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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It’s the political arm of the AFL union so it was almost guarenteed voting bullshit.

That is a terrible opener tho

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/thegallowboob/status/1300189681489981443?s=20

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/OldPersonOnline/status/1299065723592093697

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

This could be about so many things and be accurate lol. Climate change, wealth inequality, encroaching fascism. Everythings hosed!!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Idgi. What am I missing?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:

Idgi. What am I missing?

Realizing she's taking a beer selfie in her work uniform

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
We Catholics are so allowed to drink

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Pick posted:

We Catholics are so allowed to drink

I remember having to explain to my then girlfriend that my cousin's wedding would have an open bar. She didn't understand how I could be so sure. It wasn't until we sat through the wedding that she understood. My Aunt wanted a thirty minute mass instead of the usual fifteen that will be tacked on to the wedding ceremony. You'd think those extra 15 minutes wouldn't matter much. But they did. Oh god did they.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/_cckirby/status/1300159869689958404?s=20

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/IDMGreg/status/1300123551001968641?s=19

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


This is an ideal moment for me to share the time that a load of nuns sang about how handsome I am https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1133685938205450241?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Flint_Paper posted:

This is an ideal moment for me to share the time that a load of nuns sang about how handsome I am https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1133685938205450241?s=19

That many women telling you that you're handsome? You must have pulled that day.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Thomamelas posted:

I remember having to explain to my then girlfriend that my cousin's wedding would have an open bar. She didn't understand how I could be so sure. It wasn't until we sat through the wedding that she understood. My Aunt wanted a thirty minute mass instead of the usual fifteen that will be tacked on to the wedding ceremony. You'd think those extra 15 minutes wouldn't matter much. But they did. Oh god did they.

Having been to a couple of Catholic funerals, holy poo poo are you not joking.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Intoluene posted:

Having been to a couple of Catholic funerals, holy poo poo are you not joking.

I went to a full on nuptial mass once. The thing went on forever, hour and a half or something? Bunch of us had gone to the pub next door beforehand so it was a bit of a struggle, both with bladder control and concentration. I was sat next to a drunk royal marine who kept making inappropriate comments about the priest so that didnt help.

When we came out the bride went "well that was a bit loving long wasn't it".

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/DrLindseyFitz/status/1300353374269984769?s=20

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/gregmlarsen/status/1300298591051735040?s=20

https://twitter.com/gregmlarsen/status/1300326879614791680?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 13:53 on Aug 31, 2020

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Tauruses are supposed to be good with the ladies, iirc. In any case it's absolutely "I'm a taurus."

WRONG, I just found a site that has all the closed captioning for an episode including the theme song and it's "ice on my fingers and my toes and all my toys" and I've never heard Tauruses are supposed to be good with the ladies, are you a taurus or something, are you trying to make this a thing

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




We need to get to the bottom of this. Somebody tweet Schoolly D.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/1300106675374833674

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Accidentally admitting the administrative and political levels of unions are a career dependent on continuing worker inequality.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1300425191588278273

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Flint_Paper posted:

This is an ideal moment for me to share the time that a load of nuns sang about how handsome I am https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1133685938205450241?s=19

That one nun throwing up the horns.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Pick posted:

We Catholics are so allowed to drink

I grew up thinking all modern churches used grape juice and just called it wine these days, but it turns out our priest was a recovering alcoholic.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1300126997759303680

https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1299746798966173696

https://twitter.com/wonderella/status/1300188041580085256

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Pick posted:

We Catholics are so allowed to drink

My girlfriend grew up in the prairies so her encounters with "religious people" were mostly Mormons and Witnesses and she assumed most others followed the same rules. No drinking, no dancing, no partying and all that.

She was astonished when I told her our Anglican minister was invited to my grandmother's house regularly for dinner, after which he'd drink beer and play cards with my grandpa, dad, and uncles.

*bows head solemnly* Matthew 15:11–18

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

How do you keep a Baptist from drinking at your party? Invite two.

Why don't Baptists gently caress standing up? Someone might see them and think they are dancing.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
What’s the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

How deep they bury their beer.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Someone from my hometown was excommunicated from the local Jehovah's Witnesses church because someone posted a picture of her on Facebook at a shed party with a beer in hand.

https://twitter.com/leeunkrich/status/1300090353064714241

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/bennoclout/status/1300196195088949248?s=12

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Vitt2tsnoc/status/1300354645743763456

Indeed.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Meh I had to look up what happened on that date and yeah I remember but meh

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/tessplease/status/1300485971121639424

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Click Here if you are under 30 and/or just kinda dumb: its the death of Princess Diana

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

CommonShore posted:

Meh I had to look up what happened on that date and yeah I remember but meh

Oh I totally didn't, I thought it was a troll thing lol.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

It's one of the first major news stories I remember hearing, but I don't remember at all where I was or what I was doing when I heard about it.

I do remember hanging out at my cousin's house during the televised funeral though.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I had to look up what happened that day but after that I remember hearing about it.

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Aug 31, 2020

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

This is the Most UK Tweet.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I was wandering around n. argyle street in Chicago with friends looking for margarita makings late at night when I started hearing about that from news vendors we were passing. Honestly it was weird, she was such constant of UK/Irish pop culture reporting at the time that her dying so suddenly was really really odd.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!




Oh hell yeah, I remember that day. I finally got GoldenEye on N64 that weekend, and my friends and I were trying to get that stupid Facility cheat.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Takoluka posted:

Oh hell yeah, I remember that day. I finally got GoldenEye on N64 that weekend, and my friends and I were trying to get that stupid Facility cheat.

Good god, I remember I'd just come back from that summer in Chicago , went to a party, got home after not sleeping for 3 days and had the choice of a. sleeping or b. going into the city to buy Turok for the absurdly overpriced n64 we'd bought without any games.

I went and got Turok, got home and sat like a cabbage looking at the AMAZING water effects.

Honestly, I regret nothing.

(If I had been the one paying full price for the n64 I would have regretted plenty)

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mak0rz posted:

Someone from my hometown was excommunicated from the local Jehovah's Witnesses church because someone posted a picture of her on Facebook at a shed party with a beer in hand.

https://twitter.com/leeunkrich/status/1300090353064714241

Are they going to dip their pizza in ranch dressing? And you people think pineapple on pizza is wrong.

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