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Aug 25, 2020 22:48
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Hooooooooooooo boy.
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Aug 25, 2020 22:50
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Cognac McCarthy posted:I imagine the whole "I can't walk for more than 20 minutes without serious pain" thing is pretty universal among active offensive linemen, and all but the stupidest guys know they're likely to die at 50 if they don't drop some weight, so I can see how it would be easier for them to get really motivated to do so once they retire. I suspect it's harder for more athletic players who go from feeling like some of the top athletes in the world to bored and very, very sore once they stop playing.
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Aug 25, 2020 22:51
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Yeah, for linemen eating alone is daily exercise. Just eating regular meals will cause any of them to lose weight.
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Aug 25, 2020 22:56
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Guess we're gonna see that gunshot wound soon
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Aug 25, 2020 23:30
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I can hear this.
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Aug 25, 2020 23:42
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Jordan Reed only hears ringing and a little rushing water.
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Aug 25, 2020 23:49
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gloom posted:Also, from reading a bit about their diet and fitness routines, I get the impression they have to really force themselves to eat enough calories. It sounded like a grind that never got easier, and a lot of guys seemed to hate it. I have to imagine many feel relieved to stop, and a fair bit of the necessary weight loss would happen pretty quickly once they just revert to eating at a comfortable level. That's not to disagree that any dramatic transformation takes a ton of motivation though! Good article: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29399747/how-nfl-offensive-linemen-escape-5000-calorie-lunch-transform-retirement
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Aug 26, 2020 02:07
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https://twitter.com/GManzano24/status/1298449365493661696?s=19
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Aug 26, 2020 03:43
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seiferguy posted:He was entering the last year of his 4 year $40m deal when he held out for an extension that he did not get. That was also the season he had a freak leg break during the season and flipped off Pete Carroll as he was carted off the field. A season after not getting offseason surgery against the advice of team doctors. I guess there was concern that area would be weaker than the surrounding bone and prone to break again. Strange coincidence, that. Sucks to see Earl's career going a bit pear shaped toward the end.
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Aug 26, 2020 03:46
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https://twitter.com/MattLombardoNFL/status/1298411629097496576?s=19 Joe Judge lmao
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Aug 26, 2020 05:38
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Spoeank posted:Joe Judge lmao The only other highish level coach I can remember who did this was Charlie Weis at Kansas. So, uh, get ready for your decided schematic advantage Giants fans.
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Aug 26, 2020 05:41
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MakaVillian posted:Good article:
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Aug 26, 2020 05:50
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This is some galaxy brain poo poo
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Aug 26, 2020 06:19
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Joe Judge definitely calls concussions "getting your bell rung"a neat cape posted:This is some galaxy brain poo poo https://twitter.com/DDuggan21/status/1298415737871175685 AndrewP fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Aug 26, 2020 |
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Aug 26, 2020 06:48
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Everyone learn how to play by practicing 6 hours a day with your legs tied together. That way when you UNTIE your legs before a game you’ll feel really fast. NFL coaching contract please.
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Aug 26, 2020 06:56
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Tom Tucker posted:Everyone learn how to play by practicing 6 hours a day with your legs tied together. That way when you UNTIE your legs before a game you’ll feel really fast. Make Daniel Jones throw with weights taped to his arms. Just imagine that zip when they come off
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Aug 26, 2020 07:05
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Tom Tucker posted:Everyone learn how to play by practicing 6 hours a day with your legs tied together. That way when you UNTIE your legs before a game you’ll feel really fast. Offensive coordinator for a smash mouth offense right here.
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Aug 26, 2020 07:05
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Even Chip Kelly didn't go this nuts during camp practice Gettleman and Judge will both be gone at the end of the year
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Aug 26, 2020 07:35
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Spoeank posted:Make Daniel Jones throw with weights taped to his arms. Just imagine that zip when they come off Ah, the Dragonball approach to training.
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Aug 26, 2020 08:06
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AndrewP posted:Joe Judge definitely calls concussions "getting your bell rung" I guess I'm wolfshit crazy too, because that doesn't seem like a bad idea to me 
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Aug 26, 2020 08:25
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Just imagine how easy it will be to hold when the balls come off!
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Aug 26, 2020 10:03
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AndrewP posted:Joe Judge definitely calls concussions "getting your bell rung" What about interceptions Also holding happens constantly. You should be practicing getting away with it, not trying to stop guys from doing it at all.
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Aug 26, 2020 10:53
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In the 00s the Packers had a player, Ahmad Carroll, who was infamous for getting several holding penalties each game. It got to the point that the team had him practice while wearing boxing gloves. It didn't work.
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Aug 26, 2020 11:06
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gloom posted:Thanks! One thing I just noticed in all of the before / after photos is how old and weathered everyone's face looks in the after shots. It was jarring to see that first, then scroll down and see how ripped they've become, like their body is younger than their face. Even with all their stories it's hard to imagine how much of a strain that diet must really be. I will freely admit that it's weird, but I am genuinely looking forward to seeing big Whit become slim Whit. Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Aug 26, 2020 |
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Aug 26, 2020 12:59
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Gettleman and Judge will both be gone at the end of the year Gettleman should have been gone last year and Judge never hired at all, so I’m okay with this. It got pointed out during talk about next years draft that the Giants have the worst record in the NFL over the last three years, and I expect that poo poo to continue.
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Aug 26, 2020 13:00
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Joe Judge has actually replaced Adam Gase as my favorite coach to laugh at and he hasn't even coached a game yet
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Aug 26, 2020 13:10
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Joe Judge is a piece of trash
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Aug 26, 2020 13:11
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But you see he has Jason Garrett there as OC so the offense is gonna explode!!
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Aug 26, 2020 13:21
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Mr. Nice! posted:But you see he has Jason Garrett there as OC so the offense is gonna explode!! Oh god, I didn't realise. I'm so sorry Giants fans.
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Aug 26, 2020 13:38
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Better Than You posted:Joe Judge is a piece of trash Introducing your 2031 New York Giants head coach Jason Garret! Aaaand I'm just gonna leave that typo.
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Aug 26, 2020 13:49
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tarbrush posted:Oh god, I didn't realise. The whole coaching stuff is full of wonderful names that I’ve only heard good things about : Freddie Kitchens is the TE coach, Derek Dooley is some kind of offensive assistant, Bret Bielema is working with the linebackers. Garrett brought Marc Colombo with him from Dallas to coach the o-line. I’m so loving ready for this season! 
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Aug 26, 2020 14:26
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Robert Mays is joining The Athletic. https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1298606360083468289
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Aug 26, 2020 14:27
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fartknocker posted:The whole coaching stuff is full of wonderful names that I’ve only heard good things about : Freddie Kitchens is the TE coach, Derek Dooley is some kind of offensive assistant, Bret Bielema is working with the linebackers. Garrett brought Marc Colombo with him from Dallas to coach the o-line. It’s been 8 years and I still get nauseous when I see Dooley’s name
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Aug 26, 2020 14:34
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Rofl Joe Judge That is all.
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Aug 26, 2020 14:34
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Diva Cupcake posted:Robert Mays is joining The Athletic. Mays is great, this is cool and I feel like his talents were kind of wasted at The Ringer. The Athletic is also great—I haven’t regretted subscribing once since I joined 2ish years ago.
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Aug 26, 2020 14:39
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gloom posted:Thanks! One thing I just noticed in all of the before / after photos is how old and weathered everyone's face looks in the after shots. It was jarring to see that first, then scroll down and see how ripped they've become, like their body is younger than their face. Even with all their stories it's hard to imagine how much of a strain that diet must really be. My friend has lost probably close to 100 pounds over the past year and in the face he looks like he aged 15 years in that time. Crazy poo poo. I'm just staying fat to keep my baby face.
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Aug 26, 2020 14:39
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Mr. Nice! posted:But you see he has Jason Garrett there as OC so the offense is gonna explode!! Hahaha I forgot about this. The giants are a bigger laughing stock than the jets.
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Aug 26, 2020 14:43
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Professor Funk posted:Mays is great, this is cool and I feel like his talents were kind of wasted at The Ringer. The Athletic is also great—I haven’t regretted subscribing once since I joined 2ish years ago. The ringer is the worst hour long reaction show to half hour episodes of tv bill simmons jacking off his extended family oooohhhh aren't we good cultural critics [illegal to actually criticize anything] dumb rear end bull poo poo and I'm glad Mays is free of it.
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Aug 26, 2020 14:45
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Phobeste posted:The ringer is the worst hour long reaction show to half hour episodes of tv bill simmons jacking off his extended family oooohhhh aren't we good cultural critics [illegal to actually criticize anything] dumb rear end bull poo poo and I'm glad Mays is free of it. Mays wasn't ever on any of that stuff though as far as I know. He had his NFL podcast which was pretty great and I think had Simmons it like once ever. I'm glad he's going to get to do more of that, and the Athletic will have a better stable of people to pull from though, so that's cool.
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