Phthisis posted:

buncha olds all up in this thread jeez

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't use them because I don't understand what they all mean. I get that eggplants are penises and peaches are butts or vaginas and the water splash is cum, but outside of that I'm at a loss. I'm afraid I'll send an emoji of like a funny crab after talking about seafood only to find out later that it's been openly claimed by some sort of aquatic sex cult and now my text of "Wanna bury my face in some crab! :funnycrabwithasombreroemoji:" now makes me look like one of those idiots instead of a guy that's genuinely excited about fresh seafood.

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

joke's on you they are gonna have minecraft themed sex parties and you're NOT invited

John Murdoch posted:

Joke's on them when I show up as a creeper.

Also dressed as a Creeper from the video game Minecraft.

Blotto_Otter posted:

So in two minutes of googling, I came across a 2019 article describing how Ramesh Bhutada was invited by the Indian Muslims Association of Greater Houston to give a speech on Hindu-Muslim unity, which was apparently met with a standing ovation. Just to be clear, this is the man you're equating to David Duke?

mila kunis posted:

Ramesh Bhutada is a member of the HSS, the international wing of the RSS. I've posted a link above, but feel free to do some more googling about them. They're a fascist organization whose ideology was literally based on the Nazis; they're hindu supremacists that are actively engaged in mob violence, murder, and terrorizing minorities in India. I'd say he's even worse than David Duke, because of the amount of power these people hold right now. Belonging to this organization is indefensible.

They were involved in the anti-muslim pogroms that occurred in Delhi just this year!

https://www.thequint.com/news/india/delhi-riots-rss-vhp-members-accused-murder-rioting-arrested-delhi-police

i say swears online posted:

This symbol? No it has an older meaning, it's a german good luck charm from the 30s

1stGear posted:

Is there some kind of context other than "KoalasMarch is a bad poster"

1stGear posted:

Is there some kind of context other than "KoalasMarch is a bad poster"

Outrail posted:

'I Am My Own Charity' is a hell of a grift.

Outrail posted:

'I Am My Own Charity' is a hell of a grift.

Phlegmish posted:

It doesn't amaze me, as goons are extremely easy to scam. Source: I donated to Doobie

AKA Pseudonym posted:

https://twitter.com/Drumboy44DWS/status/1297410323872456704?s=20

LifeSunDeath posted:

don't judge a book by it's cover, it may be small but it's been involved in countless war-crimes.

Phlegmish posted:

The little tugboat that could (commit war crimes)

Outrail posted:

Gonna get real angry if the pilot isn't the most rotund man in the navy.

Outrail posted:

Gonna get real angry if the pilot isn't the most rotund man in the navy.

cock hero flux posted:

also she started a fund for minorities who desperately needed financial assistance and then when people put money into it immediately used it to buy a new laptop because she is, herself, a minority and "wanting a new laptop" apparently counts as a life-or-death charity case, and the fact that this didn't immediately get her run off the site will never cease to amaze me

Vanadium posted:

Did gaming accessibility chat mention https://www.specialeffect.org.uk/ yet? They're a charity that shows up at people's houses to design custom solutions for individual disabled kids' needs, like hacked up controllers or I think even modding games or whatever. I heard a talk they gave a few years ago, it's pretty good stuff.

The Walrus posted:

McGavin posted:

I've read that romance novel.

Oscar Wild posted:

In the end he puts a ring on it.

RFC2324 posted:

Still was til we decided to stop giving money to an abuser. All a ban really means in another $10, because if you still post here on 2020, you aren't going anywhere

Suzuran posted:

Bent over keyboards, like old men with their walkers,
tired, bored, we cursed through the memes,
Till on the haunting mods we turned our backs
And towards the next thread began to trudge.
Men clicked "Next Page". Many had lost their place
But limped on, eyes bloodshot. All were lame; all faggots;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed trolls that posted behind.

GASSED! Gassed! Quick, goons! An ecstasy of backspacing,
cancelling posting just in time;
But someone still was replying in all caps
Aimless like a man in fire or lime.
Dim, through the misty style sheet and thick green overlay
As under a green sea, I saw him shitposting.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, cursing, strawmanning, frothing with rage.

If in some smothering dreams you too could read
the Leper Colony that we saw him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick with sin;
If you could hear, in every post, the talking points
Come gargling from his filth-corrupted brain,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
to newbies ardent for some desperate glory,
The Old Lie: Bans are just :tenbux:,
Never stop posting.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Sorry to disappoint, but he's just a little buoy.

jivjov posted:

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Eh, it should still work, it's a coin shaped object containing the essence of dinosaurs that can be released as energy.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

ever notice how it's always white people with the "all anime is bad" takes

hawowanlawow posted:

white people and the Japanese

christmas boots posted:

Worst ska band I’ve ever seen live I tell you what

bar88537 posted:

Does anyone remember the specifics of something I only vaguely remember? A goon asked for some sort of help because it's expensive to keep up with all the equipment you need to be a freelance graphic designer. Somewhere in the ask was that she was a woman of color.
The replies were mostly dismissive jokes, but I remember one being "I got love for my brother, but we can never go nowhere unless we share our photoshop cs3 with each other"

Was that goon KoalasMarch?

Skip My Posts posted:

i got love for a brother
but we can never go nowhere unless we share adobe cloud access with eachother

its all nice on rice posted:

Xaintrailles posted:

god drat
I like that it's apparently just hanging out on some moss in the middle of the forest, like finding that in that situation wouldn't be utterly terrifying.

queserasera posted:

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/drumboy44dws/status/1297410323872456704?s=21

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Your own,

Personal,

Tugboat,

Reach out and push ships.

shut up blegum posted:

Yes. That was her.

The quote was:


The entire thread is amazing by the way.

rodbeard posted:

Am I supposed to see a banner ad of a woman with a coke bottle in her vagina when I go to that thread?

Phlegmish posted:

Do you seriously still have signatures on

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The only time I got genuinely hornswoggled by the Forums was the one thread where there was supposedly an impartial AI that would order you weird random things off the internet for a really low cost based on algorithm, but it turned out it was just a dude ripping people off? I didn't give the thing/man my money but I was definitely a booster and thought it was a great idea. Does anybody remember that?