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StashAugustine posted:pete saying he'd not be gay if he could on live tv in front of his husband maybe that was the big move to try and get the doomer vote "vote for me, i hate me too" e: here's a little something for top of the page 
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God drat it all to hell. You'd think they could at least get some colour on that dry piece of chop if it's such a point of pride for them.
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lol if you think Pete would get close to anything less pale than he is
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former glory posted:God drat it all to hell. You'd think they could at least get some colour on that dry piece of chop if it's such a point of pride for them. it looks like fast food "grilled" chicken before it gets defrosted
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former glory posted:God drat it all to hell. You'd think they could at least get some colour on that dry piece of chop if it's such a point of pride for them. "Oh hey Mr. Politician, if you want to appeal to our bumfuck piece of nowhere, you've gotta pretend to enjoy this awful local delicacy we only eat every 4 years"
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It's be a fun troll to make a random state have a rule that it must have an earlier primary than Iowa Also did Iowa ever release good primary numbers?
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El_Elegante posted:that’s never gonna make me laugh, unlike just thinking about Pete Buttigieg’s disgusting conservatism and ambition because the cia is running dem candidates nowadays.
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moist turtleneck posted:It's be a fun troll to make a random state have a rule that it must have an earlier primary than Iowa The Iowa DNC will fight tooth and nail because being first makes loads of money for them
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El_Elegante posted:that’s never gonna make me laugh, unlike just thinking about Pete Buttigieg’s disgusting conservatism and ambition if he had an ounce of charisma he'd probably have the nomination right now and would just cruise to victory in november, but alas, the pasty sweaty nerd is who he is, and in that way, he never sold out, being the same dweeb on the inside no matter what nonexistent principles he tied himself to MikeCrotch posted:The Iowa DNC will fight tooth and nail because being first makes loads of money for them yeah they actively blackmail anyone who tries to go before them and their and NH's laws dictate that if someone tries to schedule an earlier primary then they HAVE to schedule their primary even earlier it's loving stupid and another sign of the rot in politics that there isn't just one national primary on a single day; it just feeds dumb horserace poo poo
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Declan MacManus posted:if he had an ounce of charisma he'd probably have the nomination right now and would just cruise to victory in november, but alas, the pasty sweaty nerd is who he is, and in that way, he never sold out, being the same dweeb on the inside no matter what nonexistent principles he tied himself to wait so how are IA and NH just not locked in an eternal battle of MMDD = (MMDD - 1) every cycle?
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This year's caucus was such a shitshow that its likely Iowa will get pushed back (or have its delegates removed if the state dnc refuses). I've seen articles talking about how this will literally cripple chunks of the Iowan economy, which is legit hilarious to me.
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Personally I like having an extremely dumb, cynical state be the first primary. The only solution that would be an improvement would be having it rotate between other dumb, cynical states.
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Marx Was A Lib posted:wait so how are IA and NH just not locked in an eternal battle of MMDD = (MMDD - 1) every cycle? Isn't it that they agreed that Iowa was the first CAUCUS and NH was the first PRIMARY specifically to avoid this? I think thats a thing.
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Tulip posted:Personally I like having an extremely dumb, cynical state be the first primary. The only solution that would be an improvement would be having it rotate between other dumb, cynical states. Rhode Island first would own and be hilarious ...no, not Long Island.
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Marx Was A Lib posted:it looks like fast food "grilled" chicken before it gets defrosted it's a pork chop on a stick. one of those "just Iowa things."  i enjoy how Pete eats things like he's having to tear out the jugular vein of a prey animal. 
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Kitfox88 posted:the hilarious fan fiction the gop folks were trotting our during The origin story of viletat? StashAugustine posted:pete saying he'd not be gay if he could on live tv in front of his husband Hahaha no way
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that's whiskey he's knocking back btw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhD3fFK3C9U
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Was it Arkane who was the one person on earth Horny for Huntsman back in 2012
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britishbornandbread posted:what happens if a vegetarian becomes a nominee and they have one of these photo ops? bold of you to presume someone with conviction would make it that far
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britishbornandbread posted:what happens if a vegetarian becomes a nominee and they have one of these photo ops? I'm struggling to recall the exact quote but some LFer said more or less "we're going to get a gay-married atheist on the republican ticket before we get a vegetarian as a major presidential candidate"
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any person ambitious enough to run for president is going to throw their moral convictions about animal rights into the trash straight away. yessir I will eat that dead hog and i will like it.
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StashAugustine posted:Isn't Cory Booker vegetarian? I mean no one gave a poo poo but he did run Thank you for reminding me of this moron and the fact that he has two extremely goony personality traits: mentioning his girlfriend and repeating the same lovely joke for years.
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Tulip posted:repeating the same lovely joke for years. I'd like to see HIS hair in a blizzard!
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projecthalaxy posted:I'd like to see how HIS hair would fare... in a blizzard!
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Mantis42 posted:We've somehow had two teetotaler presidents already this century so anything is possible. Don't buy the hype. Trump is from the era of "diet pills"
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Mantis42 posted:We've somehow had two teetotaler presidents already this century so anything is possible. Bush was a dry drunk and is most definitely off the wagon now, and fell off at least once during the presidency Trump does not drink alcohol but he does literally have a desk full of sudafed. Also I imagine it was cocaine use as opposed to degenerative syphilis that rotted his once lucid mind. They did a decent job of never showing Obama smoking a cigarette. As far as I am aware, the Gates beer is the only one he’s ever drank. Also just remembered that Biden had a nonalcoholic shandy or some bullshit for that meeting, lol
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I could see how having an addicted failson in a constant death spiral might lessen one’s thirst
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lol Don doesn’t give a poo poo about Don Jr
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Get rid of the Iowa fair garbage meat eating and get the candidates in some kind of booze festival. I want those fuckers sloshed on camera before anyone votes.
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Tulip posted:Trump has basically every terrible health habit a rich person can have other than smoking and booze, and apparently this is going to cause him to live forever. I think ultimately those two alone are enough to tack on 10 years to his life over most people. The rest is just luck and genetics that his heart hasn't seized.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:lol Don doesn’t give a poo poo about Don Jr wrong family I think
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