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Oh my goodness. The “phalliac” portion can grow up to over a meter long!
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tfw split-stream pee after sex
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Pragmatica posted:Oh my goodness. The “phalliac” portion can grow up to over a meter long! every geoduck says that but then you measure and its not even close |
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so scandalous in those tiny shells. nothing left to the imagination |
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Pragmatica posted:Oh my goodness. The “phalliac” portion can grow up to over a meter long! some of the fellas here could learn a thing or two tbh |
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Aug 27, 2020 18:07
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i get busy irl and don't have time to post and this is what i return to
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Pragmatica posted:Oh my goodness. The “phalliac” portion can grow up to over a meter long! same tbh
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Aug 27, 2020 18:29
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I love how the actual "proper" name is just an native term for "lol penis clam" |
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Aug 27, 2020 18:37
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like, you know that the first dudes across the land bridge from asia, walking along the beach in this strange new land, trailing behind the herds of sabertoothed koalas or whatever, saw one of these, dug it up, and just cracked the gently caress up laughing then one of them waved it in front of his crotch and made hip thrusting motions there is no loving way that his isn't exactly what happened |
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Aug 27, 2020 18:38
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Cyrano4747 posted:like, you know that the first dudes across the land bridge from asia, walking along the beach in this strange new land, trailing behind the herds of sabertoothed koalas or whatever, saw one of these, dug it up, and just cracked the gently caress up laughing *meeting a 20,000 years ago human* we are not so different, you and i
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Macnult posted:scientist: what do we name it? Also let's have 'geo' be pronounced 'goo-ey' because gently caress you. But I also discovered these beautiful baby boys last night, and I love them dearly 
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Aug 27, 2020 19:07
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Cyrano4747 posted:like, you know that the first dudes across the land bridge from asia, walking along the beach in this strange new land, trailing behind the herds of sabertoothed koalas or whatever, saw one of these, dug it up, and just cracked the gently caress up laughing I'm quite certain situations like this are the foundation our entire civilization was built on
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Aug 27, 2020 19:14
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i knew about dick-clams before they were cool. i cannot prove this |
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Aug 27, 2020 19:14
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I grew up in the PacNW so dick clams were just "clams." It wasn't until I grew up that I learned about your shameful, dickless clams. |
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Aug 27, 2020 19:16
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some ancient human was walking along a beach and just saw this cursed dick laying there in the sand squirting water, and was like "huh what's that? guess i'll just walk up and pull on it and dig it out of the sand and maybe even eat what's on the other end." |
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Aug 27, 2020 20:25
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imagine walking out into the sand and seeing a bunch of clams just balls deep in the surf lmao geoduck and slowpoke are the official mascots of byob
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Aug 27, 2020 20:37
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things I learned from my geoduck husband |
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Aug 27, 2020 21:22
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Geoduck  The cooler Geoduck
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Needs more goo And more dick |
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Aug 27, 2020 21:24
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i assume this is what tinder is |
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Aug 27, 2020 21:26
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oh but seriously I posted:i assume this is what tinder is no ghost type pls, i'm not racist that's just not what i'm into right now tia |
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Aug 27, 2020 21:39
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was hoping to get some more pics of clams that are hung like horses before this thread drops off the first page and thus out of byob existence 
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Luvcow posted:was hoping to get some more pics of clams that are hung like horses before this thread drops off the first page and thus out of byob existence 
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Aug 29, 2020 17:07
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yeah thats the stuff 
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Aug 29, 2020 17:13
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if someone animates the geoduck smilie posted to move like  it will become a smilie lol
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lol lmao HugeGrossBurrito posted:if someone animates the geoduck smilie posted to move like
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Aug 29, 2020 19:16
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Stop that right now, Beatrice! You'll go blind playing with that thing |
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Aug 29, 2020 19:20
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Someone should change the little BYOB post button guy to a geoduck |
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Aug 29, 2020 19:25
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just slapping that post button with it's giant clam dick |
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Aug 29, 2020 19:26
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Make that happen Cy, do it
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Aug 29, 2020 19:54
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I mean, I'll put some admin grunt behind getting it done if one of you makes a button. My skills with all manner of editing and drawing software begins and ends with crudely drawing MSPaint dicks on things. |
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Aug 29, 2020 20:11
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this must be done 
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x-posting from hello & chat: (roomforthetuna's work, I just tried to make the transparency a little nicer)
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Aug 30, 2020 03:49
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yep looks good. can't wait to use it
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I have officially submitted smiley upload form #2758 with my triple signature in the mod forum, so now it's only a matter of time until Cyrano sees it and can poke an actual admin to make it happen. 
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