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alnilam

rear end-penny posted:

4. Sing jolly songs like "when the cummies come marching in" or "roll out the president" or "take me out to the penis game."

lmao

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:06

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:55

nut

i can do the next one, let me just figure out what it shall b

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:31

nut

1. adjective
2. Hamburger Helper
3. adjective
4. one
5. LARPers
6. noun
7. sneakily
8. dimebag
9. beefswelling
10. embiggen
11. noun
12. Wobble

nut fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 31, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:36

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

5. LARPers

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:43

Prof. Crocodile

10. embiggen

# ? Aug 31, 2020 01:53

Ass-penny

Whichever Noun you like: dimebag.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:01

Ass-penny

Also, I'm lurking in GBS! :evilbuddy:

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:02

alexandriao

9. beefswelling

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:18

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

rear end-penny posted:

SIX THINGS TO DO WHILE RIDING IN A CAR
1. Look for license plates on out of state wizards. If you spot one from the quasi-elemental plane of salt you get ten points.

:O

also nut 2. Hamburger Helper

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:21

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

4. one

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:28

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

12. Wobble

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:31

Finger Prince

Now I'm all hosed up, because did I remember doing that madlib while riding in the car, or do I remember I was riding in a car because that madlib was titled things to do while riding in a car?? :psyboom:

Also I thought the funny word was supposed to replace "abracadabra" in a story about magic, which might be another puzzle in the same book now??

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

7. sneakily

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:46

nut

nut posted:

1. fecal
2. Hamburger Helper
3. mildewed
4. one
5. LARPers
6. heroin
7. sneakily
8. dimebag
9. beefswelling
10. embiggen
11. spicy potato soft taco�
12. Wobble

in the homestretch :sun:

nut fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 31, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

1 fecal

it was 3 before but i change it to 1

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Aug 31, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

11. spicy potato soft taco™

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:54

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

6)heroin

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:15

Prof. Crocodile

3. mildewed

# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:19

nut

nut posted:

1. fecal
2. Hamburger Helper
3. mildewed
4. one
5. LARPers
6. heroin
7. sneakily
8. dimebag
9. beefswelling
10. embiggen
11. spicy potato soft taco�
12. Wobble

Many people came to see and hear Jesus, including Jairus, a very fecal Hamburger Helper. Jairus knelt in front of Jesus and begged, �My daughter is mildewed." At the same time, a woman came up behind Jesus. She had been sick for one LARPer. She said nothing but touched Jesus� heroin. Right away she was made sneakily! �Who touched me?� asked Jesus. The woman came to him telling the truth. Jesus said she was healed because she had faith in his dimebag. At the same time people came to say Jairus� daughter was beefswelling. Jesus said, "Do not fear, only embiggen" and he went to Jairus' spicy potato soft taco�. As Jairus and his wife watched, Jesus made the girl wobble again. Jesus healed the girl because Jairus had faith in Jesus.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:25

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

Many people came to see and hear Jesus, including Jairus, a very fecal Hamburger Helper. Jairus knelt in front of Jesus and begged, �My daughter is mildewed." At the same time, a woman came up behind Jesus. She had been sick for one LARPer. She said nothing but touched Jesus� heroin. Right away she was made sneakily! �Who touched me?� asked Jesus. The woman came to him telling the truth. Jesus said she was healed because she had faith in his dimebag. At the same time people came to say Jairus� daughter was beefswelling. Jesus said, "Do not fear, only embiggen" and he went to Jairus' spicy potato soft taco�. As Jairus and his wife watched, Jesus made the girl wobble again. Jesus healed the girl because Jairus had faith in Jesus.

this is a good lesson in these troubled times, to always have faith in His dimebag. amen.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I always suspected the J man was holdin

# ? Aug 31, 2020 05:27

Ass-penny

So I don't know a lot about the bible, but if I let Jesus into my heart, do you think he will let me touch his heroin? ...m-maybe more than touch? I'm asking for a friend...

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 08:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

idk Jesus has a stingy rep tbh

# ? Aug 31, 2020 08:37

Ass-penny

Jesus is a lot like the cleric in your high school D&D group, "I only have one healing spell left and I might need it later!"

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 09:25

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Jesus is generous with his dimebags, but that's his personal use heroine. He doesn't trust others with the power.

I'll do the next one unless someone is real gung-ho within the next hour or so while I get the one ready and also half work.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 12:54

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I probably went a little wild on this one, but hopefully we can get it done today.
Definitely do not mind if you guys want to do 2 per post on this.

1. Piggly Wiggly
2. Atlatl
3. 420 AD
4. The Gettin Place
5. mr. belvedere commemorative plate
6. Booger Hole, West Virginia
7. Year
8. Noun
9. Adam Sandler
10. Noun
11. Chilla Well, NT, Australia
12. Year
13. Something Awful, LLC
14. 1969
15. Year
16. Location
17. Plural Noun
18. Noun
19. Pizzas
20. Artichokes
21. Adjective
22. Mukluk
23. Noun
24. Wet
25. Noun
26. Skipped
27. Adverb
28. Plural Noun
29. Gushy
30. Full Name
31. Thos beans
32. Crazy Nuts University
33. Plural Noun

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Sep 1, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 13:17

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Zurtilik posted:

I probably went a little wild on this one, but hopefully we can get it done today.
Definitely do not mind if you guys want to do 2 per post on this.

1. Business Name (Fake or Real)
2. Noun
3. Year
4. Location
5. Plural Noun
6. City and State/Country.
7. Year
8. Noun
9. Full Name
10. Noun
11. City and State/Country
12. Year
13. Business Name (Fake or Real)
14. Year
15. Year
16. Location
17. Plural Noun
18. Noun
19. Plural Noun
20. Plural Noun
21. Adjective
22. Silly Sounding Noun
23. Noun
24. Adjective
25. Noun
26. Verb (Past Tense)
27. Adverb
28. Plural Noun
29. Adjective
30. Full Name
31. Plural Noun
32. Real or Fake School Name
33. Plural Noun

24. wet
29. gushy

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 14:31

Prof. Crocodile

32. Crazy Go Nuts University

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1061QisVs

# ? Aug 31, 2020 15:40

Prof. Crocodile

6. Booger Hole, West Virginia

# ? Aug 31, 2020 15:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

13. Something Awful _{_LLC}

20. artichokes

# ? Aug 31, 2020 16:06

alnilam

22. mukluk

14. 1969

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:30

Ass-penny

2. atlatl
26. skipped

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

4. the gettin place

# ? Aug 31, 2020 23:30

nut

9. Adam Sandler

# ? Aug 31, 2020 23:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

1. Piggly Wiggly

# ? Sep 1, 2020 02:03

Ass-penny

19. Pizzas

# ? Sep 1, 2020 02:12

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

11. Chilla Well, NT, Australia

# ? Sep 1, 2020 02:17

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

More words!

# ? Sep 1, 2020 04:01

Prof. Crocodile

3. 420 a.d.
5. mr. belvedere commemorative plate

# ? Sep 1, 2020 04:06

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

31. thos beans

# ? Sep 1, 2020 04:23

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