Tin Can Hit Man posted:It's Rodmus' muttering and pathetic mumbling while being lectured by Optimus that always gets me. I don't even have a mouth, you dumb poo poo
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Coolguye posted:Masters of the Universe was always about being gay just as much as Scooby Doo was always about being high. This is known. Prince Adam has a secret side to himself that fights a literal skeleton from a dark corner of his reality. It’s about a subtle as a sledgehammer. I've been living the gay experience all wrong, where are my skeleton fights??
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 16:35 |
How Wonderful! posted:I've been living the gay experience all wrong, where are my skeleton fights?? The skeleton was inside you the whole time.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 16:58 |
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Saoshyant posted:I miss James Roberts Transformers so drat much, so drat much... I never knew Transformers loved wet-rear end pussy so much.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 17:19 |
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Infinitum posted:They canonically exist God I had forgotten this video and the minute Master Blaster started talking waves of memories came flooding back. anyway, Justice League 51:
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:06 |
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Lurdiak posted:The skeleton was inside you the whole time. So we're all gay now? I can get down with that.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:13 |
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TwoPair posted:anyway, Justice League 51: Of all the people in that spaceship to rag on someone else's bad guys. Flash would be like "oh right, and who are your villains? You but yellow. You but red. You but--" "We get it."
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:35 |
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Lobok posted:Of all the people in that spaceship to rag on someone else's bad guys. Flash would be like "oh right, and who are your villains? You but yellow. You but red. You but--" Doesn't Flash have two different villains that are just him but yellow?
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:38 |
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Skwirl posted:Doesn't Flash have two different villains that are just him but yellow? Lots of heroes have evil mirror versions of themselves, sure. Green Lanterns have whole other armies of colour-switched mirror versions.
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Skwirl posted:Doesn't Flash have two different villains that are just him but yellow? Flash has what is essentially an entire gallery of rogues who are just him in a different outfit with like 15 of them floating around who are clones, alternate future evil versions or just evil relatives. Speedsters in DC also specifically have their own personification of Death, Black Flash, who is the Flash in a black costume because they can outrun regular Death.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:51 |
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Zore posted:Flash has what is essentially an entire gallery of rogues who are just him in a different outfit with like 15 of them floating around who are clones, alternate future evil versions or just evil relatives. Is The Black Racer faster or slower than Black Flash.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:55 |
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Skwirl posted:Is The Black Racer faster or slower than Black Flash. Both
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:01 |
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Skwirl posted:Is The Black Racer faster or slower than Black Flash. Depends on if there is snow on the ground. You may outrun him, but he can only be thwarted for a time. New Gods #8
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:I never knew Transformers loved wet-rear end pussy so much. These are a group of Decepticons bumming around the galaxy after the war ends, and their ship is called the Weak Anthropic Principle (I never quite figured out why it's called that when they aren't exactly, uh, anthropes)
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:20 |
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Zore posted:Flash has what is essentially an entire gallery of rogues who are just him in a different outfit with like 15 of them floating around who are clones, alternate future evil versions or just evil relatives. no, no, wrong Black Flash is a skeleton in a black Flash costume
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:36 |
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Green Lantern #1 (1941) Chamber of Chills #16 (1953) From Beyond the Unknown #10 (1971) What If? #27 (1981) Bill & Ted's Excellent Comic Book #10 (1992) Slingers #1 (1998) Slapstick #1 (2017)
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 23:47 |
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Darthemed posted:
Glad to see he's got his humor back after trying to brutally murder a teacher.
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 00:35 |
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TwoPair posted:anyway, Justice League 51: Could we be any more the Justice League?
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 00:46 |
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In this month's episode of the gritty ocean cop drama, Hard-Boiled Cop And Dolphin: A humble fisherman has saved a mystical sea turtle, and an emissary of the sea comes to invite him to visit her land. ( read right-to-left )
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Cable #3: look you don't really need any context here, I'm just posting this because I find the last two panels funny.
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 21:17 |
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Squidster posted:In this month's episode of the gritty ocean cop drama, Hard-Boiled Cop And Dolphin: A humble fisherman has saved a mystical sea turtle, and an emissary of the sea comes to invite him to visit her land. ( read right-to-left ) Wikipedia posted:Urashima Tarō (浦島 太郎) is the protagonist of a Japanese fairy tale (otogi banashi), who in a typical modern version is a fisherman rewarded for rescuing a turtle, and carried on its back to the Dragon Palace (Ryūgū-jō) beneath the sea. There he is entertained by the princess Otohime as a reward. He spends what he believes to be several days with the princess, but when he returns to his home village, he discovers he has been gone for at least 100 years. When he opens the forbidden jewelled box (tamatebako), given to him by Otohime on his departure, he turns into an old man. Content: From "A-Zone," a Sailor Moon doujinshi by Yotsuba&! creator Kiyohiko Azuma: In which the girls discover Rei working on her own doujinshi: And later, after Usagi has busted out some sake and everyone's transformed to enhance their drawing ability (spoiler: it doesn't work):
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 21:40 |
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I'm pretty Tuxedo Mask would be adored by the masses if he made it his duty to prevent people from spilling things.
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# ? Aug 23, 2020 22:30 |
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e: nm
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Keromaru5 posted:Ooh, I actually know the Japanese folk tale this is referencing: I have always found the story of Urashima Tarō fascinating, even since I heard Slowbeef talk about it when doing Policenauts. Especially since it’s the same as an Irish folk story of Tir Na Og. Only as far as I can tell, the Irish story originated halfway across the world from the Japanese story around 1,000 years ago. It’s an unsolved mystery, but points to either a global network of ideas operating across space and time. Or it’s evidence of an older myth from a shared culture, long forgotten to history but that survived in fragmented forms.
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# ? Aug 24, 2020 00:24 |
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Lurdiak posted:The skeleton was inside you the whole time.
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The Question IRL posted:I have always found the story of Urashima Tarō fascinating, even since I heard Slowbeef talk about it when doing Policenauts. Content, from A-Zone 2:
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Keromaru5 posted:Sort of like the similarities between Orpheus and Eurydice and Izanagi and Izanami. Heck, I just found out earlier tonight that the "theft of fire," like in the Prometheus myth, is also a recurring motif around the world. Back when I did my University Degree in classics our lecturer would give us similar examples. One that would stand out was one of men putting on animal (and in particular wolf) skins and becoming animal like. The precursor to the Werewolf myth. It happened in ancient Greece, but also examples of it come from Native American myths. And then you have vampires everywhere.
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The Question IRL posted:Back when I did my University Degree in classics our lecturer would give us similar examples. That sounds like a story that is bound to be told as soon as you have animal skins laying around and some wacky uncle who likes to play with the kids. "Rarr, I'm a wolf and I'm gonna getcha!"
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Darthemed posted:
Joe Exotic's personal afterlife torture.
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The Question IRL posted:Back when I did my University Degree in classics our lecturer would give us similar examples. Or the weirdly specific "Faithful Hound" archetype, which exists as both a traditional Indian story (where it's a mongoose instead of a dog) and was popular enough in Europe to get a dog sainted: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Guinefort
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Kennel posted:That sounds like a story that is bound to be told as soon as you have animal skins laying around and some wacky uncle who likes to play with the kids.
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The Question IRL posted:I have always found the story of Urashima Tarō fascinating, even since I heard Slowbeef talk about it when doing Policenauts. The story of Oisin and Niamh. Essentially Oisin gets invited to Tir Na n'Og by her, marries her there and becomes king. After what seems to be 3 years to him (but is actually 300 years) he misses his friends and wants to go back to visit them. Niamh warns him not to step foot on the soil again or he'll never be able to return. When he gets there the strap holding his horse's saddle breaks and he falls to the ground, aging 300 years instantly. The good news is the horse is okay. My favourite part is in some versions as he lays dying St Patrick comes to convert him and send his immortal soul to Heaven. Oisin asks him will Finn and Diarmuid and the rest of the Fianna be there, and Patrick tells him no, that was 300 years ago and they were never baptized. So Oisin turns him down, because he wants to go wherever his friends have gone, and just asks to be buried facing the rising sun. So many Irish stories are tragedies it's actually impressive we survived long enough for the British to kill us.
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Mashle: the villain reveals an auspicious magic eye
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The Question IRL posted:Back when I did my University Degree in classics our lecturer would give us similar examples. Was your lecturer Blade?
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How Wonderful! posted:Was your lecturer Blade? Let me put it this way. His nickname was the Claw.
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How Wonderful! posted:Was your lecturer Blade? That's Professor Eric Brooks to you (I did not know Blade's real name was Eric until today)
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Saoshyant posted:I miss James Roberts Transformers so drat much, so drat much... The Autobots make Megatron go to therapy: MTMTE #28
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Psychiatrist Bot is speaking with Jim Rash's voice in my mind. Is that good?
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Red Bones posted:That's Professor Eric Brooks to you (I did not know Blade's real name was Eric until today) He's also British, which for some reason doesn't get much play when he shows up in cartoons and such. Nilbop posted:Psychiatrist Bot is speaking with Jim Rash's voice in my mind. Is that good? IIRC that guy had a weird thing going on where nobody knew what he transformed into which caused problems in pre-war Cybertron because that was how their class system worked.
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muscles like this! posted:IIRC that guy had a weird thing going on where nobody knew what he transformed into which caused problems in pre-war Cybertron because that was how their class system worked. Yes, your place in society was determined by what you turned into, so when they didn't know what Rung turned into they cheated: And they spelled his name (w)Rong. MTMTE #22 Eventually you do find out what he turns into (and even why his name is misspelled). Don't look him up in the wiki if you don't want to be spoiled.
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