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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a.lo posted:

i don’t think donald trump knows or ever played chess

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Flavius Aetass posted:

this soup is for my family :colbert:

the good family soup

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Half ownership in a couple condos or whatever in Hawaii that just yield 100k profit per year is like approaching god tier to people like this. The economy is a huge firehose and you want to be that dog going WHARGARBL

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

lol david blaine, that dudes still around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwzvNAAqH3g&feature=youtu.be

mystes
May 31, 2006

a.lo posted:

i don’t think donald trump knows or ever played chess
God you guys are a tough crowd. First you don't like Trump's police shooting / golf metaphor and now you don't like his chess metaphor either?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301150012194332672?s=19

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

all the math a good chess player is thinking while playing

Willzilla
Aug 16, 2006

Rawr
kinda hosed up that there are 3 trumptembers in a year

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





wheres the lie

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


Gone already

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Nancy Pelosi will never be President now

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lmao what weak poo poo is this. just set up vaccine/voting combo booths

a vote for trumo gets you the vaccy!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




soup

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

has anyone asked trumped how is he so smart?

I've researched this extensively and this is what I've discovered:

it's the brain power.
he has a special brain.
he's like a very smart person.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


ok this one made me laugh

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i hope trumo gets the first dose of vaccine and it makes his skin slough away

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

The Alpha Centauri posted:

what did she say

Apparently she was comparing right wing terrorism (that he arguably provoked) to terrorism in the Middle East region. To which he lights on the excuse to accuse the news carrier, MSNBC, of racism.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Squizzle posted:

trump does not know how to play chess. sad

trumo and pence staring at the board, trying to figure out why the queen is more powerful than the horses and buildings

mystes
May 31, 2006

Trump is like a virus that isn't actually sentient but has evolved to be able to respond to each situation in the precise way necessary to destroy America and so can be imagine as being "smart" even though he isn't actually alive and doesn't have a brain (the "intentional stance").

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


TRUMP!
(Click of escape hatch seal)

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



soup bags

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

petit choux posted:

Apparently she was comparing right wing terrorism (that he arguably provoked) to terrorism in the Middle East region. To which he lights on the excuse to accuse the news carrier, MSNBC, of racism.

not totally unfair comparison imo just a little hyperbolic

we haven't reached that scale and there also isn't a foreign power(yet), droning american weddings

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/jake_bittle/status/1301143849746694145

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
big bags of rocks. and they lay it on the ground, and the palestinian kids take it and start throwing it at our soldiers

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Squizzle posted:

i hope trumo gets the first dose of vaccine and it makes his skin slough away

he's gotta be so mad that pelosi got it first

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

mystes posted:

Trump is like a virus that isn't actually sentient but has evolved to be able to respond to each situation in the precise way necessary to destroy America and so can be imagine as being "smart" even though he isn't actually alive and doesn't have a brain (the "intentional stance").

good post/avatar combo

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mystes posted:

God you guys are a tough crowd. First you don't like Trump's police shooting / golf metaphor and now you don't like his chess metaphor either?

well he's not very good with them

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

K9 posted:

galenanorth's neighbour sounds like a real piece of work

Yeah, I used to think maybe he was banging on the wall to tell me that I'd done something wrong recently and I should stop, but then during an early March power outage I was in another room and I realized he was lifting weights late at night. At the same time, I'm pretty sure he did something like throw a weight when I burped late at night because he was annoyed. I can't sleep when I'm hyper-aware he's across the wall

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
got my coffee ready, time for TURMP and CSPAM<

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Squizzle posted:

i hope trumo gets the first dose of vaccine and it makes his skin slough away

i hope it makes him start growing into a huge mound of mutating flesh like tetsuo and he consumes the city, country, and world

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio



lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

the milk machine posted:

i hope it makes him start growing into a huge mound of mutating flesh like tetsuo and he consumes the city, country, and world

finally home, warm and safe in the nussy

mystes
May 31, 2006

Bearjew posted:

soup bags
Not much, what soup with you?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dems are done.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

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