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It's... been a year, huh? Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you read this OP... it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back, in somewhat like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Cinematic universe now. If you told me 10 years ago that they were going to make TWO Ant-Man movies... I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised. But come on, you know. That epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play. And for better or worse, that's the reality New Mutants is going to find a way to release in. So I found a private area to record a little greeting in case of an untimely death on my part. Not that death at any time is ever timely. This movie thread thing that I'm going to post tomorrow... it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of all this. But then again that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I tripping for? Everything is going to work out exactly the way it's supposed to. I love you 3000. Wait, they're opening theaters? For New loving Mutants?! Oh God, we're all gonna die. --- There are still movies coming out, supposedly. A lot of them and they've been in the works for quite awhile. No, not the long-awaited solo film starring Razorback and his ELECTRIFIED MANE, but probably some others! Maybe! Let’s talk about comic book movies, friends! But don't go to theaters right now. Upcoming Movies The following films have announced release dates, general information, and are listed through the end of 2021. If a movie has been announced but has no set release or is after December 31st, 2021 it will be listed further below. Marvel The New Mutants Who Is Driving? Oh My God, Demon Bear Is Driving, How Can That Be?! Release Date: August, 28th, 2020 Cast: Anya Taylor-Joy as Illyana Rasputin / Magik Maisie Williams as Rahne Sinclair / Wolfsbane Charlie Heaton as Sam Guthrie / Cannonball Henry Zaga as Roberto da Costa / Sunspot Blu Hunt as Danielle Moonstar / Mirage Alice Braga as Cecilia Reyes (?!?) Directed By: Josh "Probably Just Kinda Over Waiting On This One" Boone Plot: Remember mutants? Well, these are the NEW ones! And they're in a MENTAL ASYLUM. wait, what Pandemic Challenges In Filming: Charlie Heaton kept Covid-Free because he's nigh-invulnerable when he's blastin'. Real Trailer Fake Trailer Black Widow No Russian Release Date: November 6, 2020 Cast: Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova / Black Widow David Harbour as Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian O-T Fagbenle as Rick Mason William Hurt as Thaddeus Ross Ray Winstone as Dreykov Rachel Weisz as Melina Vostokoff / Black Widow ??? as Taskmaster Directed By: Cate "I Have No Idea Who This Is" Shortland Plot: Remember when Black Widow died? WELP. Pandemic Challenges In Filming: Impossible to do cool luchador flips because of social distancing. Very easy to shoot a gun, though. Real Trailer Fake Trailer The Eternals Remember Inhumans? No? Okay. Release Date: February 12, 2021 Cast: Richard Madden as Ikaris Gemma Chan as Sersi Kumail Nanjiani as Kingo Lauren Ridloff as Makkari Brian Tyree Henry as Phastos Salma Hayek as Ajak Lia McHugh as Sprite Don Lee as Gilgamesh Barry Keoghan as Druig Angelina Jolie as Thena Kit Harington as Dane Whitman Directed By: Chloé "Directed The Rider, but not Ghost Rider? Pfft" Zhao Plot: A group of Jack Kirby characters get to be weird on camera. Pandemic Challenges In Filming: Kumail Nanjiani's abs had to wear a mask. Real Trailer (They Actually Haven't Released One, But Here's A Trailer For The Comic Fake Trailer Morbius Finally, The Blade Alternate Ending Gets Followed Up On Release Date: March 19, 2021 Cast: Jared Leto as Michael Morbius: Matt Smith as Loxias Crown Adria Arjona as Martine Bancroft Jared Harris as Morbius' mentor Al Madrigal as Alberto Rodriguez Tyrese Gibson as Simon Stroud Michael Keaton as Maybe The Vulture? Directed By: Daniel "Needs More Plasma" Espinosa Plot: Michael Morbius is a doctor who hates his own blood! Luckily he loves everyone else's... Pandemic Challenges In Filming: The problem was less the pandemic and more just Jared Leto... Real Trailer Fake Trailer Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings We're Just... Not Gonna Talk About Fu-Manchu, Okay? Release Date: May 7, 2021 Cast: Simu Liu as Shang-Chi Tony Leung as the Mandarin Awkwafina, Ronny Chieng, and Michelle Yeoh in undisclosed roles. Directed By: Destin "Hard to do middle name" Daniel "jokes when you have three names" Cretton Plot: Shang-Chi is a martial artist. His dad is a terrorist. Hijinks ensue. Pandemic Challenges In Filming: Hand sanitizer actually made the Mandarin's rings very hard to wear. Real Trailer (Ish) Fake Trailer Venom: Let There Be Carnage Demogoblin Fans Still Sittin', Waitin' Release Date: June 25, 2021 Cast: Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock / Venom Woody Harrelson as Cletus Kasady / Carnage Michelle Williams as Anne Weying Reid Scott as Dan Lewis Naomie Harris as Shriek Directed By: Andy "Wait, He Directs?!" Serkis Plot: Cletus Kasady is a serial killer with a bad wig. Venom EATS WIGS. Pandemic Challenges In Filming: None. It's easy to stay safe when your mask is a living symbiote covering your entire body. Venom End Credits Scene Carnage Rules by Green Jelly DC Wonder Woman 1984 Stopped A War With Love, Time To Make a Liar Tell The Truth Release Date: October 2, 2020 Cast: Gal Gadot as Diana Prince / Wonder Woman Chris Pine as Steve Trevor Kristen Wiig as Barbara Ann Minerva / Cheetah Pedro Pascal as Maxwell Lord Robin Wright as Antiope Connie Nielsen as Hippolyta Directed By: Patty "Hope She Learned How To Do A Third Act" Jenkins Plot: Wonder Woman is in the 80s and so is... Steve Trevor somehow?! Zuh-whaaaa??? Pandemic Challenges In Filming: Invisible Jet provides social distancing but still proves uneasy. Real Trailer Fake Trailer The Suicide Squad Oh God They're Gonna Trick Me Into Seeing Another Suicide Squad Movie... Release Date: August 8, 2021 Cast: Margot Robbie as Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn Idris Elba as Robert DuBois / Bloodsport John Cena as Christopher Smith / Peacemaker Joel Kinnaman as Rick Flag Peter Capaldi as Clifford DeVoe / The Thinker Viola Davis as Amanda Waller Jai Courtney as George "Digger" Harkness / Captain Boomerang Alice Braga as Sol Soria Pete Davidson as Richard Hertz / Blackguard David Dastmalchian as Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man Michael Rooker as Brian Durlin / Savant Nathan Fillion as Floyd "TDK" Belkin Storm Reid as Tyla Daniela Melchior as Ratcatcher 2 Steve Agee as John Economos and Nanaue / King Shark Sean Gunn as John Monroe / Weasel Joaquín Cosío as Mateo Suárez Juan Diego Botto as Silvio Luna Flula Borg as Javelin Tinashe Kajese as Flo Crawley Mayling Ng as Mongal Directed By: James "Don't Worry, Still Doin' Guardians 3" Gunn Plot: The Suicide Squad saves a South American country. So, like, the CIA... b]Pandemic Challenges In Filming:[/b] Hard to social distance with 900 cast members. Cast Reveal Trailer Here's The Video Game, Too The Batman Oh Wait, We're Just... Adding "The" Now, Huh? Release Date: October 1, 2021 Cast: Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne / Batman Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle / Catwoman Paul Dano as Edward Nashton / Riddler Jeffrey Wright as James Gordon John Turturro as Carmine Falcone Peter Sarsgaard as Gil Colson Barry Keoghan as Stanley Merkel Jayme Lawson as Bella Reál Andy Serkis as Alfred Pennyworth Colin Farrell as Oswald "Oz" Cobblepot / Penguin Directed By: Matt "Finally, A Batman Found Footage Film" Reeves Plot: Batman must hunt down a villain who leaves clues and puzzles at his crime scenes. Call him: The Cluemaster!!! Pandemic Challenges In Filming: https://twitter.com/TanookiKuribo/status/1297302288948748288 Real Trailer Fake Trailer Through 2023 Spider-Man 3 – December 17, 2021 Black Adam – December 22, 2021 Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins – TBA 2021 Justice League Snyder Cut – TBA 2021 Thor: Love and Thunder – February 11, 2022 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness – March 25, 2022 Black Panther 2 – May 6, 2022 The Flash – June 3, 2022 Captain Marvel 2 – July 8, 2022 Spider-Verse 2 – October 7, 2022 Untitled Marvel movie – October 7, 2022 Shazam 2 – November 4, 2022 Aquaman 2 – December 16, 2022 Untitled Marvel movie – February 17, 2023 Untitled Marvel movie – May 5, 2023 Untitled Marvel movie – July 28, 2023 Untitled Marvel movie – November 3, 2023 And Beyond...? Amazons (Wonder Woman spin-off) Ant-Man 3 Blade Deadpool 3 Fantastic Four reboot Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Gotham City Sirens Green Lantern Corps Jackpot Kraven the Hunter Madame Web Silk Spider-Woman The New Gods The Trench (Aquaman spin-off) Untitled Sony/Marvel movie Untitled Mutants movie Previous Threads: 2019: Methodical. Layered. Complex, Beautiful and Sad 2016: BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation) 2013: America Isn't Ready For A Black Ant-Man 2012: Iron and Steel, Uru and Adamantium 2011: Bats, Spiders, Avengers, and Riders
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:00 |
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I am excited for Ant-Man 3
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:21 |
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I’m excited for Zack Snyder’s Justice League FYI you put the WW84 poster up for The Suicide Squad
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:26 |
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I really want to go see New Mutants but movie theatres are still closed in NY and I dick around on my phone too much when I watch movies at home, so I’m ehhhh about spending streaming rental prices on it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:32 |
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AdmiralViscen posted:I’m excited for Zack Snyder’s Justice League Same. Also The Batman. Especially now that Battinson has had a chance to bulk up (lol)
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:34 |
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They officially changed The Eternals to just Eternals. Op is already out of date Mac, you absolute buffoon.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:39 |
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Excellent OP. Questionable movies. Guess it depends on whether Black Widow is released on Disney+ but Birds of Prey may end up being the only 2020 Marvel or DC movie I see this year.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:46 |
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https://twitter.com/maisie_williams/status/1299410794862477314?s=21 Can’t wait to see this piece of poo poo film.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:58 |
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She’s 0/2 with franchise finales now.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:00 |
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Going to a new mutants drive in tonight. Wanted to see this movie forever. Let’s see if it’s worth it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:06 |
I'm really surprised they're not doing streaming with New Mutants, I just dropped the cash to buy a copy of Bill & Ted 3 since it's right there, I would have done the same for this curse film. But just lol if you think my fat rear end is gonna be in a theater seat before summer 21
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:07 |
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How are Bill and Ted?
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:09 |
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Dan Didio posted:https://twitter.com/maisie_williams/status/1299410794862477314?s=21 You probably should, what with the pandemic and all. Considering the poo poo the director's wheeled out defending his casting of Bobby, I'm looking forward to seeing this movie...crash and burn.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:09 |
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I’m lucky enough to live somewhere pretty much untouched by COVID.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:10 |
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Dan Didio posted:I’m lucky enough to live somewhere pretty much untouched by COVID. How's the Inhuman palace on the dark side of the moon this time of year?
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:28 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:You probably should, what with the pandemic and all. It's really disappointing because it feels like all the OTHER casting was spot on and went the extra mile.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:56 |
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Aphrodite posted:She’s 0/2 with franchise finales now. There must be something about Game of Throne alumni and X-Men movies that just works together to make a bad movie.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 00:24 |
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I did see New Mutants and I thought it was fine? Like, it doesn't tell much of a story and it's super small in scale, but the cast is really good. It's a lot better than Dark Phoenix, that's for sure. But I'll say again that I hope Anya Taylor-Joy gets moved to the MCU as Magik because she's the best part of the movie. I was also very happy to get a proper version of Lockheed on screen. Even if they don't really bother to explain... anything about that character.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 00:33 |
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Just wanted to chime in to say great OP, op
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 01:57 |
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1299529112512598017?s=19
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:09 |
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https://twitter.com/mcleodbob/status/1299377391085772802 Starting to get a little worried about Josh Boone's The Stand with craftsmanship like this on display.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:09 |
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gently caress CANCER Just horrible. His roles outside Black Panther were so good. Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Aug 29, 2020 |
# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:12 |
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https://twitter.com/chadwickboseman/status/1299530165463199747?s=19
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:15 |
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What! Oh my god.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:17 |
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man what the gently caress
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:17 |
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What the gently caress
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:18 |
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What the gently caress. I had no idea he had cancer.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:19 |
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Whoa whoa whoa what.....
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:22 |
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OH MY GOD gently caress 2020. Goddamn that sucks.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:22 |
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https://twitter.com/chadwickboseman/status/1299530165463199747?s=20
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:22 |
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what the gently caress is up with this goddamn year
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:24 |
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poo poo, and as a friend noted: he played Jackie Robinson in "42" and today was the (postponed) Jackie Robinson Day in MLB.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:26 |
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What the *gently caress* 43?! How the gently caress.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:27 |
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I cannot even wrap my head around the fact he had this for four years. He did so much work during the last four years while going through this. Goddamn what an amazing man.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:27 |
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I really don't want to sound crass, but did Black Panther 2 finish filming? 42 was one of my favorite movies, and I liked Black Panther a lot, it'd be nice to see him one more time.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:29 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:What the gently caress. I had no idea he had cancer. He’s looked very unwell for a while and there’s been a lot of speculation.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:30 |
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No, I'm pretty sure that Infinity War/Endgame was the last stuff he did for Marvel.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:30 |
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Grem posted:I really don't want to sound crass, but did Black Panther 2 finish filming? 42 was one of my favorite movies, and I liked Black Panther a lot, it'd be nice to see him one more time. It wasn't out until 2022 so probably not. I don't know how you continue it after this. loving hell he was an immensely talented actor and seemed like a great person. This sucks so much.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:31 |
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Wow...that's way too young.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:33 |
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God drat, what a loss. Two years ago for the last week of school my 7th grade team did a movie choice day, all the other teachers played cartoons and I played 42. A couple kids started in my room and during breaks they told their friends how awesome it was. Kids migrated to my room, and after 42 was over I played Ruby Bridges for them. Chadwick Boseman will forever be tied to one of my happiest days of teaching.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 03:34 |