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teen witch posted:I get horny then cramps in that order. my body is punishing me for sin To be fair you're a literal witch
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I mean I am horny 24/7 but it absolutely gets worse when ovulating, and annoyingly on my period. I know you can get freaky on the rag but its too gross for me so I just suffer in horny silence
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Bismuth posted:I mean I am horny 24/7 but it absolutely gets worse when ovulating, and annoyingly on my period. I know you can get freaky on the rag but its too gross for me so I just suffer in horny silence You don't even strum your own guitar?
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Waterbed Wendy posted:You don't even strum your own guitar? Not on my period, im a lil bitch
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Aug 24, 2020 13:23
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I'm definitely due; I'm horny as hell, could murder a rare steak, and absolutely hate myself for existing. Fun combo.
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Bismuth posted:Not on my period, im a lil bitch drat, using my Magic Wand is the only relief I can get from cramps sometimes. I don’t even hafta take off my granny panties!
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Aug 24, 2020 15:09
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teen witch posted:
Let us spray (lesbian werewolf blood everywhere)
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Metaline posted:drat, using my Magic Wand is the only relief I can get from cramps sometimes. I don’t even hafta take off my granny panties! I knooow I just dont want to go within 10 feet of myself, i feel so gross
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Who else gets cramps while ovulating? And also really horny? I occasionally get mittelschmerz, but usually get the horny, that and just before the rag, my aging uterus is sounding last call 
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CherryCat posted:I'm definitely due; I'm horny as hell, could murder a rare steak, and absolutely hate myself for existing. Fun combo. ok thank god I'm not the only one to crave bloody meat At That Time
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Aug 24, 2020 19:41
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Uh, is this the thread for menstruation or werewolves?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Uh, is this the thread for menstruation or werewolves? Yes
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i feel sorry for, and envious of, anyone around these ladies. they're going to be sexed, then eaten.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Uh, is this the thread for menstruation or werewolves? Someone has never watched/read Blood & Chocolate.
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Aug 24, 2020 20:17
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I knew I was getting my period last month based on how my farts felt, no lie y'all I would never lie about that.
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Bismuth posted:Not on my period, im a lil bitch Praying 4 u
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I knew I was getting my period last month based on how my farts felt, no lie y'all I would never lie about that. Yeah, they get...deep. At least in my experience.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I knew I was getting my period last month based on how my farts felt, no lie y'all I would never lie about that. i feel it's not often enough brought up the experiential difference between having internal vs external genitals. until this post i had not fully considered the change in plumbing had on the nature of farts and how that can affect ones quality of life. for me, the only change when farting in relation to the front end of the downstairs is that if i'm peeing and i fart there's a sudden extra burst of power. like that little extra bit of motivation you get at the end of a race so you can beat that jerk David.
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you know that moment when you’re like “oop, my period started!” but you go to check your pants and no, it’s just a huge glob of regular vagina goop your body decided to produce for no reason
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Elentor posted:Someone has never watched/read Blood & Chocolate. The movie was a completely different story; what a huge disappointment, that book was one of my faves in junior high.
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:you know that moment when you’re like “oop, my period started!” but you go to check your pants and no, it’s just a huge glob of regular vagina goop your body decided to produce for no reason gently caress this so hard. stop teasing me, i know you're there
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Aug 24, 2020 21:25
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I found this little explanation on the evolutionary benefits of menstruation that was interesting to me. IDK if it's true or not but I hope it is.
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:you know that moment when you’re like “oop, my period started!” but you go to check your pants and no, it’s just a huge glob of regular vagina goop your body decided to produce for no reason And then you feel another one exactly like it but you don't take it as seriously and then the next time you go to the bathroom, your underwear is soaked through from back to front
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YeahTubaMike posted:And then you feel another one exactly like it but you don't take it as seriously and then the next time you go to the bathroom, your underwear is soaked through from back to front Wow rude to dox my morning today. Although I really should have clued on when I got stupid sensitive about the actual dumbest, trivial poo poo.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I knew I was getting my period last month based on how my farts felt, no lie y'all I would never lie about that. I always realize after the fact. "Oh, no wonder I still felt so loving bloated the other day, even after farting .". One day I will clue in before I start bleeding. Or not.
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Ugh every time I get my period I feel like every organ in my GI area is somehow puffed up and swollen like my guts are one of those uncomfortable pulsating face gifs
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I always feel like my farts are extra rank when I'm on my period. My sweat definitely changes and it makes working out feel extra gross.
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Aug 25, 2020 05:39
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YeahTubaMike posted:And then you feel another one exactly like it but you don't take it as seriously and then the next time you go to the bathroom, your underwear is soaked through from back to front Too real...
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I'm so loving flat that even when my boobs are sore I could still be used as a template for flat-earthers. I just look at it and ask my body "why, why do you even bother"
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:you know that moment when you’re like “oop, my period started!” but you go to check your pants and no, it’s just a huge glob of regular vagina goop your body decided to produce for no reason For years and years, actually pretty much until this thread, I thought it was weird to just glob out stuff because no one ever talks about it. If you're lucky you might read about "discharge" but that's a vague term.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:For years and years, actually pretty much until this thread, I thought it was weird to just glob out stuff because no one ever talks about it. If you're lucky you might read about "discharge" but that's a vague term. I actually got paranoid after I posted that and googled how much discharge is normal. I was afraid someone was going to tell me I must have a problem if I’m making globs. Yeah, nobody talks about it. But we’re breaking new ground here!! Finally a place to talk about BIG VAGINA GLOBS
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Sometimes it looks like boogers and sometimes the PH is so high it bleaches dark colored underwear. That's discharge for you!
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Elentor posted:I'm so loving flat that even when my boobs are sore I could still be used as a template for flat-earthers. Lmao! The worst is when you are late and you get a glob. Give me the blood dammit! I don't want to be pregnant! Glob dammit
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Hello I am having a hallway from The Shining couple of days right now. Actually full on dizzy yesterday. RIP me.
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Im a trans man quitting my testosterone (for multiple reasons) and fully expecting to have a period return in the next few months. I realized that ill have to rethink my underwear choices if I'm going to use pads or liners at all. All I have are boxers now lol.
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Whenever men start making jokes about how women don't fart or that men are gross I'm gonna point them to this thread.
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Goobish posted:Im a trans man quitting my testosterone (for multiple reasons) and fully expecting to have a period return in the next few months. I realized that ill have to rethink my underwear choices if I'm going to use pads or liners at all. All I have are boxers now lol. how loose we talking here on these boxers? you might be well suited to get some Calvin Klein (your brand is important) briefs in your underwear drawer. they're pretty snug if you get pairs without a crotch seam, although someone with some sewing skills could probably tighten them up even more. if that's still not enough, well. i've enjoyed wearing a girlfriends underwear (so soft) on occasion. ain't no shame.
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Elentor posted:Whenever men start making jokes about how women don't fart or that men are gross I'm gonna point them to this thread. farts are funny no matter who does them imo
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