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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
You having an engagement pissup mate? How many crownies you want me to bring? 6 and I can drink any wine I see unattended you say? Sounds good

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F
Nov 6, 2005

Come to Butthead

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

He said tonsillitis not endometriosis.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Probably learnt more music theory in the last page then playing bass guitar in a hardcore

Also, Malcolm your hands did not look how I expected them to look I have to say

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I have a hard man's hands that I moisturize and exfoliate constantly but like my man Jesus Christ always says you can't take the hole outta the hands.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I just realised since they chopped the size of all the Cadbury family blocks to 170 g the marketing spiel on the back now reads 'every 200 grams of Cadbury milk chocolate contains a glass and a half of full cream milk' how cheeky do these cunts wanna be huh

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm using a combo of this and melaleuca oil on em atm the cold westerlies aren't helping

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Pretty sure that's meant for goats mate

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

this twitter account has some strong chaotic energy

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Maybe what I should learn to play is the bagpipes

I'm sure not enough people in the area already have the shits

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Big Willy Style posted:

Probably learnt more music theory in the last page then playing bass guitar in a hardcore

Also, Malcolm your hands did not look how I expected them to look I have to say

How sick is playing heavy bass tho

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Laserface posted:

I take issue with this. I have a friend who has the last name "blowers" and says it's pronounced "blowers like flowers"

gently caress off mate you come from a long line of blow-ers. Your mother, your grand mother, all huge on the blowing. Own it.


ili
Jul 26, 2003


DumbparameciuM posted:

Let's not forget the time he referred to the Palawa and Pakana people of Tasmania as "The Babadook Tribe"

Also how he feels he constantly needs to interject his opinion in totally cuntish ways

Or saying the Cronulla Race Riots were a good thing because "their" boys were disrespecting "our" beach so "our" boys stood up for all the Aussies. He can post dumb arse bongs and stumble in drunkenly reciting irrelevant wikipedia texts over and over again, using his mastery of Google translate to threaten to bash people over the internet all day, but beneath that garbage-dwelling african-tuning meth grandpa exterior he cultivates beats the heart of an unrepentant racist dog oval office.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I just realised since they chopped the size of all the Cadbury family blocks to 170 g the marketing spiel on the back now reads 'every 200 grams of Cadbury milk chocolate contains a glass and a half of full cream milk' how cheeky do these cunts wanna be huh

The size of laundry detergent and dried dog food and bird seed also got reduced this year.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
God drat I love shmups

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Schoolies has been cancelled. lol

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

gently caress them kids

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007

Tokamak posted:

gently caress them kids

Oh no, toolies cancelled too


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/e0/81/47e081d3ff86b0d930da0acf1cefdbf7.jpg

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tokamak posted:

gently caress them kids

Don't sign the toolies' posts

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Lady of the house speaKING

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
I wasn't allowed to go to schoolies because I was only 17 when I finished my hsc :( Instead I befriended a group of hippies, moved out of home and started going doofing which I'm sure ended up killing less brain cells than schoolies might have

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Muk Dumpster posted:

God drat I love shmups

I prefer cute 'em ups

ili
Jul 26, 2003


I went to schoolies twice, in grade 11 and in grade 12.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Airstream Driver posted:

Don't tell her but I'm proposing to the misso tomorrow. I think I've got tonsilitis.

Success and no tonsillitis. Eyyyyyy

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

My schoolies was spent sinking rums in my mate's parents' holiday house on the beachfront in Bargara and at another mates doing much the same

Never really appealed to me to go to the cursed coast

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I went to surfers for schoolies and threatened to stab people despite having no knife or street fighting skills.

frankly its amazing i didnt get stabbed.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Airstream Driver posted:

Success and no tonsillitis. Eyyyyyy

Also congratulations on both fronts mate

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Airstream Driver posted:

Success and no tonsillitis. Eyyyyyy

Congratulations

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Airstream Driver posted:

Success and no tonsillitis. Eyyyyyy

You fucken beauty mate. Top work.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Airstream Driver posted:

Success and no tonsillitis. Eyyyyyy

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




NOICEM8

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lolie posted:

Schoolies has been cancelled. lol

This has to be really the highlight of the news cycle for me. I don't know why, but I love it.

Although my Schoolies was my GFs parents holiday house on an Island with a (literal) boat load of booze. Then the year after was her schoolies and we did the same.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


ili posted:

Or saying the Cronulla Race Riots were a good thing because "their" boys were disrespecting "our" beach so "our" boys stood up for all the Aussies. He can post dumb arse bongs and stumble in drunkenly reciting irrelevant wikipedia texts over and over again, using his mastery of Google translate to threaten to bash people over the internet all day, but beneath that garbage-dwelling african-tuning meth grandpa exterior he cultivates beats the heart of an unrepentant racist dog oval office.

I think he’s odd and kinda mean cause he keeps doing this at me in the post your pic thread

Blow posted:

You're a chick right?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I got hammered at my after formal party and stayed hammered for like a decade

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Isaac posted:

I got hammered at my after formal party and stayed hammered for like a decade

I love to hear the horses hard iron hooves, go
Hammer, hammer hammer, hammer hammer, on the easy highway.
I hit my horse hard and hurried
Him out to hunt up hogs.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
I went to schoolies at 17, was lame

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Isaac posted:

I got hammered at my after formal party and stayed hammered for like a decade

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Instead of schoolies I went on a road trip across the country with my dad

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I went to thailand with my friend for graduation and I barely remember it, I just remember going to a ping pong show and covering one eye to stop my double vision

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




reminder g*** c**** discussion is frowned upon

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