneaks in there.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:52
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Facebook Aunt posted:16 cups and what do ya get? Another day older and pickles get wet. 
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Aug 23, 2020 14:53
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Aug 23, 2020 15:56
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Grilled romaine lettuce is fantastic. There was a brief fad for it in restaurants near me, usually in a Caesar salad, and I was sad when that went away.
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Aug 23, 2020 16:07
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LifeSunDeath posted:"Add as much corn as you want" So none then.
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Aug 23, 2020 16:41
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LifeSunDeath posted:https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IllinformedSociableCob-mobile.mp4 I’m surprised there wasn’t more sugar on there too.
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Aug 23, 2020 17:41
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Ultimate Mango posted:Somewhere in France, someone is masturbating to this right now.
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Aug 23, 2020 20:12
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That butter omelet has real Greasy Strangler “lubricate the world” energy. https://i.imgur.com/RfgpBTG.mp4 I don’t know if this is AFP or OSHA
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Aug 23, 2020 21:46
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It's all that and schaden.
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Aug 24, 2020 00:45
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Aug 24, 2020 05:55
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LifeSunDeath posted:https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IllinformedSociableCo Why do none of your videos, *and only yours* load for me on the Awful App? E: edited out video Elviscat has a new favorite as of 15:29 on Aug 24, 2020 |
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Aug 24, 2020 06:44
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Holy poo poo don't quote it my laptop can't take it.
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Aug 24, 2020 07:10
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rodbeard posted:Holy poo poo don't quote it my laptop can't take it. My PC can't handle it. 
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Aug 24, 2020 08:19
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I'm really sorry, it's always the gyfcat clips that I paste here...the link even says "mobile" but it comes out super huge size even on my 1440 monitor it's like 3x larger.
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Aug 24, 2020 14:50
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Elviscat posted:Why do none of your videos, *and only yours* load for me on the Awful App? LifeSunDeath posted:I'm really sorry, it's always the gyfcat clips that I paste here...the link even says "mobile" but it comes out super huge size even on my 1440 monitor it's like 3x larger. The magnum dong size of the videos on desktop is a thing that's not fixable on the poster's end, sadly.
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Aug 24, 2020 15:20
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Aug 24, 2020 16:13
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Ah, Sprighetti Rolls
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Aug 24, 2020 16:38
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Aug 24, 2020 19:16
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OK I want to know how and why "blue raspberry" has become the #1 most common default artificial flavor in the candy universe What the hell chemical is used to create it and what company has managed to obtain a production monopoly protected by a legislative loophole or whatever I assume is going on
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Aug 24, 2020 19:23
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Data Graham posted:OK I want to know how and why "blue raspberry" has become the #1 most common default artificial flavor in the candy universe Icee was worried people would confuse their cherry flavor with the raspberry flavor so they used blue dye for their raspberry.
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Aug 24, 2020 19:40
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Data Graham posted:OK I want to know how and why "blue raspberry" has become the #1 most common default artificial flavor in the candy universe i think the idea is that there are too many red fruits. you have cherry, strawberry, watermelon, raspberry f'instance. different shades of red were used for each fruit. red dye #2 was what you would use for raspberry but that got banned in the usa. some smart guy said we have this blue dye lying around and uh technically there is a "blue" raspberry (it doesn't look blue) so let's just make the raspberry flavor blue. red dye #2 aka amaranth  FD&C Blue #1 "blue raspberry"  no one can "own" dyes, you can't patent a color.
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Aug 24, 2020 19:48
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OK no look I'm not saying "why is it blue" I'm saying, why has it become so friggin popular? If there is one flavor available, it will be blue raspberry. If there are two flavors available, they will be blue raspberry and watermelon. Three flavors? Blue raspberry, watermelon, and green apple. Yeah  kids these days but I'd thought we had all settled on Skittles flavors like lemon/lime/cherry/strawberry/grape as being the central pillars. Is this really the market speaking or is there something weirder going on.
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Aug 24, 2020 19:51
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Data Graham posted:OK no look I'm not saying "why is it blue" it makes your tongue blue dude
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Aug 24, 2020 19:53
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It's because blue raspberry is the best.
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Aug 24, 2020 19:53
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Data Graham posted:OK I want to know how and why "blue raspberry" has become the #1 most common default artificial flavor in the candy universe 
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Aug 24, 2020 19:53
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it's a hot summer day, i would love to try me them sours
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Aug 24, 2020 19:53
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No blue raspberry is real, it's grown in the misty mountains of Ligma.
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