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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Hahahaha. For fucks sake

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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He's... your typical dumbfuck boomer (post not signed)

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Weaponized Cum posted:

He's... your typical dumbfuck boomer (post not signed)

(monitor not on)

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
he's gen x, and he has strong views on statues too

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1296748214473953281?s=20

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Can't have stuck the nut on them or it would be a murder charge

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Twitter rumours seem to think he's taken a swing at a copper. Lol if true

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

the sex ghost posted:

Twitter rumours seem to think he's taken a swing at a copper. Lol if true

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1296752720813187072?s=20

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Officers plural? Even better. Give him the England captaincy now imo

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

It's this:

:nws:




Admin edit: Added nws tags

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




I'm DESK

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Good lad Slabhead showing his solidarity against the pigs, should get a medal imo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Eat rear end bash fasc

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/jon_mackenzie/status/1296771411374149632?s=21

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

https://twitter.com/SmnLlyd5/status/1296761326623232001

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Ed Woodward has offered to pay half the bail and will now leak to the media that the Greek police are being unreasonable by refusing to negotiate.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


lol

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Arrests 1 - 0 Signings

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Der Shovel posted:

Arrests 1 - 0 Signings

He’ll be like a new signing when he’s sprung from jail.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
i hope hairy maguire was wearing a mask when he was eating that cop’s rear end :ohdear:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



blue footed boobie posted:

He’ll be like a new signing when he’s sprung from jail.

He'll be playing with painkillers while he gets over the shank wounds.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1296877235023032320

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
So for a normal person that would be very bad. But because he's a footballer he will get away with a slap on the forehead wrist

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Imagine being that loving rich and going to normal places during a pandemic instead of just hiring a sprawling estate and relaxing and getting sucked off

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Bape Culture posted:

Imagine being that loving rich and going to normal places during a pandemic instead of just hiring a sprawling estate and relaxing and getting sucked off

mAyBe YeR mAm DiDn'T aNsWeR hIs CaLl!!!

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Only thing surprising here is that he wasn’t successful.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Some alleged footage of the incident: https://youtu.be/a3rl98eJdEQ

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

Mean Machine but it's a fish out of water comedy starring Harry Maguire.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Riotgrrill posted:

Mean Machine but it's a fish out of water comedy starring Harry Maguire.

So it's just the same film but with Harry Maguire?

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Mean Machine but the prisoners all climb up his forehead and out of the prison

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

blue footed boobie posted:

Only thing surprising here is that he wasn’t successful.

he didn't offer them the elgin marbles, rookie move

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




blue footed boobie posted:

Only thing surprising here is that he wasn’t successful.

post-Brexit Broken Britain, British bribery brokers brief benevolence

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1297172835509637120?s=20

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Bape Culture posted:

Imagine being that loving rich and going to normal places during a pandemic instead of just hiring a sprawling estate and relaxing and getting sucked off

Seems like the entire Premier League are in Mykonos, I've no idea if they had some kind of bubble arrangement with a big hotel or if every club independently went there (because it was the single classiest place every player could think of when asked where they wanted to go on holiday).

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Ronaldinho has been freed by Paraguayan authorities. 2020 looking up!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao wtf

https://twitter.com/marthakelner/status/1298203304846131201?s=20
https://twitter.com/marthakelner/status/1298205484231602176?s=20

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
phwoar the albanian mafia trying to kidnap harry maguires sister?

i have a very particular set of skills that makes me very dangerous to men like you, i can shout at phil jones and leave ten to fifteen yards behind me for you to run into

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
That's...quite the allegations from Harry's side


"I have a particular set of skills. Some of which Man Utd paid £80m for. The jury is still out wether it was worth it or not"

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
*police officers kicking his freaking huge head and hopping up and down clutching their broken feet in pain Tom and Jerry style*

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Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Maguire calmy telling the police about the incident

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