T-man posted:

I have a magic butt plug that makes transphobia show up in the auras around you, $300 and you'll need your own jo crystal

Taintrunner posted:

dr_rat posted:

Surprised the landloard didn't try to change the tenant extra for all the mold they so thoughtfully provided them.

Len posted:

It's fine, i have it on good authority that "This isn't anything to be concerned about and every college student thinks it's stupid"

Also new company email!

TeenageArchipelago posted:

lmao guerentee that this person knew that the numbers would go down because of the summer heat

starkebn posted:

quote:

1. CAVALCANTE WAS GIVEN CPR BUT COULDN’T BE SAVED.It’s incredibly sad that he passed away, and while it’s true that transporting him outside of the store wouldn’t have brought him back, it would have least provided him and his family with more dignity than to leave him in the middle of the supermarket behind cases of beer and sun umbrellas.

2. CUSTOMERS THANKFULLY HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON.Many just assumed employees were in the midst of setting up a new display or that perhaps the boxes were containing something that had spilled or broken. It’s probably better they didn’t know that there was a dead body under there. However, a few people did catch on.

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4. PHOTOS OF THE SCENE WERE SPREAD ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA.People were angry at the way Carrefour and its employees had dealt with the situation and the way they’d treated Cavalcante, with one person writing, “An employee dies at a Carrefour in Brazil. The store just covered the body with umbrellas and boxes so they could stay open while they wait for someone to take him away. This is capitalism.” Another added, “A worker died in a Carrefour supermarket in Recife, which covered up his body to remain open. Welcome to Brazil in the year 2020.”

5. CARREFOUR HAS SINCE ISSUED AN APOLOGY.While nothing can erase the way they handled the situation, Carrefour has apologized. “The company made a mistake by not closing the store immediately after what happened, as well did not find the correct way to protect Mr Moses’ body,” they wrote. “We reinforce that as soon as the sales prooter started to feel sick, we did the first aid and we activated SAMU, following all protocols for performing relief quickly. After the death, we followed the instruction not to remove the body from the place.” They promised that in future, they would close stores if something like this happened.

bike tory posted:

I wanted to fact check this a bit so I found the original article and holy poo poo am I glad I did.

Does anyone see something a little odd here?

Hodgepodge posted:

it sure is tragic how his death was given no dignity or space from the relentless drive of profit. if you're going through tough times, you should consider an online counselling session with therapy.com. they've helped me through some really tough times, and if you sign up now, you get three free sessions. it seems like nothing is sacred now and there's no room for anything but the market to breath.

Len posted:

Probably, the guy has also made multiple comments about how once this is over people are going to have quarantine beards the majority of our company is still going in every day and very few people are working from home

Ziv Zulander posted:

there was that construction collapse in New Orleans where they threw a tarp over a dead body for a few months, too. only got discovered when the tarp blew away in the wind

Miftan posted:

Oof.

quote:

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quote:

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bike tory posted:

I wanted to fact check this a bit so I found the original article and holy poo poo am I glad I did.

Does anyone see something a little odd here?

Shame Boy posted:

Thirty five loving dollars for 5 cans of 8 liters of compressed air. Great.


It comes from Canada but all these listings say "NOT FOR SALE IN CANADA", I wonder why that is

Miftan posted:

Oof.

Shame Boy posted:

Buddy it's called an air compressor, you can get one at home depot for like $100

Shame Boy posted:

See if they were smart they'd sell specialty air.

Want to know what it smells like to be in the middle of a wildfire? We got an air for that. Wanna jerk off to pictures of Elon Musk while breathing air from the space station that kinda smells vaguely gross because it's been up there for 20+ years now? Sure. Gamer girl house air that we secretly collected when she wasn't home? You better believe it.

Shame Boy posted:

See if they were smart they'd sell specialty air.

Want to know what it smells like to be in the middle of a wildfire? We got an air for that. Wanna jerk off to pictures of Elon Musk while breathing air from the space station that kinda smells vaguely gross because it's been up there for 20+ years now? Sure. Gamer girl house air that we secretly collected when she wasn't home? You better believe it.

Shame Boy posted:

Thirty five loving dollars for 5 cans of 8 liters of compressed air. Great.


It comes from Canada but all these listings say "NOT FOR SALE IN CANADA", I wonder why that is

BonHair posted:

You only posted the shipping cost. The cost of one canister is $32 $25, five pack $159.99 $130. Plus shipping. Gotta grift hard.

Shame Boy posted:

Honestly I've smelled a module that came back from the space station that they just have sitting in a corner of one of the hangars at the space center and judging by that everything up there really does have a weird smell. I bet nerds would pay a lot of money to smell that weird smell. Who wants to invest in my startup, I project 20 billion valuation within 6 months.

Shame Boy posted:

Also note that that last video was on their youtube account, so they saw Washington Post doing this befuddled review that concludes with basically "uhh it's air in a can, it's expensive and I don't really get the point" and went "hell yeah that's what we want our brand associated with"

Hodgepodge posted:

i'm going to take a wild guess that the actual customer is vc money

i mean i assume young rich kids are assholes because they're rich, but that they know exactly what they're doing and it's scamming people who actively want to direct huge tidal flows up money into their pockets

Jel Shaker posted:

i would probably have bought that air in a can back when i was in india tbh, couldn't breathe for the pollution

Shame Boy posted:

Honestly I've smelled a module that came back from the space station that they just have sitting in a corner of one of the hangars at the space center and judging by that everything up there really does have a weird smell. I bet nerds would pay a lot of money to smell that weird smell. Who wants to invest in my startup, I project 20 billion valuation within 6 months.