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The Saddest Rhino posted:
No no, you #wifeME. 
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:No no, you #wifeME. 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👌👌💦
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Aug 29, 2020 11:17
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Kevin DuBrow posted:My friend would mix the egg completely into the ramen broth. Now that is a crime. 
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Aug 29, 2020 11:32
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Push El Burrito posted:There's not a single emoji in this bowl. 🍜
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Aug 29, 2020 11:39
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Vib Rib posted:It's good that way. Thickens the broth and provides a hearty taste on a cold winter morning. if done properly it'd basically be egg drop soup with noodles, i see no problem with this whatsoever
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Aug 29, 2020 12:12
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I ... think I need someone to explain what “soldiers” are in the context of eggs
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Aug 29, 2020 12:26
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Data Graham posted:I ... think I need someone to explain what “soldiers” are in the context of eggs It's not that complicated or interesting.
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Aug 29, 2020 12:34
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This gets better: https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1299618216432431104
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Aug 29, 2020 13:11
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Aug 29, 2020 13:18
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:No no, you #wifeME. Great now I'm horny as hell
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Aug 29, 2020 13:37
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 My cousin keeps posting this stupid stuff.
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Aug 29, 2020 14:53
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What racist does your cousin share racist opinions with?
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Aug 29, 2020 14:57
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Ben Shapiro I think.
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Aug 29, 2020 15:01
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:
"A man should be judged by what he says and does." Ok, you are agreeing with a Racist. I am judging you by this action.
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Aug 29, 2020 15:08
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Ben Shapiro I think. Okay, but I am judging him on the things he says and does.
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Aug 29, 2020 15:10
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I hate it when people judge me by the implications of what I say and do.
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Aug 29, 2020 15:15
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The Saddest Rhino posted:💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👌👌💦 I'm interpreting this as you crying because someone co-opted your gimmick.
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Aug 29, 2020 15:39
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It was a marriage proposal 
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Aug 29, 2020 15:42
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Data Graham posted:I ... think I need someone to explain what “soldiers” are in the context of eggs Make toast, butter it, cut it into strips across the slice, put your egg in a special egg cup that holds it pointy end up, knock the pointy end off, dip toast strips in runny egg yolk. Toast strips are called soldiers because they resemble soldiers standing in ranks. E: In the sense that I II II I_ resembles Loss, I mean. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 16:06 on Aug 29, 2020 |
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Aug 29, 2020 16:00
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Thanks. I was picturing green army men and thinking oh my god now what British food customs have I never heard of
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Aug 29, 2020 16:22
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OwlFancier posted:Make toast, butter it, cut it into strips across the slice, put your egg in a special egg cup that holds it pointy end up, knock the pointy end off, dip toast strips in runny egg yolk.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:33
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Toast soldiers are nice, but they require that you can boil an egg perfectly, which I am not great at - don't like googly bits of white and overcooked yolk makes me unreasonably angry, so I tend to poach eggs instead, but poached eggs don't really work with soldiers. It's very sad 
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Aug 29, 2020 16:35
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Can you pretend the soldier have just been in a bloody battle and lay them down on your plate and put the poached atop? Then when you pierce the yolk it's like fun as hell but it also makes you a little sad.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:38
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Can you pretend the soldier have just been in a bloody battle and lay them down on your plate and put the poached atop? Then when you pierce the yolk it's like fun as hell but it also makes you a little sad. Noooo because then I might potentially lose some of the yolky treasure to the plate Poached eggs gotta sit on a solid raft of buttery toast.fake edit: OMG - TWO SLICES!?!?! One for a raft, one for soldiers! This is an actual joyous moment for me! Gonna call them "Oeuf à la Arthur Gordon Pym "
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Aug 29, 2020 16:44
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Can you pretend the soldier have just been in a bloody battle and lay them down on your plate and put the poached atop? Then when you pierce the yolk it's like fun as hell but it also makes you a little sad. You could put jam on them if you want but it would taste loving weird. Pookah posted:Toast soldiers are nice, but they require that you can boil an egg perfectly, which I am not great at - don't like googly bits of white and overcooked yolk makes me unreasonably angry, so I tend to poach eggs instead, but poached eggs don't really work with soldiers. Also this, I really like them but I cannot boil an egg soft consistently to save my life. If I ever got rich enough to have some super chef making my brekkies I think I would just ask them to boil me eggs all the time.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:47
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exciting egg and toast developments itt and I'm all for it
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Aug 29, 2020 16:51
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If you really want to you can arrange the toast around the decapitated egg like a renaissance painting and call it the tragedy of humpty dumpty.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:53
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OwlFancier posted:You could put jam on them if you want but it would taste loving weird. Disagree, my favorite breakfast sandwich consists of eggs, hash browns, jelly, bacon, and cheese. The sweetness of the jelly really compliments the savory flavors. Just fantastic stuff.
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Aug 29, 2020 16:53
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wipe the yolk off the plate with the toast you don't have to make a warhammer fantasy battle out of it, jesus christ
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Aug 29, 2020 16:54
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OwlFancier posted:You could put jam on them if you want but it would taste loving weird. A perfectly boiled egg is a thing of beauty Doc Hawkins posted:wipe the yolk off the plate with the toast Green eggs and Warhams? The egg ideas are just exploding today.
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Aug 29, 2020 17:00
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This is going to be the next chickencheese isnt it? Pyf toasty soldiers for the eggy war effort
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Aug 29, 2020 17:01
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IN THE GOON TOASTNESS OF THE BREAKFAST, THERE IS ONLY YOLK.
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Aug 29, 2020 17:02
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I don't like egg yolk.
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Aug 29, 2020 17:06
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Aug 29, 2020 17:10
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5/10 fatty, No ring. C'mon
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Aug 29, 2020 17:20
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Aug 29, 2020 17:22
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The secret to soft-boiled eggs is to put them in an ice bath as soon as they're properly cooked. You're welcome. E: VVV OwlFancier posted:It's the "properly cooked" bit that is difficult. As you don't know until you open them. True. You will need to experiment with cooking times to get your eggs just right, and your first few attempts will very likely fail. Once you find the right time, though, you're as golden as the delicious yolk of a high-quality egg. Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Aug 29, 2020 |
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Aug 29, 2020 17:27
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It's the "properly cooked" bit that is difficult. As you don't know until you open them.
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Aug 29, 2020 17:30
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Babylon Astronaut posted:Have you had an egg before? You cook them many ways for different reasons and preferences. smashmouth have you ever egg. egg Fister Roboto posted:Everyone always forgets about the goatman's monster dong. The person he took the photo for probably doesn't.
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