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2028-29 Trade Deadline Update Transaction News None Comments Tom Nook will be out until early April with a Broken Hand https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Aug 27, 2020 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:50 |
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I'm legitimately going to look up the records for most goals scored while having an absolutely atrocious +/- because, drat.
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 05:55 |
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Detroit now the best team in their division and Pit is the bottom. I bring any team I am on so far down.
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 05:58 |
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Join us in Colorado, friend.
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 06:10 |
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30 points at the deadline, what is up with St Louis?
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 12:26 |
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Can the metro please go gently caress itself.
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 13:14 |
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End of 2028-29 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Comments Stabby McStabson lead the league in points, but Soup Van Buren lead the league in goals Egon Hyundai is a finalist for the Vezina PIM - Jørgensen (1st), O'Bourke (3rd), Hort (4th), Delecto (5th), Donks (6th) The Blues are near the bottom for one of the worst seasons ever by an NHL team (worst ever is the 74-75 Capitals 8-67-5 [21 pts]) https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 01:34 |
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Isles really won big on Wang's contract - keep him on the 2nd line until he signs the big multi-year deal and then breaks out huge gonna get paaaaaaaaaaaaid when that contract winds down
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 03:21 |
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End of 2028-29 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Vancouver Canucks Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Washington Capitals Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Dante Fabbro - Nashville Predators Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Peter Zednik - Seattle Kraken Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Quinn Hughes - Vancouver Canucks Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Carter Hart - Philadelphia Flyers William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Carter Hart - Philadelphia Flyers Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Nickolas Low - Chicago Blackhawks Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Trevor Wong - New York Rangers Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins Upcoming Free Agents Phu Barr COL - Prep Hemlock COL - Jørgen Jørgensen CBJ - Stijn Hort FLA - Pebis Bepis FLA - Dick Glynnenstein LA -- Tom Nook MTL - Aye Donks NYR - Egon Hyundai VAN - Large Adult Son Comments Large Adult Son and the Canucks win a Stanley Cup! As expected, McStabson won most of the skater trophies, while Van Buren won the Rocket Richard All the upcoming free agents, and any future free agents will be Unrestricted Free Agents https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:09 |
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YES! Now I don’t care where he goes or if he re-signs. Got that ring and ready to roll.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:52 |
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Also, what a marathon cup run. 3 7 game series and one 6 game series.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:53 |
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Give me all the trophies. What hasn't McStabson won yet haha
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 18:54 |
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Goalies hurt! Stabby, strap on some pillows, you're going it!
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:05 |
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2029 Offseason News Notable Retirements Jamie Benn Jonathan Huberdeau Jeff Skinner Victor Hedman Reilly Smith Kevin Hayes Ryan Ellis Tyler Myers Braden Holtby Robin Lehner Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/QglHlO3 Notable Free Agent signings Nathan MacKinnon (93 OVR) signed a 3 year contract with PHI Alexis Lafrenière (92 OVR) signed a 7 year contract with LA Charlie McAvoy (89 OVR) signed a 1 year contract with MTL Kim Lack (88 OVR) signed a 7 year contract with EDM Nolan Patrick (88 OVR) signed a 5 year contract with ARZ Josh van Riemsdyk (88 OVR) signed a 6 year contract with FLA Transactions BUF - signed Large Adult Son to a $2.25mil/1yr contract NYR - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $31.6mil/4yr contract ($7.905mil per year) OTT - signed Prep Hemlock to a $2.2mil/2yr contract ($1.115 per year) PIT - signed Egon Hyundai to a $60.8mil/7yr contract ($8.685mil per year) SEA - signed Phu Barr to a $1.6mil/2yr contract ($825k per year) STL - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $1.785mil/1yr contract TB -- signed Aye Donks to a $8.395mil/1yr contract CBJ - re-signed Stijn Hort to a $39mil/4yr contract ($9.745 per year) FLA - re-signed Pebis Bepis to a $2.390mil/1yr contract LA -- re-signed Tom Nook to a $13.4mil/2yr contract ($6.7mil per year) Contracts ANA - Adam Banks has 1 year left on their $53.6mil/6yr contract ANA - Keen Jelly has 3 years left on their $26.2mil/4 yr contract BUF - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $2.25mil/1yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 4 years left on their $39mil/4yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 6 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract DET - Alexi Mouskovitch has 1 years left on their $3.5mil/2yr contract FLA - Pebis Bepis has 1 year left on their $2.390mil/1yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 6 years left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Tom Nook has 2 years left on their $13.4mil/2yr contract MTL - Charles Dollfan has 4 years left on their $27.3/5yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 4 years left on their $73.8mil/8yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 6 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Jørgen Jørgensen has 4 years left on their $31.6mil/4yr contract OTT - Prep Hemlock has 2 years left on their $2.2mil/2yr contract PHI - Pierre Delecto has 2 years left on their $30mil/5yr contract PIT - Soup Van Buren has 5 years left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 2 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SEA - Phu Barr has 2 years left on their $1.6mil/2yr contract SEA - Hockles has 2 years left on their $57.6mil/4yr contract STL - Ergo Hogfather has 2 years left on their $14mil/3yr contract STL - Max Power has 1 year left on their $9.6mil/3yr contract STL - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $1.785mil/1yr contract TB - Aye Donks has 1 years left on their $8.395mil/1yr contract TOR - DJ Exile has 5 years left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract VGK - Potatoes O'Bourke has 2 years left on their $18.7mil/3yr contract Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #2 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $14.400mil/yr #3 -- Alexis Lafrenière (LA) -- $12.165mil/yr #4 -- Sean Monahan (CGY) -- $12.120mil/yr #5 -- Anthony Mantha (DET) -- $12.035mil/yr #6 -- Nathan MacKinnon (PHI) -- $11.975mil/yr #7 -- Elias Pettersson (VAN) -- $11.875mil/yr #8 -- Kaapo Kakko (NYR) -- $11.790mil/yr #9 -- Kailer Yamamoto (WSH) -- $11.785mil/yr #10 -- Leon Draisaitl (EDM) -- $11.740mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Igor Sheshterkin (ARZ) -- $11.285mil/yr #2 -- Carter Hart (PHI) $9.455mil/yr #3 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr #4 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr #5 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr 2029-30 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - Adam Banks (90 OVR) is the Starting RW ANA - Keen Jelly (87 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW BUF - Large Adult Son (82 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW CBJ - Stijn Hort (90 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (95 OVR) is the Starting Center DET - Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR) is the 4th Line LW FLA - Pebis Bepis (81 OVR) is a healthy scratch. LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center LA -- Tom Nook (86 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender MTL - Charles Dollfan (85 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (85 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW OTT - Prep Hemlock (81 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW PHI - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW PIT - Egon Hyundai (90 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SEA - Phu Barr (76 OVR) is the 4th Line LW SEA - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing STL - Ergo Hogfather (84 OVR) is the 4th Line LW STL - Max Power (83 OVR) is a healthy scratch STL - assigned Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) to San Antonio (AHL), he is on the Top D Pairing TB -- Aye Donks (85 OVR) is a healthy scratch TOR - DJ Exile (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VGK - Potatoes O'Bourke (85 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing Comments More movement in the offseason since only a few players got re-signed Jørgensen is finally free from Colorado, will New York be worth it with the departure of Hyundai? Donks certainly took advantage of his contract year and is now earning like 10x the amount he was the season before Stabby McStabson is just behind Draisaitl, and is 11th for highest paid players. Hyundai is 6th in goalie salaries Pebis Bepis is a healthy scratch on opening night for the 4th year in a row Donks and Max Power are also scratched, even though they shouldn't be Glynnenstein is assigned to the AHL after getting signed to a decent contract
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 01:29 |
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why the gently caress would you re-sign in this shithole 20 goal scorer scratched again
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 01:39 |
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quote:NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW loving WHAT
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 01:46 |
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i'm sorry pittsburgh what now
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 01:51 |
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JPrime posted:i'm sorry pittsburgh what now help me
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 02:11 |
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Hockles posted:SEA - signed Phu Barr to a $1.6mil/2yr contract ($825k per year) *audible gasp* I thought my only hope was to have the NHL not allow players in the 2030 Olympics, and then bring home the gold. And by bring home the gold I mean not get regulated, according to 10 seconds of googling, Vietnam is tied with Qatar for 21st overall in the Asian Hockey Federation. Out of 23; suck it Brunei.
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 04:09 |
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Hockles posted:NYR - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $31.6mil/4yr contract ($7.905mil per year) OHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCCKKKKK YEEAHHHHHH
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Hockles posted:Comments idk what this is about - canonically, Aye Donks took his own life 3 offseasons ago after having never been promoted to the NHL despite consistently putting up stellar numbers.
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donks and bepis suicide pact
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2029-30 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Adam Banks (Pacific Division) - 3rd selection Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 7th selection Tom Nook (Pacific Division) - 2nd selection Keith RePrimeau (Central Division) - 3rd selection Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 7th selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 5th selection Transaction News 12/12/29 - STL called up Dick Glynnenstein from San Antonio (AHL) Comments A handful of guys missed a few games here and there, but no serious injuries Prep Hemlock is having a career year with all the extra ice time he is getting I may have forgotten to update Wang, but he is definitely a starting LW Donks has not played in a single game all year. Can you imagine Twitter if a free agent signed for 8mil per year and wasn't dressed ever? https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 03:57 |
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Alexi is playoff cancer. Zero series wins in his entire career
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 04:05 |
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What the gently caress happened to Dallas between last year and this year
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 04:23 |
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this is loving dumb
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 04:37 |
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2029-30 Trade Deadline Update Transaction News 2/18/30 CBJ gets: Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR), 2030 3rd Round Pick STL gets: V. Lemaire (57 OVR), 2031 2nd Round Pick 2/27/30 ANA gets: K. Keikkinen (77 OVR), a prospect PIT gets: Adam Banks (90 OVR), F. Almqvist (79 OVR) 2/28/30 PIT gets: M. Phillips (85 OVR), H. Jokiharju (83 OVR), A. Duclair (82 OVR) TB gets: Adam Banks (90 OVR), M. Salvador (79 OVR) Comments Tom Nook will miss a few weeks with a Sprained Ankle Egon Hyundai will miss a couple weeks with a Bruised Foot So, Adam Banks gets traded to Pittsburgh, and then immediately flipped to Tampa Bay. He did not play a game for Pittsburgh. Donks finally escaped the press box and is on the 2nd Line, Banks is on the top line Max Power and Pebis Bepis don't get another game in Columbus must really like Glynnenstein in their organization. But, he was assigned to Cleveland when he was traded. They are 7th of 9 in the AHL North Division, unlikely to make the playoffs. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 05:02 |
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Rangers better than Avs, I'll take it!
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End of 2029-30 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Comments Keen Jelly missed all of March, and will be out until mid-May with an MCL Sprain Wang & McStabson finish 2nd and 3rd in Points. Van Buren lead the league in Goals. Tom Nook & Cam Stevenson Jr are Vezina Finalists. Should be interesting how awards will shake out Cleveland finished last in the AHL North Division, so Glynnenstein will not be making the playoffs EA Sports name generation is amazing -- https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:20 |
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8.3m to play a guy 25 games
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:27 |
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Aye Doc posted:8.3m to play a guy 25 games He earned $21,361.32 every minute he was on the ice.
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End of 2029-30 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Los Angeles Kings Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Detroit Red Wings Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Jonathan Drouin - Washington Capitals Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Robby Fabbri - Detroit Red Wings James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Quinn Hughes - Vancouver Canucks Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Jonathan Drouin - Washington Capitals Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Mats Lindgren - Nashville Predators Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Fredrik Jensen - Los Angeles Kings Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Sami Pesonen - Washington Capitals William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Elvis Merzlikins - Detroit Red Wings Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Emilio Bengoa - Winnipeg Jets Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Keith RePrimeau - Dallas Stars Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Robby Fabbri - Detroit Red Wings Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins Upcoming Free Agents BUF - Large Adult Son CBJ - Dick Glynnenstein DET - Alexi Mouskovitch FLA - Pebis Bepis STL - Max Power TB -- Adam Banks TB -- Aye Donks Comments McStabson and Nook win a second Stanley Cup! Keith RePrimeau is the first goon to win the Selke! I guess because Fabbri finished 8th in points and had a +54 that makes him the best player? I dunno with this game anymore Some career highs this year, and a couple new goons reach the playoffs Will Pebis Bepis, Aye Donks, and Max Power escape their lineup hell or will they re-sign with promises of more playing time? https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:18 |
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Alexi takes it to game 7, twice
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:24 |
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YEAAAAAH KEITH
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:58 |
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pretty sure the panthers have paid bepis like $10m over the last 3 years to play like... 20 games and they aren't even burying it in the ahl, they just have him up there in the press box counting against the cap. has to be the highest paid 14th forward ever e: over .5ppg for his career averaging 10 min a night and he's played less than 120 games in 9 loving years Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Aug 31, 2020 |
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Can't say I really expected Tom Nook to suddenly become good again after consistently putting up <.900 Sv%s these past few seasons, but I'll take it
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 04:34 |
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27 playoff games last season and 5 this year. Welp
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 04:36 |
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What's the least amount of Playoff Games a Hall of Fame player has ever had?
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 04:39 |
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Athanatos posted:What's the least amount of Playoff Games a Hall of Fame player has ever had? I tried to look this up, but there is not a way for me to see playoff stats for HHOF players specifically. There are too many hall of fame players for me to manually look up the stats for, but I'm sure at least a few dozen games would be on the low end. One year of the playoffs would be a hard sell.
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aunt jenkins posted:27 playoff games last season and 5 this year. Welp On the other hand, Phu got five playoff games! And scored! Hell yeah not bad for his first full season.
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