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anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Radio Spätkauf (podcast) has a great series on the insane levels of incompetence and corruption surrounding BER.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Wait what? I need to know more.

TorpedoFish posted:

For those who don't know, the Berlin Brandenburg Airport is (was) supposed to open in 2011, replacing two older airports and serve as a regional hub for Air Berlin. It still is not open. It is now probably approaching €10 million over budget. Air Berlin no longer exists. It...has not been a particularly successful project, and there's a fair bit of OSHA-esque fuckery.

Miles of cables were installed improperly. They - somehow - built escalators too short, such that the escalator took you up to a short, two or three step stairway. Hundreds of doors were mislabeled, meaning that in an emergency there would be chaos. The roof is alleged to weigh twice as much as it should.

Also, the fire safety system did not work - smoke extractors did not extract smoke, alarms didn't work (see above re: wiring), etc. It turns out that the engineer tasked with designing the fire safety system was not in fact an engineer, which may have been related.

In a desperate attempt to get the airport open, though, a plan was conceived. Instead of a functional fire alarm system in what was hoped to be one of the larger airports in Europe, the airport would hire about 800 minimum-wage workers to be stationed throughout the airport with bullhorns and mobile phones. If anyone saw a fire or smelled smoke, the employee would call 112 and lead passengers to safety.

Fortunately, the government accurately described that plan as idiotic and refused to certify the airport to open.

Today the airport is still not open. As I mentioned, they've had to start replacing some display screens and lights which have been running non-stop since 2011. There is a daily train service, which no one can buy a ticket for, because the ventilation system depends on trains moving air through the tunnels. I can't find any information about whether they've installed longer escalators.

Schönefeld airport, which shares a runway when Brandenburg and was meant to be closed when Brandenburg opened, has since completed one renovation and begun a significant expansion.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Wait what? I need to know more.

There's an awesome podcast series all about it: http://www.radiospaetkauf.com/ber/

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

bbbbbut!! superior german engineering?

What happens when fire watch staff levels get cut and a giant fire ensues?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


wesleywillis posted:

What happens when fire watch staff levels get cut and a giant fire ensues?

They fire some people from the fire watch staff for gross negligence.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


It all burns to the the ground in precise German fashion as to not provide evidence of any wrongdoing.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TorpedoFish posted:

They - somehow - built escalators too short, such that the escalator took you up to a short, two or three step stairway.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Perhaps its just this thread, but why does it seem like forklift drivers are always the ones mentioned on the various shirts stating things similar to the following:
I'm a forklift driver, I drink BEER. I eat MEAT, I poo poo CINDERBLOCKS, I piss ACID I love PUSSY, cuz I'm a REAL MAN.

And so on......

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

wesleywillis posted:

Perhaps its just this thread, but why does it seem like forklift drivers are always the ones mentioned on the various shirts stating things similar to the following:
I'm a forklift driver, I drink BEER. I eat MEAT, I poo poo CINDERBLOCKS, I piss ACID I love PUSSY, cuz I'm a REAL MAN.

And so on......

One of my right-wing facebook friends got a job at a warehouse and ho-le-poo poo, it's true. In between posting inane Q-Anon related garbage, the odd "I drive a forklift and furthmore" memes pop up.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


wesleywillis posted:

Perhaps its just this thread, but why does it seem like forklift drivers are always the ones mentioned on the various shirts stating things similar to the following:
I'm a forklift driver, I drink BEER. I eat MEAT, I poo poo CINDERBLOCKS, I piss ACID I love PUSSY, cuz I'm a REAL MAN.

And so on......

People with jobs they think people don't respect putting on false bravado to regain their won self respect, or people with poo poo jobs they have no way of escaping rationalizing their lot in life to being better than what other people have.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

wesleywillis posted:

Perhaps its just this thread, but why does it seem like forklift drivers are always the ones mentioned on the various shirts stating things similar to the following:
I'm a forklift driver, I drink BEER. I eat MEAT, I poo poo CINDERBLOCKS, I piss ACID I love PUSSY, cuz I'm a REAL MAN.

And so on......
Robots make these shirts for every blue collar job and fork lift driver is the most relatable to the OSHA thread/internet zeitgeist.

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

wesleywillis posted:

Perhaps its just this thread, but why does it seem like forklift drivers are always the ones mentioned on the various shirts stating things similar to the following:
I'm a forklift driver, I drink BEER. I eat MEAT, I poo poo CINDERBLOCKS, I piss ACID I love PUSSY, cuz I'm a REAL MAN.

And so on......

A forklift is a pair of metal dicks they put in and out of holes all day. It's probably a self-selecting condition.

e: Thread content

TasogareNoKagi fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Aug 29, 2020

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


-Zydeco- posted:

People with jobs they think people don't respect putting on false bravado to regain their won self respect, or people with poo poo jobs they have no way of escaping rationalizing their lot in life to being better than what other people have.

People also like making silly jokes about their jobs

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
I know it’s funny to call snakes “nope ropes”, but I really think this deserves the name more.

(Also, thank you Cartoon Man for posting so much good content in like all the threads I have bookmarked)

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

TasogareNoKagi posted:

A forklift is a pair of metal dicks they put in and out of holes all day. It's probably a self-selecting condition.

e: Thread content


You should probably see a doctor about your flat dick

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

You should probably see a doctor about your flat dick

Or change their user name to "dr. flat dick".

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

Or change their user name to "dr. flat dick".

Some dudes dicks so big, they lay pipe. This dude's dick so flat, he lays brick.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


TasogareNoKagi posted:

A forklift is a pair of metal dicks they put in and out of holes all day. It's probably a self-selecting condition.

e: Thread content


gentle ride van

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

FuturePastNow posted:

gentle ride van

Probably didn't even feel the impacts.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Not right now you don't.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

You should probably see a doctor about your flat dick

Come on now, maybe it's just after 4 PM where they live.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Knormal posted:

Not right now u don't.

fixed also more like u-stall

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Alkydere posted:

I know the focus is on the rapidly growing NOODLE OF DEATH and the guy who nearly got killed by his lack of situational awareness but my favorite part of that thing is how the machine vomits one last bit of hot metal in the bottom right at the end.

It's like those videos of a rocket launcher that's mostly a dud and just squirts out the end.

We had a pretty decent squall line cross Melbourne on Thursday night, gusts upwards of 110km/h in some places. We lost power at 6:05pm, but only experienced a few gusts of wind and a burst of rain. Power stayed out for around 48 hours. Apparently, a few gusts of wind was, uhh, not a typical experience. ~200m from my house you get this:





All things considered I think they did a great job getting us back on again.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

xylo
Feb 21, 2007
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don't mind me I'm just filling up

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

xylo posted:

don't mind me I'm just filling up



In my state every gas pump has a sticker on it to call the state and report poo poo like that. I recall someone I knew 10 yers ago called them, gave a report on a gas station mischarging, and got a call thanking them and telling them the corrective action taken within 2 weeks.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

CarForumPoster posted:

In my state every gas pump has a sticker on it to call the state and report poo poo like that. I recall someone I knew 10 yers ago called them, gave a report on a gas station mischarging, and got a call thanking them and telling them the corrective action taken within 2 weeks.

sounds like government overreach to me, smh

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I know it’s funny to call snakes “nope ropes”, but I really think this deserves the name more.

(Also, thank you Cartoon Man for posting so much good content in like all the threads I have bookmarked)

Last time someone posted one of those gifs someone called it 'fettucine afraido'.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

CarForumPoster posted:

In my state every gas pump has a sticker on it to call the state and report poo poo like that. I recall someone I knew 10 yers ago called them, gave a report on a gas station mischarging, and got a call thanking them and telling them the corrective action taken within 2 weeks.

why do u hate freedom?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Yeah, we advocate being safe in this thread but never be a narc.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


always narc on corporations

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Yeah, we advocate being safe in this thread but never be a narc.

I can't tell if this is facetious or not. Being a narc, tattle-tale, whistle-blower etc are all kinda critical if the job/environment refuses to correct things themselves.

For this particular example, you can just tell the guy behind the counter that "Hey Yo, your thing is busted" and then if it's there next time you refill just phone it in.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Wait what? I need to know more.

Imagine bitcoin grew up to become an architect

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Yeah, we advocate being safe in this thread but never be a narc.

It's called the OSHA thread my friend

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019

YEAH
HERE COMES AAAAAAAAAAMOS

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Yes I'm always 100% serious about both safety and never ratting out corporations.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Yes I'm always 100% serious about both safety and never ratting out corporations.

I know they’re legally people but corporations still aren’t going to have sex with you for white-knighting them.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Psh, maybe not you, but I've been hosed by plenty of corporations :smuggo:

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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Splode posted:

sounds like government overreach to me, smh

The invisible hand of the market will burn down that petrol station if it is too unsafe

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