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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://twitter.com/AliceRHamilton/status/1299207605366059008

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/with_replies

Hot pocket guy is going ham on some fools. He's not a clean comic anymore.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Is he doing it in a funny voice though?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

Is he doing it in a funny voice though?

I read "hey gently caress you karen" in his voice.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Is he saying Trump is calling dems socialists or his he saying socialists are calling dems names?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

grittyreboot posted:

Is he saying Trump is calling dems socialists or his he saying socialists are calling dems names?

The former. He has other tweets pointing out (correctly) that Obama absolutely not a socialist.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Gaffigan running out of fucks to give and just swearing at everyone is the greatest.

Now if Brian Regan starts swearing, too, that is some seventh seal poo poo.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1299274635180081155

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

rain dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/with_replies

Hot pocket guy is going ham on some fools. He's not a clean comic anymore.



IT's about the only comment he hasnt just said gently caress you too.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1299060379314786304?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/hieronymus_burp/status/1299070588674347008?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/camerobradford/status/1299057565863682049

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/sexenheimer/status/1299252395466080256?s=20

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/_danbe/status/1299233643823587333?s=19

TwystNeko
Dec 25, 2004

*ya~~wn*
https://twitter.com/gamemakerstk/status/1299318360505749504

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/dylanlikewoah/status/1299059734826217472?s=21

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Spitting image reboot looking good

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Splicer posted:

Spitting image reboot looking good

I genuinely am looking forward to this if they don't gently caress it up.

(Spittin Image new episodes that is, I don't gaf about Call of Duty).

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/BestJakeYoung/status/1298986820235964420

EL BROMANCE posted:

I genuinely am looking forward to this if they don't gently caress it up.
lol, it's going to be the blandest, most liberal poo poo imaginable

edit: and despite being utterly toothless, it'll send the right into paroxysms of fury and the creators will slap themselves on the back about what an incredible job they're doing as the world slides ever faster into open fascism :v:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/4t4r11/status/1298307703031439363

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I like this guy.



Unrelated tweet

https://twitter.com/NeverthinkTV/status/1299312199412912130?s=19

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Pilchenstein posted:

lol, it's going to be the blandest, most liberal poo poo imaginable

edit: and despite being utterly toothless, it'll send the right into paroxysms of fury and the creators will slap themselves on the back about what an incredible job they're doing as the world slides ever faster into open fascism :v:

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Moon Slayer posted:

You must be a lot of fun at parties.
Savage stuff lol

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Moon Slayer posted:

You must be a lot of fun at parties.
Yo where is he wrong though?

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Hi I'm the guy who thinks that call of duty is anything other than pro-military propaganda lol. I'll eat my own arse if that game is in anyway critical of Reagan.
They changed the Highway of Death to a war crime perpetrated by Russians ffs.
Can't wait for the mission where you have to stop the dastardly KGB from bringing crack into the ghettos.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
:stoked: for the missions in Brabant

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I always like how Modern Warfare 2's ending was "The world sees lives as disposable if the alternative is that the elites get a little less power" and the next game was "The CIA tortures you but it's because they HAD to FREEDOM AINT FREE OORAH USA USA". Someone definitely got yelled at between games

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1299359826590314496?s=20

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
https://twitter.com/ecareyo/status/1299229360940032001

https://twitter.com/cocobrando/status/1298851008836182017

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1299519025232457729?s=21

https://twitter.com/togetictwo/status/1299515998224019457?s=21

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Probably more likely to be your skull doesn't fit right when they put the piece back in and also violently bursts into flame.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Looking forward to the first story about 3rd world kids' brains boiling from mining Bitcoin.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Looking forward to the first story about 3rd world kids' brains boiling from mining Bitcoin.

Oh god, it's probably gonna be from some hacked firmware update funneling the bitcoins to a Russian bot net or something too.

Edit: sounds like the chips are gonna be expensive, so that'll probably be what the payment plan is. You get the chip for free but we use it as a bitcoin miner from midnight to 8 am.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 05:12 on Aug 29, 2020

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Looking forward to the first story about 3rd world kids' brains boiling from mining Bitcoin.

Genuinely sounds like a Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison plot from the late 90s/early 00s.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Jimmy can't come to school today, he caught a Ukrainian botnet from one of his playground friends.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

Genuinely sounds like a Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison plot from the late 90s/early 00s.

It absolutely sounds like a lost Transmetropolitan script.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/rauchway/status/1299413689661943808?s=20

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


oh hey it's my buddy i don't talk with any more who could always be counted on to say "i don't know if you can but you may" but would always make an even bigger deal about how happy he was when someone asked for something with "may i" so it was easier to go with "can" or just not ask these sorts of questions in his presence

in retrospect i see how this might have been a bit self-fulfilling, but it wasn't funny.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/nyebbies/status/1299390256324763649

Lot here but I'm the “purse hanger” that you'd have to use like a video game character mounting a zipline

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/lunasorcery/status/1299409957541023744

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