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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

to be fair you'd probably want to be on a ton of drugs for something like this

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Calipark
Feb 1, 2008

That's cool.
Holy poo poo Jeff just dropped the F bomb. The Jeff Bomb.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

doing coke in a hurricane would kick rear end

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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hell yeah it would. get that adrenaline going twice over

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Space Jam posted:

doing coke in a hurricane would kick rear end

In those winds? Impossible! That’s pill weather

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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llooks like its picking up and rear wall might be hitting soon

Calipark
Feb 1, 2008

That's cool.
Whaaaat the hell was that from Jeff? That weird manic laugh...

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

do these guys have special cars for this?

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.
Can't make out his mumbling - something "fly to the earth?"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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lol hes definitely on coke now

"water break" my rear end dude just snorted another 8ball

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Calipark posted:

Whaaaat the hell was that from Jeff? That weird manic laugh...

I’m not sure if you noticed, but this man is completely insane

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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CODChimera posted:

do these guys have special cars for this?

Reed has an armored truck with a sat uplink and camera mounted to the top. his partner also seems to have reinforced the windows with coverings

jeff is just using a rental which i hope he has good insurance for

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

Xaris posted:

lol hes definitely on coke now

"water break" my rear end dude just snorted another 8ball

Yeah torrent of words now - 100% coke break

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

CODChimera posted:

do these guys have special cars for this?

reed does

Jeff is driving a regular rear end car

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Xaris posted:

Reed has an armored truck with a sat uplink and camera mounted to the top

jeff is just using a rental which i hope he has good insurance for

that's about what i expected

jeff owns

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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VomitOnLino posted:

Yeah torrent of words now - 100% coke break

its like a can opener the winds they come the other way now its like a can opener when you go around and around and everything just can opens adn comes up and then peels open

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

Xaris posted:

its like a can opener the winds they come the other way now its like a can opener when you go around and around and everything just can opens adn comes up and then peels open

Yeah that made me chuckle

gently caress he's talking a mile a minute now

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Xaris posted:

jeff is just using a rental

:allears:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Xaris posted:

Reed has an armored truck with a sat uplink and camera mounted to the top. his partner also seems to have reinforced the windows with coverings

jeff is just using a rental which i hope he has good insurance for

lmao

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


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CODChimera posted:

that's about what i expected

jeff owns

Jeff is a drama queen yelling CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE at everything with a broken window.

Like every other streamer has been chill af but Jeff wants the views and the money so he goes over the top with his descriptions.

Calipark
Feb 1, 2008

That's cool.
Jeff: Down town ... Lake Charles ...

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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that one white car on reedus's feedus that has been part of the convoy(?) is pretty hosed but windows are still intact somehow.

drat good insurance

e: reed is back, looks like hes going to be on the move. just said hes heading down to the coast to see the storm surge :hellyeah:

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

jeff has also probably been awake for 20 hours by this point

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jeff's been doing this for years, I'm amazed he isn't blacklisted from every rental company at this point.

Maybe they're just desperate for any business at all

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

jeff is the alex jones of storm chasing

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

Xaris posted:

that one white car on reedus's feedus that has been part of the convoy(?) is pretty hosed but windows are still intact somehow.

drat good insurance

e: reed is back, looks like hes going to be on the move. just said hes heading down to the coast to see the storm surge :hellyeah:

gently caress yeah! Link?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
hyping going down a parking lot, incredible

twoday
May 4, 2005



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I find it fascinating that he could refer to the person with whom he is speaking without any specific name, because that person is literally the only other person in sight most of the time, but he goes out of his way each time to refer to him as Jeff

Never just, “hey we should get out of here,” but always, “hey Jeff, we should get out of here.”

Incredible.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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VomitOnLino posted:

gently caress yeah! Link?

https://www.facebook.com/reedtimmer2.0/videos/3238059929618475/

it took me way too long to find the button to hide the comments and be able to tile it on my second monitor

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


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Jeff was yelling at people to stop calling him but put his cell phone number on his website lol

strong boomer energy from Jeff on tonight’s streams

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

twoday posted:

I find it fascinating that he could refer to the person with whom he is speaking without any specific name, because that person is literally the only other person in sight most of the time, but he goes out of his way each time to refer to him as Jeff

Never just, “hey we should get out of here,” but always, “hey Jeff, we should get out of here.”

Incredible.

you can never be too careful

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jeff: "Any storm surge?"

Guy: "Nothing yet, nothing too crazy"

Jeff: "I am HERE on the SCENE of a building being RIPPED in HALF, roofs SCYTHING ACROSS THE PLAINS as the wind RIPS MISSILES INTO MAN AND MACHINE ALIKE"

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.
Gonna check on the Wendy's now in Timmers stream... yeah

Calipark
Feb 1, 2008

That's cool.
Jeff always is so kind to remind us where he is every half sentence.


edit: also Jeff: "It's like a jet. An ink jet. It's like a int jet. A jet. Like a water jet but also ... jet.

Calipark has issued a correction as of 10:10 on Aug 27, 2020

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lol at maskless jeff shouting right into that guys mouth spittle flying

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



twoday posted:

I find it fascinating that he could refer to the person with whom he is speaking without any specific name, because that person is literally the only other person in sight most of the time, but he goes out of his way each time to refer to him as Jeff

Never just, “hey we should get out of here,” but always, “hey Jeff, we should get out of here.”

Incredible.

everybody loves him not just because he is so over the top and energetic but also because he's one of the only streamers that actually plays to his audience and helps them understand what's going on

unlike A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO JUST DISAPPEARS FOR AN HOUR

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
he yells "hey jeff" and everyone turns around

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
jeff is a national treasure

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


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Jeff does this to license footage to news networks. it’s how he makes money. it pays to be dramatic.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

i guess he has to say where he is all the time incase he captures a viral moment like the building snapping in half or the lesser jeff gets crushed by a dishwasher

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