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my god what ATROCITIES will that TERRORIST do next
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Don't they know it's Pharnakes all the way down? Secret poison pill sleeper agent gooooo!
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Aug 28, 2020 23:35
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Video of history being made: https://gofile.io/d/QqCJDr
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Aug 28, 2020 23:50
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So 24 hours ago I Posted in this very thread. We announced we would set GSE grey and I declared open field for GoonFuckery. A day or two earlier a J4G by the name of Darwin had been approaching just about every goon begging and bribing for an in to Groon. I let it be suggested that if he could empty Val fleet's hangars he would be welcome. Well tonight he has exceeded all expectations. For presumably lack of any other options Valador had made him leadership, and he had director roles in Karma Fleet & Goon Fleet. Tonight he contacts me to explain he is ready.  We get him into discord and he start live streaming as he empties the corp hangars, the wallets, and has to set up a macro to kick everyone because of the loving interface lag.  This kind of seemed to be the end, at least until Valador wakes up and starts melting down.     Just a few remaining bootlickers shouting into the empty void because everyone was booted out the discord. And Bravos did eventually wake up to what was happening... kind of.   But of course there is no limit to the fuckery 120 drunk goons in a discord channel can conceive of.  After a little bluestacks tutorial we coach Darwin into reseting all blues (apart from me personally being blue of course) Then we discovered in a twitch plays pokemon sort of way that as director of executor corp Darwin could gently caress with the alliance itself. So of course every corp was booted and a random selection of 1 man corps had their applications approved. At this point we were pretty sure we had done what we could, but then someone found out the wiki still hadn't been locked down.   
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Aug 28, 2020 23:51
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Sub Rosa posted:Video of history being made: https://gofile.io/d/QqCJDr go to 20:24 for a very innocent conversation 
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Aug 28, 2020 23:51
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How do you guys gently caress things up so badly lol
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Aug 28, 2020 23:54
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We have the wallet logs, from separate accounts Almost 2 billion isk, paid in different amounts To a Mister Valador way back Starting from day one (Incoherent Valador rage) You are uniquely situated by virtue of your position Though 'virtue' is not a word I'd apply to this situation To seek financial gain, to stray from your goony mission And the evidence suggests you've engaged in speculation A J4G embezzling our corporate funds I can almost see the shitposts, your career is done I hope you saved some money for your RMT fund Ya best g'wan run back where ya come from
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Aug 29, 2020 00:06
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Everyone, you're welcome for the show.
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Aug 29, 2020 00:13
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Aug 29, 2020 00:20
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lmao
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Aug 29, 2020 00:24
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Aug 29, 2020 00:28
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ThatEvilOne posted:The Battlecruiser we all get on day 30 is going to be the premier mission runner without a doubt. they are however useless without the faction mods they've given us. Lose it once and you're basically hosed. are prototype ships insurable?
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Aug 29, 2020 00:37
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lampey posted:are prototype ships insurable? They are, but the guns aren't and there are no production guns. Can-Yue guns are going to be at a premium. Foehammer007 posted:How do you guys gently caress things up so badly lol How did Valador gently caress up this badly, more like. This was inflicted upon what is now a wholly public-player alliance using the Goon name and led by an idiot who wanted to "get rich" like Mittani (like, down to selling merch and poo poo). This, here, is pure Goon vengeance. The actual goon groups are incredibly healthy and we're making money and getting pew every single day.
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Aug 29, 2020 00:51
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SpaceDrake posted:They are, but the guns aren't and there are no production guns. Can-Yue guns are going to be at a premium. When you get the hull back you get Civilian Decomposers (edit: not sure if that happens with any other ship), but they're pretty poo poo compared to the ones Omega gets (8 dps vs 22 dps iirc). I absolutely agree that these guns will be at a premium in the distant future, but it's gonna take a lot of deaths to bump up the price. nakieon fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 29, 2020 |
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Aug 29, 2020 01:15
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Nice forums
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Aug 29, 2020 01:30
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DRWN posted:Nice forums Welcome Judge Jr 
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Aug 29, 2020 01:33
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How come no one posts their intro thread in GBS anymore?
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Aug 29, 2020 01:41
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DRWN posted:Nice forums Congrats on being a real legend
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Aug 29, 2020 01:48
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DRWN posted:Nice forums Imagine, in a bout a year you can get rejected on your eve application!
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Aug 29, 2020 02:01
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Can't get rejected in your Eve application if you don't know how to apply 
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Aug 29, 2020 02:33
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Sickening posted:Imagine, in a bout a year you can get rejected on your eve application! There will be no shortage of Goons willing to sponsor him after the entertainment he provided.
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Aug 29, 2020 02:42
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Is revolutionary 4 goons an appropriate category instead of j4g in this case?
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Aug 29, 2020 02:43
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DRWN posted:Nice forums 
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Aug 29, 2020 02:53
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For real content though, you do realize that by screwing over that alliance it would be incredibly unwise to trust you with power in this group, right? You can hang out and shoot stuff just fine but I highly doubt anyone here will trust you with director level access to anything here after that, it just wouldn't be wise. Great show but yeah haargothing an alliance means the guys you go to won't trust you further than they can throw you.
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Aug 29, 2020 02:59
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DRWN posted:Nice forums Nice moves
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Aug 29, 2020 02:59
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And now I've shot blues on orders from our glorious drunken leader. Truly, this IS a Goon institution in every single conceivable way.
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Aug 29, 2020 03:08
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orange juche posted:For real content though, you do realize that by screwing over that alliance it would be incredibly unwise to trust you with power in this group, right? You can hang out and shoot stuff just fine but I highly doubt anyone here will trust you with director level access to anything here after that, it just wouldn't be wise. Same thing happened to everyone else who did that and joined Goons in EVE. The entertainment is universal so welcomed, but never more than a grunt. To be fair most that do that don't want to be anything more than a grunt anyway so it works out.
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Aug 29, 2020 03:17
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SpaceDrake posted:And now I've shot blues on orders from our glorious drunken leader. Best part is that it was some Goons brother lololol.
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Aug 29, 2020 03:30
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I'm still a dumb newbie from star trek online and I love every single one of you for doing this. This is how to goon. now charge them a fee to rejoin
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Aug 29, 2020 04:05
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Goddamn that was satisfying to watch happen in realtime. Vandalizing the wiki was great too. EE goons have accomplished so much in a mere two weeks. I look forward to seeing what lofty heights of absurdity we reach in the future.
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Aug 29, 2020 04:08
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Wait,did I read a billion isk was embezzled? Some people are playing this game hardcore it seems. I do t want to mine or run missions right now, but the market is to hosed to make good predictions as people are underselling and to their is no decimal point in buy orders which is weird for me.
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Aug 29, 2020 04:44
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my social construct is now getting angry customers
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Aug 29, 2020 05:23
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Aug 29, 2020 05:36
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When will the speedrun entry be put up on speedrun.com? I propose the category be named Haargoth%
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Aug 29, 2020 06:29
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I want to quote "you should file a tort at your nearest jurisdiction" god this game just does not stop delivering
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Aug 29, 2020 06:56
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orange juche posted:For real content though, you do realize that by screwing over that alliance it would be incredibly unwise to trust you with power in this group, right? You can hang out and shoot stuff just fine but I highly doubt anyone here will trust you with director level access to anything here after that, it just wouldn't be wise. Why would I expect director level access? That's something a goonfucker would ask for.
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Aug 29, 2020 07:27
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BombermanX posted:I'm still a dumb newbie from star trek online and I love every single one of you for doing this. Rule of Acquisition #284: Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.
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Aug 29, 2020 07:43
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DRWN posted:Why would I expect director level access? That's something a goonfucker would ask for. Whoa whoa, watch that language new friend. Please don't disrupt the calm environment we've managed to create and go gently caress off to learning some manners.
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Aug 29, 2020 07:51
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749030443688394793/749156829472489472/video0.mp4 E: Oh god that's large. Still laughing my rear end off.
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So I forgot about this game for a few days while I was doing other things. I log back in and I'm no longer in a Corp. "Well poo poo," I think to myself, "they must have kicked me because I'm so casual. Eve goons are super hard core. I knew that when I joined up." But then I was like... Well, I better check the discord maybe something happened. I mean, that's unlikely since its A: only a dumb phone game, and B: it's only been out two weeks, but you never know. Oh, I'm kicked out of the discord too. That is very uncharacteristically thorough. Let's see what the forums say. 20 minutes of reading later: Suddenly I love this dumb fuckin' phone game. How can there be mobile game drama? Is this the first ever mobile game drama? loving goons are amazing.
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