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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Bix is freakin' cancelled!

Just kidding it's the Satin screenshot.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1299142169396207620

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davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1299161765008355337

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

every time i see Ryan Satin's picture I'm still not convinced he isn't aron stevens playing a character

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Sometimes I wonder if Satin is doing a bit, or if he's really that stupid, or a combination of the two

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Benne posted:

Sometimes I wonder if Satin is doing a bit, or if he's really that stupid, or a combination of the two

he tried to make a show about riding along with Sheriff Joe Arpaio, he ain't doin a bit

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
Ryan Satin is a huge loser.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Alaois posted:

he tried to make a show about riding along with Sheriff Joe Arpaio, he ain't doin a bit
Close: He was a P.A. on his dad's show that used Arpaio as the anchor of a "Candid Camera for people with outstanding warrants" premise. Well, and he also got a special thanks in all 3(!) episodes as "Ryan 'D.J. Normal' Satin."

Then, when he was confronted about it in May and elected to respond, he did the worst job possible. I can't find where I saved the screenshot of the initial tweet right now,, but this should give you the gist about how he said it didn't glorify Arpaio, only to start deleting stuff when he saw that his dad explicitly glorified Arpaio in the media:
https://twitter.com/Ben__CN/status/1245957255683616768
He also acted like all of the bad poo poo came out later, when much of it was beforehand, like this:
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1245970772016988160
And Arpaio bragged about his concentration camps WHILE PROMOTING THE SHOW:
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1245966012123578368

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Alaois posted:

every time i see Ryan Satin's picture I'm still not convinced he isn't aron stevens playing a character

I'm so glad I'm not the only one

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hopkins FBI posted:

Here's some really obvious projection in a thread about Keith Lee's promos:

Man, if Keith Lee wore a cape (and no shirt) he'd be even cooler than he already is.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Man, if Keith Lee wore a cape (and no shirt) he'd be even cooler than he already is.

Also Keith Lee should be in a movie where he dresses like that and fights zombies or vampires or something. Not as a character, just as professional wrestler Keith Lee.

What I'm saying is Lee should be booked/dress like a luchador in the 50s.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

Man, if Keith Lee wore a cape (and no shirt) he'd be even cooler than he already is.

Just like Neville

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy2YhxXn7NY

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

davidbix posted:

arpaio poo poo

don't mind me, I just want to post my favorite tweet ever:

https://twitter.com/911VICTIM/status/283408621373624320

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/AceofSpades900/status/1299815182005342208?s=20

Claytor
Dec 5, 2011

Ask me how I know this guy thinks wiping his own rear end will turn him gay.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
lol actively consuming garbage because a person I imagined enjoying it pisses me off.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I mean, Bushiroad have made a lot of money marketing New Japan to horny women who wanna watch handsome sweaty bois roll around and yell at each other so... maybe WWE should lean into the homoeroticism and they might actually stop bleeding viewers?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Gaz-L posted:

I mean, Bushiroad have made a lot of money marketing New Japan to horny women who wanna watch handsome sweaty bois roll around and yell at each other so... maybe WWE should lean into the homoeroticism and they might actually stop bleeding viewers?

They’re already featuring Baron Corbin every week, what more do you want?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

We could all use some more homoeroticism IMO

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
E: Possibly a joke tweet

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
e:removed as replied post has been edited.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
lol

https://twitter.com/ZaQ5322/status/1300236041438126080?s=20

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

very normal human being

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

In fairness it is pretty wild to imagine that WWE will push a new talent properly

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!


Well his evidence for New Japan's homoeroticism is noted NJPW superstar Danshoku Dino, so you know he's got his finger on the pulse.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
New Japan is a very homo-erotic promotion by design as is a lot of Japanese wrestling so that bit isn’t the issue: what is is that being a bad thing.

Quite what is homo-erotic about AEW I don’t know: there’s a stunning lack of photo books and similar things.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

IceAgeComing posted:

New Japan is a very homo-erotic promotion by design as is a lot of Japanese wrestling so that bit isn’t the issue: what is is that being a bad thing.

Quite what is homo-erotic about AEW I don’t know: there’s a stunning lack of photo books and similar things.

They let Bisexuals and gender non conforming people wrestle without making it a derogatory gimmick.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

IceAgeComing posted:

New Japan is a very homo-erotic promotion by design as is a lot of Japanese wrestling so that bit isn’t the issue: what is is that being a bad thing.

Quite what is homo-erotic about AEW I don’t know: there’s a stunning lack of photo books and similar things.

How is it homo-erotic by design when the idol nature of the stars is meant to (and does) appeal to women?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

How is it homo-erotic by design when the idol nature of the stars is meant to (and does) appeal to women?

MRT, there's this thing called yaoi I'd like to show you...

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

they def play up sexual tension between men even if it's designed more to appeal to women than men attracted to men so it's kinda a semantic thing based on how you want to view it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

BL

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Boy's Lariats.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gaz-L posted:

MRT, there's this thing called yaoi I'd like to show you...

It is spelled yeaoh and Nakamura has been gone for years.

https://twitter.com/mattkoonmusic/status/1300420359523532805

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
A big part of YOH's entrance was the camera zooming in on his bouncing pecs, NJPW knows exactly what they're doing

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



We can use this for stupid wrestlers too, right?

https://twitter.com/TheFlipGordon/status/1300415693544972288?s=20

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


I’m pretty sure that same argument was used in AIDS denialism in the 80s since it was some other disease that actually killed you once HIV ravaged your immune system.

We really never left the 80s, we just changed the curtains a bit.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
"Covid didn't kill him, his lungs, heart and kidneys just failed 6 weeks into being on a ventilator"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MassRafTer posted:

How is it homo-erotic by design when the idol nature of the stars is meant to (and does) appeal to women?

lmao

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
People are very upset that New Japan Pro Wrestling is the straightest wrestling promotion since the Fabulous Ones debuted in Memphis.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

The Cameo posted:

I’m pretty sure that same argument was used in AIDS denialism in the 80s since it was some other disease that actually killed you once HIV ravaged your immune system.

We really never left the 80s, we just changed the curtains a bit.

This is exactly what happened. Just like COVID now, they used to their advantage the fact that HIV/AIDS attacks a weakened immune system, allowing dozens of other ailments to be the "actual" cause of death. If I were to get COVID-19 tomorrow and die from it, they would put down "asthma" and not "coronavirus complications" according to the new bullshit guidelines.

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