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PIZZA.BAT posted:that reminds me- did elon ever follow up on how easily he could beat the taycan at the nürburgring? his car failed during a partial lap and they extrapolated the times to show it was faster, then reported that to the press or maybe i imagined that, it's so incredibly stupid i can't tell any more
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PIZZA.BAT posted:that reminds me- did elon ever follow up on how easily he could beat the taycan at the nürburgring? they sent some extremely modified model s around last nov that spotters timed at 30s faster than the stock taycan turbo and it was totally going to be a production model for real you guys but nothing this year can’t send people from the us lol
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*batteries melted into slag after a single lap
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Yeah the fun thing about electric motors is that they can absolutely do insane things if you don't give a gently caress about it working for more than an hour
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The taycan party trick of doing full bore launches down to 20% battery should tell you what you need to know about the respective powertrains.
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I just watch this https://youtu.be/7-8198j68P4 and think of a yokel at a Tesla factory forgetting to attach a seatbelt and just sending it off with no testing.
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they should let electric cars do the 24 hours at Le Mans. With swappable batteries for recharging (but each battery cell has to last for atleast a certain number of laps before it can be swapped). See how well Tesla’s amazing battery tech holds up after 10 laps.
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Not a Children posted:Yeah the fun thing about electric motors is that they can absolutely do insane things if you don't give a gently caress about it working for more than an hour ICEs too - drag racing for example
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a neurotic ai posted:they should let electric cars do the 24 hours at Le Mans. With swappable batteries for recharging (but each battery cell has to last for atleast a certain number of laps before it can be swapped). nah let them swap them as much as they want, pit strategy is a massive part of endurance racing which is how the audi diesel bummed everyone in the gob - despite being theoretically slower than the petrol-driven cars over 24 hours (the power advantage it had in qualifying trim being eliminated by the need to turn down the turbos to preserve them and the exhaust system) it only needed refuelling every 4 hours instead of every hour or two, which meant that they were saving the equivalent of a lap every hour (refueling is deliberately slow for safety and competitiveness reasons). same deal with the hybrid petrols now being raced. there's literally no way elon would ever dare enter any of his cars in any actual racing formula though (even a tesla single-make) - you can't just gloss over the problems with fart apps.
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a neurotic ai posted:See how well Tesla’s amazing battery tech holds up after 10 laps.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:bummed everyone in the gob why are you so british?
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he's pulling your leg there mate, you can't bum someone in the gob. except in public schools of course.
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Wait, I thought gobbing bum was the only ethical form of consumption under the late-modern capitalist mode of production?
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I love the British definition of public school: insanely expensive and elitist but anyone is allowed to apply. “independent schools” can still be as publicly racist as they want
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I thought it was a reference to the previous trend of aristo types educating their kids at home?
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x-post from the grey thread the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on earth attempt to cybercrime tesla, somehow fail
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infernal machines posted:x-post from the grey thread quote:“The purpose of the conspiracy was to recruit an employee of a company to surreptitiously transmit malware provided by the coconspirators into the company’s computer system, exfiltrate data from the company’s network, and threaten to disclose the data online unless the company paid the coconspirators’ ransom demand,” prosecutors wrote in the complaint. this was the error in their plan because even if they pulled it off they'd find nothing of value
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a terabyte of data from their funhouse erp and the discovery that cryptolockering the production line doesn't shut anything down because it never relied on actual data to begin with
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infernal machines posted:why are you so british? language of shakespeare, mate* qirex posted:I love the British definition of public school: insanely expensive and elitist but anyone is allowed to apply. “independent schools” can still be as publicly racist as they want it's as opposed to guild and church schools where your father had to be part of the body to get in (or if you were a foundling you got in but whoops basically you're a slave now) * it's an ancient, by internet terms, joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my2NVhUjekA but you've got to say it's evocative even if it makes no actual sense
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infernal machines posted:x-post from the grey thread  quote:A chilling observation, from Craig Williams, director of outreach as Cisco’s security arm Talos Labs, was what might have happened had the plot succeeded. hard to imagine someone somehow further loving up tesla operations
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seems like 50/50 whether a compromised autopilot would actually be more dangerous than autopilot working as intended
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if you got hard evidence of fraud you could could really make some money in the market j/k it’s irrational
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elon has started a painfully awkward presentation on neuralink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVvmgjBL74w
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elon musk whats to drill a coin sized hole in your skull and use a robot to to install a device his company developed sadly there will be millions of people that want to do this he says there will be no noticeable neural damage! just look at these 3 pigs!
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hobbesmaster posted:elon has started a painfully awkward presentation on neuralink "Now once we activate the chip and the subject has complete control of their -- oh poo poo, they just had a heart attack"
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Elon the internet scientist doesn't know how to pronounce microscopy but he'll definitely tell me the truth about how well his brain zapper works
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hobbesmaster posted:elon musk whats to drill a coin sized hole in your skull and use a robot to to install a device his company developed yet vaccines are developed by child abusers and satanists and will implant a chip that allows you to be controlled by 5G. I'm sure there's a significant overlap between people who will readily accept a neural implant from Elon Musk, but will not accept vaccines
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PokeJoe posted:Elon the internet scientist doesn't know how to pronounce microscopy but he'll definitely tell me the truth about how well his brain zapper works tbf he randomly swings wildly between accents. spankmeister posted:yet vaccines are developed by child abusers and satanists and will implant a chip that allows you to be controlled by 5G. it only has "megabit scale" bandwidth so i guess that could technically be cat-1 edit: confirmed to be bluetooth
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  lmao. Heard bout inductively charging your skull every day so you don't die?
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lmao if it's wired wrong or grounds out you'll cook your brains
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Not a Children posted:lmao if it's wired wrong or grounds out you'll cook your brains its cool though, nobody has ever heard of a miswired USB-C cable or charger
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I'm see pink and words my purple but love the link lilac
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hobbesmaster posted:edit: confirmed to be bluetooth Currently we are working with teledoctors to train the AI that will power the SurgAIon.
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hobbesmaster posted:elon musk whats to drill a coin sized hole in your skull and use a robot to to install a device his company developed 2 out of 3 pigs will be eaten by a big bad wolf this is normal and expected and not covered under warranty
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Nitr0 posted:
how many charge cycles do you get before you need another round of brain surgery to replace the battery
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oh, no, it's a lifetime battery
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hobbesmaster posted:elon musk whats to drill a coin sized hole in your skull and use a robot to to install a device his company developed After getting the Muskchip installed, I find that I can't look up and I have this weird urge to gently caress every firetruck I see. I think this is a serious flaw and it needs to be fixed immediately. Love the chip though.
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As someone who already has an implant in their skull that idea is amazing. It's bad on so very many layers. There's the obvious questions like "what does it do and how does it do it?" and "what if I don't loving want a hole drilled in my skull?", but there's also questions of "how do you maintain it?", "what do we do when the person needs a MRI?" and "what if the person starts showing stroke symptoms?". This is already a hassle on way less invasive and way less complex brain implants, even mine being wirelessly programmable adds a whole goddamn lot of steps to anything relating to my head.
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