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Finally my posts can come even faster than my weak human fingers allow. I've been waiting for a ghost in the Shell hand mod in vain!
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Aug 29, 2020 00:51
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ngl, datajacks have always been my favorite cyberpunk trope ever since my first game of shadowrun
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Aug 29, 2020 02:05
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Q: What are you excited about using this tech for? Team member 1: Telepathy. Forming words is so cumbersome and I just want to think stuff at people. Team member 2: I'd uhh, like to help people with degenerative motor neuron disease not live in constant agony and paralysis
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Aug 29, 2020 02:05
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Glottis posted:Q: What are you excited about using this tech for? Elon Musk: Seriously though, this is all so that AGI can't enslave the human race. 
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Aug 29, 2020 02:30
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I want to get a first-generation brain implant so that by the time it's 3 or 4 years old it's so riddled with unpatchable security holes that merely existing outside of a faraday cage results in me being brainjacked by malware, bonus points if there's corrosion or something on the part that directly interfaces with my shark-smooth brain because it was from the first production run and they hadn't worked out the kinks yet
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Aug 29, 2020 03:00
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Using my cyber telepathy skills to send to your brains my unsolicited dick pics
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Aug 29, 2020 03:20
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blatman posted:I want to get a first-generation brain implant so that by the time it's 3 or 4 years old it's so riddled with unpatchable security holes that merely existing outside of a faraday cage results in me being brainjacked by malware, bonus points if there's corrosion or something on the part that directly interfaces with my shark-smooth brain because it was from the first production run and they hadn't worked out the kinks yet Can't wait for life to look just like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs
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Aug 29, 2020 03:28
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I was thinking of the scene in Altered Carbon where he puts in the AR eyepatch while tripping balls
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Aug 29, 2020 04:31
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1299446656895561728
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Aug 29, 2020 04:33
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Powered Descent posted:Can't wait for life to look just like this: nah that's the best case scenario. What's actually going to happen is all of the software will be deprecated and the system will think you're using an unauthorized adblocker, so 90% of your vision will be replaced by big grey squares that say "Hey! Please Turn Off Your Adblocker In Order To Get The Proper NeuroLink Experience!". The EULA terms will make it so that it blocks out any visual information if it detects you looking at a map and the procedure to remove or replace it will have a 30% mortality rate
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Aug 29, 2020 04:43
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Bushiz posted:nah that's the best case scenario. What's actually going to happen is all of the software will be deprecated and the system will think you're using an unauthorized adblocker, so 90% of your vision will be replaced by big grey squares that say "Hey! Please Turn Off Your Adblocker In Order To Get The Proper NeuroLink Experience!". The EULA terms will make it so that it blocks out any visual information if it detects you looking at a map and the procedure to remove or replace it will have a 30% mortality rate Jailbreaking your own mind is some excellent cyberpunk bullshit
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Aug 29, 2020 05:51
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oh no anything but that
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Aug 29, 2020 06:08
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social media was a mistake
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Aug 29, 2020 06:13
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just going to quote some posts related to tesla brain chips i made years ago that i enjoyedTiler Kiwi posted:me: alexaware, what's the weather Tiler Kiwi posted:me, seeing my neighbor running endlessly around the block: hey nick, sill working out? Tiler Kiwi posted:verizon store except its the stroggification sequence from quake 4
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Aug 29, 2020 06:13
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Glottis posted:Q: What are you excited about using this tech for? I wonder how they think a direct neural link is going to go. I bet some Musketeers do think two people will magically have direct access to each other's experience without something like mediating software to translate between what are ultimately still two separate organic neural networks, even if both are 'trained on,' say, the same language.
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Aug 29, 2020 06:26
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itll directly cause schizophrenia
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Aug 29, 2020 06:29
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Tiler Kiwi posted:itll directly cause schizophrenia Using my neurallink to crack ping muskites and spread communism via brainwaves, eventually forming a hive mind to mine bitcoins using the brain itself as my strawberry dehydrator.
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Aug 29, 2020 06:32
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Tiler Kiwi posted:itll directly cause schizophrenia nah, it'll resemble some of the worst cases, but like way way worse. probably induced autism, and not the nice type that leads to posting
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Aug 29, 2020 06:43
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Tiler Kiwi posted:just going to quote some posts related to tesla brain chips i made years ago that i enjoyed I enjoyed these posts very much, thank you!
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Aug 29, 2020 07:28
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T-man posted:Using my neurallink to crack ping muskites and spread communism via brainwaves, eventually forming a hive mind to mine bitcoins using the brain itself as my strawberry dehydrator. i agree but also, read this outloud to a doctor to get instantly institutionalized
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Aug 29, 2020 07:28
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Doctors are brain cops
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Aug 29, 2020 07:29
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Tiler Kiwi posted:just going to quote some posts related to tesla brain chips i made years ago that i enjoyed Verizon store one got a sensible chuckle from me
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Aug 29, 2020 07:50
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no true scotts language free online encyclopedia
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Aug 29, 2020 09:03
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i cant wait for them to replace prison sentences with mandatory brain control chips.
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Aug 29, 2020 10:38
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Rutibex posted:i cant wait for them to replace prison sentences with mandatory brain control chips. Gotta keep the firefighters in line.
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Aug 29, 2020 11:01
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almost got me there timing's off but the jokes are good. almost like real life lol
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Aug 29, 2020 11:15
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Lmao https://twitter.com/LLW902/status/1299371495643394048?s=19
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Aug 29, 2020 12:19
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I assume Wohl instigated some punching to style himself a victim of left-wing violence? Why are goons so obsessed with this person.
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Aug 29, 2020 12:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJO_pBML7xw
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Aug 29, 2020 12:55
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Ive always wanted to be able to shitpost while driving but now I gotta do it at red lights. Can the neural link make so Im able to post anywhere, anytime?
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Aug 29, 2020 13:33
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the trick is to always use speech-to-text and just ramble stream of consciousness 24/7 and hit post when you stop on a red
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Aug 29, 2020 13:42
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Rutibex posted:i cant wait for them to replace prison sentences with mandatory brain control chips. remember in Wicked World how the director presents exactly that as a GOOD thing we should LOOK FORWARD to
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Aug 29, 2020 13:49
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seriously though, i'd off myself before i'd let someone put a brain implant in me. especially a capitalist. i've read i have no mouth and i must scream, i know there are worse things than death
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Aug 29, 2020 13:53
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Just lol if you're willing to drill into your head for any first generation neural interface I'm an early adopter of most tech, but I'll happily let others blaze that trail
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Aug 29, 2020 14:14
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not so easy to say no when getting drilled a hole in your head is the only job thats hiring
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Aug 29, 2020 14:25
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It's insane to even think about willingly participating in the first wave of human brain chips, and I'll hold to that all the way until the moment they advertise that it can make you believe you have an anime girlfriend.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:21
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Chomp8645 posted:It's insane to even think about willingly participating in the first wave of human brain chips, and I'll hold to that all the way until the moment they advertise that it can make you believe you have an anime girlfriend. I don't think the "believe you have an anime girlfriend" thing requires a chip.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:35
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i'm gonna get ready and just drill a hole in my head this afternoon and then I guess check aliexpress later for brain chips to ram in there, should I drill the front or back or sides or what
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Aug 29, 2020 16:42
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Pretty hesitant to sign onto early adoption of brain cybernetics but in terms of replacement limbs, holy poo poo I'd like it if more than my left arm worked properly. These things aren't even 40 years old yet. Is there no goddamn warranty on these meatsacks?
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Aug 29, 2020 16:43
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Media Bloodbath posted:I don't think the "believe you have an anime girlfriend" thing requires a chip. It's true
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