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actually, Mr. Scrooge, i've got plenty of coal still, thanks! |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:52 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:43 |
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microscopic tim
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:53 |
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Tiny Bob Cratchit: Tim, I have something very important I need to tell you. Tiny Tim: Yes, father? Tiny Bob Cratchit: I... I look up to you, son. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:55 |
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taking my multicoloured lego staircase up to open my window sash
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:55 |
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Tiny Tim doesn't know how to deactivate the Rot ability, he has no Flesh Heap stacks.
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:56 |
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Scrooge (yelling): I'M USING THE LOO! DON'T COME IN HERE! Bob Cratchit: "Mmmfff!" Scrooge: "Oh, right- didn't see you on the toilet!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:57 |
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the turkey that scrooge bought was 250 million sizes larger then tiny bob cratchit. to bob, the turkey was a solar system, a galaxy, and entire universe of poultry flesh. it could feed bob and his generations for centuries, kept refrigerated in the void of space. unfortunately it was not kept in the void of space but the cratchits' midsummer kitchen, which caused things to go rank relatively quickly.
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:57 |
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Tiny Rudolph's nose can't cut through the fog it just makes cats chase the sleigh |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:57 |
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google THIS posted:Tiny Rudolph's nose can't cut through the fog it just makes cats chase the sleigh then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say rudolph with your nose so bright where the gently caress is he i just left him here jesus christ this little weasly sonuva did it again
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:00 |
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There once was a Tiny Bob Cratchit, Had a skillset and no one could matchit, He'd get on the dance floor And would limbo galore And drive ladies in dresses all batshit! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:13 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:There once was a Tiny Bob Cratchit, |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 06:32 |
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Great bob cratchits have tiny bob cratchits upon their backs to bite 'em, And tiny bob cratchits have tinier bob cratchits, and so ad infinitum. And the great bob cratchits themselves, in turn, have greater bob cratchits to go on; While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on. |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 06:52 |
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it's bob cratchits all the way down
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 06:52 |
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Tod bless us, everyone! (tiny bob cratchit cannot possibly fathom a being larger than Tod)
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 12:50 |
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misread title, accidentally unleashed my tiny boob cratchit
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:27 |
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Humungous Tim is always so hungry, putting enormous strain on the tiny Cratchit family's food budget. |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 18:29 |
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"Boy, what day is this?" "I'm a hummingbird." |
# ? Aug 24, 2020 18:35 |
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visited by the ghost of Jacob lessley
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# ? Aug 25, 2020 02:26 |
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kid: lol nice Barbie hat tiny frosty: what no it’s a hat for cool snowmen and it’s got magical powers
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# ? Aug 25, 2020 02:28 |
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lil king Wenceslas
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# ? Aug 25, 2020 02:29 |
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lil King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen but couldn’t see over the window sill who the gently caress is Stephen
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# ? Aug 25, 2020 02:38 |
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A scrooge so massive that all he can do is wheeze in a futile attempt to get enough oxygen into his oversized body. |
# ? Aug 25, 2020 02:47 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:43 |
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Ghost of Christmas Present: SCROOGE?! Scrooge: WHAT?!?! GOCP: Nothing |
# ? Aug 25, 2020 03:02 |