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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I have a couple of (half arsed, ill thought out) theories on why the CCP use that phrase in diplomatic circles so much.

1) Professional diplomats are professional people pleasers. Their entire job is based around keeping people happy, and smoothing over spats. So to them, someone whose feelings are hurt is a grave thing, and a situation that must be remedied with appeasements. Which is all the CCP wants. Appeasements. Thus they cry "my feelings are hurt!" and then wait for the army of foreign diplomats to rush over and offer soothing, placating appeasing noises to their tantrum.

also 2) Something about "face culture"(tm). Insomuch as that by accusing others of hurting their feelings they are saying "I feel bad, and YOU are the one that made me feel bad. Whether I did a bad thing is beside the point. I feel bad, and it is because of you. Therefore you are the monster here."

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I always took it as “You made us angry. That, in and of itself, is a crime.”

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I wonder how seriously China is going to restrict Australian imports. Something like 40% of Aussie exports go to China for almost 10% of their GDP.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
I think it’s just their catchphrase that they use to justify whatever position or idea they cannot sustain with arguments. Sort of like Israel uses “existential threat”, the US has “spreading democracy”, or the EU and “we decided not to do anything until we reach a consensus”.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's for internal consumption (maybe not quite as much these days) as in the 90s-00s people in china remembered how hosed over they were by everyone else in the 19th-20th centuries and for a government to aggressively stand up for their sense of dignity made was seen as a good thing. over time it's become a joke, though

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
China - is mean to everyone
China - "why are they mean to me?"

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I guess it can also be seen as a form of triangulation, on a national scale. CCP does something lovely, other countries respond accordingly, CCP goes "omg look how sad you're making the Chinese people!!" when it's really just the CCP officials who are upset about it and the average Chinese person wouldn't otherwise even know or care about the issue (until the state run media tells them to of course).

It's like some rear end in a top hat causing a scene at the grocery store, and when they get politely called out on it, they start screaming about how you're scaring their children.

Rabelais D
Dec 11, 2012

ts'u nnu k'u k'o t'khye:
A demon doth defecate at thy door
It's Xi's birthday, 2003
Waitin' for a call from his family

...

They forgot about Xi


(tears of a rapper)

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

China's bold plan for 2020: Start trade wars with every country that supplies them with food.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The diplomatic articles read like generic blocks of text with auto fill and name substitution fields. You read one, you read them all. It's a very easy bingo card with hurt feelings a free square. I wonder where their spokesman Liu Kang went, can't even get a Mortal Kombat joke these days.

If you want to have a look at some actual with meat and good analysis of government media head here: https://chinamediaproject.org/

They have a history of "Hurt Feelings" (2016). It almost looks exponential.

https://chinamediaproject.org/2016/01/29/a-history-of-hurt-feelings-in-china/

Zakrello
Feb 17, 2015

missile imbound

BrigadierSensible posted:

I have a couple of (half arsed, ill thought out) theories on why the CCP use that phrase in diplomatic circles so much.

1) Professional diplomats are professional people pleasers. Their entire job is based around keeping people happy, and smoothing over spats. So to them, someone whose feelings are hurt is a grave thing, and a situation that must be remedied with appeasements. Which is all the CCP wants. Appeasements. Thus they cry "my feelings are hurt!" and then wait for the army of foreign diplomats to rush over and offer soothing, placating appeasing noises to their tantrum.

also 2) Something about "face culture"(tm). Insomuch as that by accusing others of hurting their feelings they are saying "I feel bad, and YOU are the one that made me feel bad. Whether I did a bad thing is beside the point. I feel bad, and it is because of you. Therefore you are the monster here."

it's not a diplomat's job to please his country of assignment, actually he/she should always act polite, maintain stable personal relationship, and relay the diplomatic orders from his superior, and when necessary, fucks people politely without any cussing or middle finger.

Chinese diplomats failed to deliver their task really badly.

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
Hello my name is Xi Jinping. You hurt my feelings, prepare to die.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-31/australian-detained-in-china-television-anchor-cheng-lei/12615362

What’s 6 months detention with no charge between friends

evil_bunnY fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Aug 31, 2020

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

RedTeam posted:

Hello my name is Xi Jinping. You hurt my feelings, no why.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

China vs Australia news:

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/asia/australian-tv-anchor-cheng-lei-detained-in-china-20200831-p55r3j.html

They have arrested an Australian TV journalist without charge. Apparently they did so 2 weeks ago, and the Aus govt. knew, but has kept it under wraps, (much like the poor woman rotting in a Beijing jail cell).

Given she is a Chinese-born Australian citizen, my guess is they will paint her as a traitor, brainwashed by the evil and oh so powerful Australian secret service to be a spy.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

BrigadierSensible posted:

They have arrested an Australian TV journalist without charge. Apparently they did so 2 weeks ago, and the Aus govt. knew, but has kept it under wraps, (much like the poor woman rotting in a Beijing jail cell).
The gently caress is this, Secret City?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Xi.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

oohhboy posted:

The diplomatic articles read like generic blocks of text with auto fill and name substitution fields. You read one, you read them all. It's a very easy bingo card with hurt feelings a free square. I wonder where their spokesman Liu Kang went, can't even get a Mortal Kombat joke these days.

If you want to have a look at some actual with meat and good analysis of government media head here: https://chinamediaproject.org/

They have a history of "Hurt Feelings" (2016). It almost looks exponential.

https://chinamediaproject.org/2016/01/29/a-history-of-hurt-feelings-in-china/

It's a phenomenon that appeared in the Soviet Union too. You, a low-level apparatchik, do not want to make waves by trying language that might raise the ire of someone higher up for not properly spouting the party line, and a surefire way to ensure you don't is to use some canned phrase that has already been vetted by virtue of appearing in some other official document. You also know that loving nobody really cares about the substance of the document or actually wants to read it, so the prose being dry and repetitive doesn't really matter because it serves its purpose: the work is done, and your supervisor is off your back to get it out.

Zakrello
Feb 17, 2015

missile imbound


forwarded from reddit/pincong.

diplomats don't just please their assignments, nor did anyone need to.

can't read Czech so no way to verify the correctness of translations. is anyone able to do that here?

Zakrello fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Sep 1, 2020

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Chinathread: with pretending regards

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Zakrello posted:



forwarded from reddit/pincong.

diplomats don't just please their assignments, nor did anyone need to.

can't read Czech so no way to verify the correctness of translations. is anyone able to do that here?

Apparently he's a mayor of a suburb(?) of Prague, so not really a diplomat but still, lol. I can't read Czech either but I imagine there's only so many ways to translate "diplomatický gently caress-up"

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



That reminds me of when Tito wrote a letter to Stalin saying "Stop sending assassins after me! You send one more and I'll send one after you, and mine won't gently caress it up."

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Zakrello posted:



forwarded from reddit/pincong.

diplomats don't just please their assignments, nor did anyone need to.

can't read Czech so no way to verify the correctness of translations. is anyone able to do that here?
The translation is obviously pretty lovely but vaguely accurate. It's written in a very casual, non diplomat-speak manner. I doubt the actual document is legit, but if it is the mayor of a city district doesn't have much of a role in foreign policy anyway.

The background btw is that a senator went to Taiwan with a delegation of politicians, scientists, culture and business people and China got mad for hurting the feelings of 1.4 billion people. So that's a (fake?) reaction to their reaction.
https://translate.google.com/transl..._zahranicni_aug

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

mobby_6kl posted:

The translation is obviously pretty lovely but vaguely accurate. It's written in a very casual, non diplomat-speak manner. I doubt the actual document is legit, but if it is the mayor of a city district doesn't have much of a role in foreign policy anyway.

The background btw is that a senator went to Taiwan with a delegation of politicians, scientists, culture and business people and China got mad for hurting the feelings of 1.4 billion people. So that's a (fake?) reaction to their reaction.
https://translate.google.com/transl..._zahranicni_aug

Schweik's Taipei Anabasis.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
The mayor of Prague has been absolutely fantastic at calling out the PRC and actually backing it up with what actions he can take, such as switching sister cities from the PRC to Taipei so I can believe he'd straight up send a "go gently caress yourself" letter to the Chinese foreign affairs minister

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

The mayor of Prague has been absolutely fantastic at calling out the PRC and actually backing it up with what actions he can take, such as switching sister cities from the PRC to Taipei so I can believe he'd straight up send a "go gently caress yourself" letter to the Chinese foreign affairs minister.

Note: Pavel Novotny is the mayor of Řeporyje, a municipal district within Prague. The Mayor of Prague is Zdeněk Hřib. Say that three times fast!

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

Kharnifex posted:

I can only hope, this man runs for PM of Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7jOd6HcIY

"If I get elected they will be terrified... I myself will be terrified!"

-coolest man in tokyo

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
New Taiwan passport has a :nice: gently caress you to China.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54001811

quote:

Authorities said the redesign was to stop confusion between its nationals and citizens of China....

The English words Republic of China - Taiwan's official name - will be moved from the top of the cover to instead wrap around the national emblem in a smaller font, and the English word Taiwan will be larger and in bold.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

oohhboy posted:

New Taiwan passport has a :nice: gently caress you to China.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54001811




hell yeah

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
My submission of a grinning Chiang Kai-shek blowing massive ropes all over a warehouse of "liberated" Chinese artefacts was not considered.

:(

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

oohhboy posted:

China is steps up its bullying of Australia.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-53970006


They aren't dumping the wine. If it was that cheap there wouldn't be anything left to export.

lol, maybe don't do everything in your power to piss of a major trading partner.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Scott Morrison frantically pressing a button labelled "crawl up Trump's rear end" while completely ignoring a button labelled "avoid antagonising the largest importer of our minerals"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
It's China. It considers anything other than groveling subservience to be "antagonising"

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Yes the reason people would choose australian wine over chinese is in some way related to its price.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I'unno, I hear renal failure's pretty expensive.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
you aren't experiencing renal failure. red wine red, so red urine. please go home our hospitals are at capacity with patients who are actually experiencing renal failure

bones 4 beginners
Jan 7, 2018

"...a masterpiece that no one can read too often, or admire too much."
Lol an old guy took a box of saliva samples from a hospital that were meant for covid testing. He used it to keep from getting rained on and then left it in a parking garage.

https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1547748-20200904.htm

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bones 4 beginners posted:

Lol an old guy took a box of saliva samples from a hospital that were meant for covid testing. He used it to keep from getting rained on and then left it in a parking garage.

https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1547748-20200904.htm

Stupid, but not quite as stupid as all the lunatics who get into screaming matches with store employees over wearing a mask.

Jacada
Aug 1, 2009

oohhboy posted:

New Taiwan passport has a :nice: gently caress you to China.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54001811




Reintegration of a rebellious province coming soon to a Taiwan near you!

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
TAIWAN NUMBER 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40p3GwVyIY

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