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Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q2iuGq_IDs

He's back at it!

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

I wish there was a code you could tack onto the end of a video, like you can with time codes, to get it to tell the algorithm "clicked out of morbid curiosity. Please don't add to my recommends"

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


HootTheOwl posted:

I wish there was a code you could tack onto the end of a video, like you can with time codes, to get it to tell the algorithm "clicked out of morbid curiosity. Please don't add to my recommends"

Delete it out of your viewing history

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/1297246259582042117?s=21

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
Godsmack - I Stand Alone (Official Music Video)




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Thayne Tuason
23 hours ago
I think you want to over simplify things and when you oversimplify things, you do what to them? Did you realize that 1/4 of those killed by police exhibited signs of mental illness at the time of their death, and that 10-29% of those are people who are believed to be suicide-by-cop, that is they wanted the police to shoot them dead? There has also been a 33 percent increase in the rate of suicides from 1997 to 2017, a number that keep increasing to this day. And you are just going to leave the children to face these demons alone, is this correct? Or its all about Black Lives Matter? That is nice that you all got together and had a little coombaya moment, but I feel extremely alienated by the movement and left out. And I believe you really didn't get why Floyd died- which is because you always think you are right, can never listen to each other and can't take each other seriously. Had nothing to do with race by everything to do with words being spoken- IMPORTANT ONES- that no one heeded.

Your interpretations of events have always left something to be desired from the time when God Abraham to kill his son, and today is certainly no different than back then. What kind of a God tells people to kill their children? A psychopath perhaps? No poo poo. Same one that still talks to people today. Its important not to just listen to what God is telling you inside of your head, but use your observations in physical reality and how other people feel about it as clues as to how you should act. If they don't like what you are doing and start screaming, maybe you shouldn't be doing it- even if God itself tells you to? Wouldn't that be a leap of faith or what? But yes, that is how Issac survived. By NOT following what God said in his mind. Get it? Or do you still need a couple more thousand years to think about it? If you didn't get it by now, you are never going to get it- you know that right? This obviously doesn't come naturally to you.

haha yes, concern troll your way into justifying someone litterally getting their loving throat caved in for a supposed fake dollar bill there, EdgeLord

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

D'Souza D'media

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


quote:


STATEMENT BY JERRY FALWELL, JR.

August 23, 2020

My family has been blessed with the opportunity to serve Christ and our community over the past 50 years - from when my father founded Liberty in the early 1970’s through today. When my father suddenly passed away in 2007, I quickly and unexpectedly went from being the lawyer working in the background on the business aspects of the school to becoming a very public person, having to overcome my fears of speaking in front of audiences of tens of thousands, with many more responsibilities to the Liberty community and to my own family.

My priority was to build on my father’s vision and to work hard. Thanks to the help of the Board and the extraordinary Liberty faculty, executives, staff and community, we have ensured the University’s sustained growth and financial health while providing the best and most modern on-campus and online educational and spiritual resources to a wider range of students both in person and through digital platforms.

My commitment to Liberty became and has remained my primary focus - and while I am so grateful and thankful for our collective successes, I also realize in hindsight that there was a toll that this took on me, which extended to my family too. During this time of reflection for us and this especially challenging year, and even more so following the events of the past few weeks, my wife Becki and I agreed that this was the right time for me to share more of our story, because the Liberty community deserves to hear it directly from me and from us.

During a vacation over eight years ago, Becki and I met an ambitious young man who was working at our hotel and was saving up his money to go to school. We encouraged him to pursue an education and a career and we were impressed by his initiative in suggesting a local real estate opportunity. My family members eventually made an investment in a local property, included him in the deal because he could play an active role in managing it, and became close with him and his family.

Shortly thereafter, Becki had an inappropriate personal relationship with this person, something in which I was not involved – it was nonetheless very upsetting to learn about. After I learned this, I lost 80 pounds and people who saw me regularly thought that I was physically unwell, when in reality I was just balancing how to be most supportive of Becki, who I love, while also reflecting and praying about whether there were ways I could have been more supportive of her and given her proper attention. I came to realize that while it may be easy to judge others on their behavior, the King James Bible reminds us - “Thou shalt not commit adultery, but I sayeth unto you, that whoever looketh upon a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her in his heart.” In fact, there are ways we may all be sinning, but the Lord believes in this self-reflection.

I was and have always remained fully devoted to Becki and we have shared many private conversations to better understand and support each other and to strengthen our marriage. Thankfully, our love has never been stronger. Becki and I forgave each other, because while her indiscretion may have been more obvious and apparent, I realized that there were important smaller things I needed to do better too.

In Ephesians 4:32 we learn - “Be kind to one another, tender hearted, forgiving as God in Christ forgave you.”

We extended the spirit of forgiveness to this man with respect and kindness, both for spiritual and religious reasons, and in the hope that we could help him find his way and allow us to put this behind us, without any harm or embarrassment to our family or to the LU community to which we have dedicated our lives.

During the years that followed, we got to know his family and other loved ones, good people who also really care about him. They shared and confirmed to us that he has periodically demonstrated emotionally unstable behaviors with some destructive tendencies, seemingly in response to his inability to achieve his professional goals. Based on information from other sources, we believe that he may have targeted other successful women in similar ways.

While we tried to distance ourselves from him over time, he unfortunately became increasingly angry and aggressive. Eventually, he began threatening to publicly reveal this secret relationship with Becki and to deliberately embarrass my wife, family, and Liberty University unless we agreed to pay him substantial monies. While this was very upsetting, we had been advised by trusted legal counsel that it was best to maintain contact with this person, as we tried to manage his increasingly erratic behavior and unreasonable demands while extricating ourselves from him both on a personal level and from that real estate transaction.

It was like living on a roller coaster.

While completely dedicating ourselves to Liberty, we were also suffering in silence during our personal time together, while simultaneously trying to manage and deal with this increasingly threatening behavior, which only worsened over time. We were doing our best to respectfully unravel this ‘fatal attraction’ type situation to protect our family and the University.

Even years after the improper relationship had ended, this person continued to be aggressive with Becki and me in a variety of ways. We finally decided that we had to further withdraw completely from him, which resulted in him stepping up his threats to share more outrageous and fabricate claims about us (under the guise of that business entity). He clearly moved forward with this plan through a specific member of the media who has continued to badger us, as well as other members of the media, regarding the false claims about the nature of the relationship based on the individual’s misrepresentations. Over the course of the last few months this person's behavior has reached a level that we have decided the only way to stop this predatory behavior is to go public.

We have categorically rejected this person’s demands while dealing with him and this particular member of the media who seemed just as obsessed with the prurient, untrue aspects of this story, however fantastic.

Even though I continued successfully working with our entire Liberty team to achieve so many of our goals, I am now dealing with things in a way that I should have done before - including seeking to address the emotional toll this has taken. I shouldn’t have been afraid to admit my vulnerabilities and to reach out for assistance from the mental health professionals who could have alleviated this pain and stress. I am committed to speaking out and sharing with others at Liberty the importance of seeking counseling instead of thinking you need to be tough and try to bear these burdens on your own. I am in the early stages of addressing these issues.

Proverbs 3:5-6 says “trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on thine own understanding in all your ways acknowledge him and he will guide straight thy path.”

The trauma of this experience has brought us to a very challenging point in our lives, but we are strong, our faith in Christ is greater than ever, and with His help and with those His help and with those in the community who we love and who appreciate the impact of forgiveness, we will get through this. We ask for your prayers and support.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I genuinely couldn't read that after he blamed everything on his wife cheating on him. And I'm even semi tolerant of the evangelical babble from cultural exposure.

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

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Cheating is kind of a disingenuous way of portraying that uh....relationship dynamic.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Yeah it's a hotwife situation so it's not cheating in the truest sense.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

BRO MY TOTALLY HOT WIFE GOT RAILED BY MY POOLBOY IT WAS SO COOL TO WATCH BRO

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1297934406200561669?s=20

Falwell career is over :lol:

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Probably. But we also live in the timeline where not only is Donald Trump president, but he is seen as a hero and icon of conservative Christianity.

We're so beyond the pale of what is normal or acceptable that anything which would have been a certainty in the Before Times is now merely a highly likely probability.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Fallwell was obviously witnessing. He likely even spread the good word while his wife received the good load.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

FilthyImp posted:

Fallwell was obviously witnessing. He likely even spread the good word while his wife received the good load.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA0BujmYxSo

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
I am absolutely in love with the fact that Jerry Falwell Jr was an openly corrupt, sexually-inappropriate hypocrite, but the Evangelical community pretended not to notice... Until proof got out that Jerry likes booze and watches Trailer Park Boys. Like, the only two relatable things about the guy are what cause the Evangelical establishment to finally let the dominos fall.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

I am absolutely in love with the fact that Jerry Falwell Jr was an openly corrupt, sexually-inappropriate hypocrite, but the Evangelical community pretended not to notice... Until proof got out that Jerry likes booze and watches Trailer Park Boys. Like, the only two relatable things about the guy are what cause the Evangelical establishment to finally let the dominos fall.

See now I think that me and JerJer could be bros.

I too enjor Trailer Park Boys and booze.

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

There's still plenty of time for him to reinvent himself as a redeemed sinner who has faced temptation and come back to godliness. Evangelicals eat that up so hard, grifters make up stories about their gleefully sinful past as Totally Real Satanist Rockstar Wizards to get people to trust them. Falwell practically has his redemption narrative pre-written for him.

He's not likely to stay president of Liberty University, though. And we are talking about the guy who couldn't just shut the gently caress up and let Fox and Liberty do a bit of PR magic for a few weeks when he posted those photos to his public Instagram - so who knows if he'll even be able to stick to the simplest possible huckster script.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Sure it is.

Just like Jerry Falwell Sr, Jim Bakker, Peter Popoff and Ted Haggart are people no one follows and gives money to.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



He apparently resigned from the board this afternoon

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

FlamingLiberal posted:

He apparently resigned from the board this afternoon

Right.

And 4 or 5 years from now he'll be grifting on TV or own some other school or be selling miracle spring water that cures cancer.

I remember when Jimmy Swaggart went down and well, golly shucks gee whiz, he's still going and taking money from stupid rubes who think he embodies Christ, telling us to vote for Trump and send checks. And that was a long time ago back when poo poo like a pastor gettin caught with a hooker was news and not just normal mainstream modern GOP conservatism.

I swear...I've posted it more than once here since I started this thread but the utterly obscene and blatant cross over between megachurches, televangelists and what the GOP sells and offers modern governance is more than creepy. It's Theocratic Fascism and is totally embraced by the Republican Party.

They started with the cheap outlets, communiques and the utter wasteland of the rural south and midwest by buying up the ONLY "entertainment" that anyone could pick up on a TV or a radio and, if not shoving down their throats, offering them ZERO alternatives. It might sound stupid to some but they were basically able to brainwash truckers, farmers, miners, mill workers and pretty much any large swath of rural people who, quite simply, literally COULD NOT hear or watch anything else on a TV or a radio except fire and brimstone church sermons, infomercials and, later, poo poo like Rush Limbaugh that made them think they were hearing "news" or some "rebel" on the radio instead of the advertising and propaganda it amounted to.

It was rather smart since it cost so little and created an army of loyal voters who think they're informed. I drove through some of these states and towns back in the late 80's and early 90's. It was NON STOP poo poo about the Devil, a little country music and a whole lot of how these churches need money. Then later, it was Men of the People hosting talk shows and speaking truth against Big Government. These people believe this poo poo they hear. Mostly because they rarely hear anything else and, further, find their schools woefully underfunded. But mainly it's the reach of a TV antenna or a radio station. Access to information.

It's ALWAYS been exploitative and complete bullshit but it's cheap air time and has succeeded in creating an army of nazi zombies that's one upped itself with QAnon now that these rural wastelands can do the internet and continue to believe they're being informed. But seriously, it all started with the antenna driven B&W TV shows in these vast wastelands that could only get church shows created on the cheap. We're really seeing the results right now.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Aug 24, 2020

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Reminder that there's absolutely nothing the evangelical grift crowd loves more than a redemption arc. Jerry Jr's absolutely gonna refind Jesus.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Reminder that there's absolutely nothing the evangelical grift crowd loves more than a redemption arc. Jerry Jr's absolutely gonna refind Jesus.

And Jesus is gonna plow his wife while he watches.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

BigDave posted:

And Jesus is gonna plow his wife while he watches.

I think that's more the Holy Father's game.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Reminder that there's absolutely nothing the evangelical grift crowd loves more than a redemption arc. Jerry Jr's absolutely gonna refind Jesus.

Ehhh. Maybe.

Thing is, Jerry Jr. isn't the religious guy; his brother Jonathan inherited the religious side of the Falwell empire, and is currently senior pastor of the megachurch in Lynchburg, VA. Jerry Jr took over all the semi-secular properties, including Liberty U. His big claim to fame since his father's death has been gradually transitioning Liberty U from a segregated insular conservative college into a combination online learning and real estate scam. Under his leadership 9/10ths of Liberty U's students are now online only, and thus not subject to Liberty U's draconian code of conduct, but now they're overpaying for lovely University of Phoenix level worthless diplomas instead.

It's actually deeply hilarious, because somewhere Jerry Falwell Sr is spinning in his grave because his beloved institution is only 70% white, because his son decided to pursue naked capitalism over religious bigotry.

Anybody who pays attention can tell that Jerry Jr is personally agnostic; besides everything else he's really bad at talking the Evangelical talk. He's a really incompetent salesman. I don't know how successful he'll be pulling a Jim Bakker.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Yeah, something to keep in mind is that Jerry Falwell Jr. isn't the same type of Jim Bakker-esque televangelist who creates a para-religious dependence with a wide audience. He was never out there claiming that God spoke directly to him, or that a big enough Love Gift will get God to heal your cancer, or that God was going to strike him down if he didn't get enough donations to buy a private jet. People like Bakker are able to recover from falls from grace because they know how to manipulate the emotions and religion of their captive audience in order to squeeze them dry, even in bad-PR situations.

Jerry Falwell Jr. never really seemed to give much of a poo poo about doing that; he seemed perfectly fine with just being shuffled on TV to wave his finger at gay people for being evil while leading a relatively secular life otherwise. The cash flowing up to him is pretty shady, but it's largely due to business deals, it's not literally from sick grandmas giving the last of their life savings to his ministry. Plus, his "captive audience" was essentially just the staff of Liberty University, so there's no emotional stake in him just dropping off the radar to the general Evangelical public. He was a Big Name in the echo chamber, yeah, but it was really only because he was Jerry Sr's son.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

When you saw only one set of footsteps, that’s when I was riding your wife like a horse.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Huh. So the cucks were the conservatives all along.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



MrUnderbridge posted:

Huh. So the cucks were the conservatives all along.
Makes you wonder about the cannibalism poo poo they talk about lately.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Nessus posted:

Makes you wonder about the cannibalism poo poo they talk about lately.

Trump literally said to a cop who recovered from Covid-19 "your blood is valuable, you know?" today

Here it is
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1298067968098578432?s=19

pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Aug 25, 2020

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Reminder that there's absolutely nothing the evangelical grift crowd loves more than a redemption arc. Jerry Jr's absolutely gonna refind Jesus.

Refried Jesus :yum:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


The televangelists who've come back have had to do far more embarrassing grifts when they returned like selling buckets of food for the apocalypse.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Groovelord Neato posted:

The televangelists who've come back have had to do far more embarrassing grifts when they returned like selling buckets of food for the apocalypse.

this. fallwell jr had some political power and pull. when this goes. thats gone, he will be doing some weird lower tier evangelical grift like talking about cunnilingus is the devil or how some toy is satan or selling bricks made in Israel.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MrUnderbridge posted:

Huh. So the cucks were the conservatives all along.

Every single thing that leaves a conservative mouth is projection.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Groovelord Neato posted:

The televangelists who've come back have had to do far more embarrassing grifts when they returned like selling buckets of food for the apocalypse.

Jim Baker cracks me up. "God is coming, we're all going home. But before that happens, we're going to elect a maniac to destroy the world. He will too. You better buy this fifty gallon drum of Mac n Cheese so you don't starve in your bunker waiting on God".

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Jim Baker cracks me up. "God is coming, we're all going home. But before that happens, we're going to elect a maniac to destroy the world. He will too. You better buy this fifty gallon drum of Mac n Cheese so you don't starve in your bunker waiting on God".

Seems like stocking up an apocalypse bunker is a tacit admission you're not one of the true Christians who will get raptured away

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The last I checked Bakker was getting into colloidal silver which makes me laugh

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


VitalSigns posted:

Seems like stocking up an apocalypse bunker is a tacit admission you're not one of the true Christians who will get raptured away

Jim Bakker is a post-trib rapture guy. It’s a less popular version, but it does let him sell more product.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
This is good stuff from an NPR interview with the author of "Hoax"

https://www.npr.org/2020/08/25/905805029/hoax-traces-the-grotesque-feedback-loop-between-president-trump-and-fox-news

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


God. Trump loving owns the first thing i see when opening YouTube.

You gotta love election season.

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