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"Today I'm interviewing Jack Crabb, the oldest man in the world at age 121" With a calendar on the wall that says 2111
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burial posted:“Today, I’m interviewing Gerald Jones. At 127 years old, he is the last man alive to be born in the twentieth century.” perfect. if the punchline clarified what was hidden in the setup, but subverted expectations with the whole 90's kids remember, it would be a fine joke.
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Hirayuki posted:My son used the phrase "music from the 1900s" the other day and it killed me. He said he didn't want to say "music of the 20th century," but I'm not sure how that's worse. Don't worry, I have faith that your son will grow up to be one of those YouTube commenters going "I was born in 2010 but I like this music so much better than my own generation's stuff!!!" Which still puts him far above the ones going "LIKE IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS IN 2020"
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Phlegmish posted:Don't worry, I have faith that your son will grow up to be one of those YouTube commenters going "I was born in 2010 but I like this music so much better than my own generation's stuff!!!" Kyle's first words were "SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON"
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Hirayuki posted:My son used the phrase "music from the 1900s" the other day and it killed me. He said he didn't want to say "music of the 20th century," but I'm not sure how that's worse. This guy is a poo poo contrarian, I've got to say.
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Paladinus posted:This guy is a poo poo contrarian, I've got to say. I think he's a good one 
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Captain Hygiene posted:I think he's a good one Look,I came in here for an argument! Just being contrarian to everything I say is not an argument!
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Paladinus posted:This guy is a poo poo contrarian, I've got to say.  Captain Hygiene posted:I think he's a good one
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Captain Hygiene posted:I think he's a good one I disagree. It would be very easy for a true contrarian to downplay the value of their perceived contribution to society and play it off as being a devils advocate
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:oh cool you want more Megg Mogg and Owl, you could have just said my friend!! I can relate.
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drat, that bit about him making it to 137, figured there would be an Only 90's kid joke in there, but no.
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat, that bit about him making it to 137, figured there would be an Only 90's kid joke in there, but no. None of us is making it to 137. I'm shocked we made it to 37
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RFC2324 posted:None of us is making it to 137. I'm shocked we made it to 37 Speak for yourself old man.
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I already fixed it before posting.
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RFC2324 posted:Last person born in the 90s isn't going to be old enough to remember them, since they will only have been a few minutes old when they ended You say that like it's in any way a barrier to them sharing "90s kids" poo poo.
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Phlegmish posted:Don't worry, I have faith that your son will grow up to be one of those YouTube commenters going "I was born in 2010 but I like this music so much better than my own generation's stuff!!!" I was brought here by Pewdiepie!
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Only 90's kids will remember the heat wave of July 1995, where it went over 40 degrees celsius in Kansas City, Missouri.
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*'80s kids start yelling what does that temperature scale even mean, just say it was in the hundreds like God intended*
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I remember when it was over -39 no wait uhh under -39 here when I was a kid in the 80s. That's pretty cold for the coast. PE class looked like a bunch of Bibendums were trying to play ice-hockey. Anyway Jon drank dog nut lmao.
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Re: jon drinking dog semen. He seems to be enjoying his cup in the second panel, thinking it to be coffee when it is really dog semen. What does that say about Jon's usual coffee order? Surely he should have realized that something was wrong by either the temperature or consistency of the semen. But he only realizes his mistake when the vet tells him.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Re: jon drinking dog semen. How do you know dog nut doesn't taste like a good cup of joe?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:How do you know dog nut doesn't taste like a good cup of joe? Mods, we got a MorallyInept re-reg here!
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Guys just write up a special order to the dick sucking factory and fax it.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Re: jon drinking dog semen. The folks behind the counter at the coffee shop he goes to REALLY don't like him
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CJacobs posted:The folks behind the counter at the coffee shop he goes to like him WAAAAAY too much Ftfy
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CJacobs posted:The folks behind the counter at the coffee shop he goes to REALLY don't like him
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BrigadierSensible posted:Re: jon drinking dog semen. He likes his coffee like he likes his dog cum. Extra creamy.
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Paladinus posted:He likes his coffee like he likes his dog cum. Extra creamy. Garfield is orange Liz is so dreamy Jon likes his coffee White and quite creamy
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Only 90's kids will remember the heat wave of July 1995, where it went over 40 degrees celsius in Kansas City, Missouri. 
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Volcott posted:Another scorcher! Cool!
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