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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/FootballCliches/status/1298640381295329282?s=20

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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.



https://twitter.com/ianwright0/status/1298690318376853504?s=21

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I bet those fifteen and a half thousand replies are quite something

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




jesus WEP posted:

I bet those fifteen and a half thousand replies are quite something

I am glad the embed works because I am absolutely loving not clicking through.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The replies are actually...very cordial. They are all praising change and saying how good of a pundit Alex and Micah are.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Alex tbh would be wasted on Soccer Saturday, I’m not sure her skill for research and putting forward a solid line of thought would be used to its fullest when her entire job is looking at a screen and saying OH

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I'm always quite ashamed of the fact that I laughed when Ian Wright left the BBC because he said he was fed up of being told to be a comedy jester instead of a proper pundit with thoughts and views, thinking 'yeah of course you are Ian, remember when you said that anyone who turned down an England cap should be forced to apologise to a soldier'. And then it turned out he was right all along and he's actually really good

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/chvapulinhoo/status/1298879605890322433

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That kit rules, I’d wear the TP kit

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/FCTimeNations/status/1299258405660565505?s=20

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Typical South American strikers using their hands when they aren't supposed to.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

CyberPingu posted:

Typical South American strikers using their hands when they aren't supposed to.

Bet he counted it as a goal too.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



This kid just did this for my local club

https://twitter.com/FUTVCR/status/1299836654362951681

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Phwoar, he absolutely wrecks number 3.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




new Squires is up and a former bald fail mod would love it

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

God drat these are always great.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


The good old days, when the best keepers were a C cup.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I feel like giant comedy shorts that come up to your chest and still don't show any of your legs are ready for a comeback

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Michael Owen is now a beer in China.



E:




Hello my name is Michael Owen. I do not understand movies as a concept but I like horses.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Sep 2, 2020

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




I bet it's hoppy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

I wonder which one is Bill 'Fatty' Foulke

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




vyelkin posted:

I wonder which one is Bill 'Fatty' Foulke

Turn your monitor off

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/GarethBale11/status/1301240980063088641?s=20

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That's a lot of effort to hide a bald spot.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


vyelkin posted:

I wonder which one is Bill 'Fatty' Foulke

the manager

oh you meant in the photo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Shrapnig posted:

That's a lot of effort to hide a bald spot.

Well he's got a lot of free time :shrug:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Do they ever say which one was Bill "Fatty" Fourke?

e: gently caress, I somehow made my dumb joke 12 hours after it was already done

sticksy fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Sep 3, 2020

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Had to look him up to see if he was the guy who deliberately snapped the crossbar to cause a game to be called off (he was) and came across this story:

quote:

At the end of the first match in the 1902 FA Cup Final, Foulke protested to the officials that Southampton's equalising goal should not have been allowed. Foulke left his dressing room unclothed and pursued the referee, Tom Kirkham, who took refuge in a broom cupboard. Foulke had to be stopped by a group of F.A. officials from wrenching the cupboard door from its hinges to reach the hapless referee.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Had to look him up to see if he was the guy who deliberately snapped the crossbar to cause a game to be called off (he was) and came across this story:

Holy poo poo, Tony Pulis has nothing on Big Bill

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao Big Bill Foulke owned

quote:

He then moved to Chelsea for a fee of £50 and was made club captain. Foulke by now was remarkably temperamental. If he thought his defenders were not trying hard enough, he would walk off the field. Opposing forwards who incurred his displeasure would be picked up and thrown bodily into his goal. He was, however, a great crowd puller, and Chelsea decided to exploit this. To draw even more attention to his size, they placed two small boys behind his goal in an effort to distract the opposition even more. The boys would sometimes run and return the ball when it went out of play, and quite by accident, ball boys came into being.[8]

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Brings a certain level of poetry to Hazard kicking that Swansea ballboy now.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUZCyeyiZI

Amazing goal by one of the worst fullbacks ive ever seen play (the goal gets called off initially then var confirms it).

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Matt LeTissier is REAL ANGRY about being forced to wear masks, and chose a shall we say unfortunate way to express it.

https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/1301781225582014465

Jesus loving christ what a bellend.

E: looks like he's deleted the tweet, but Google's got it.



Click for big

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Sep 4, 2020

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


:ohno:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Of all the soccer saturday bods Le Tiss was the last one I expected to go full police state. I was so sure it would be Merson

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Der Shovel posted:

Matt LeTissier is REAL ANGRY about being forced to wear masks, and chose a shall we say unfortunate way to express it.

https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/1301781225582014465

Jesus loving christ what a bellend.

E: looks like he's deleted the tweet, but Google's got it.



A less squinty version.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Oh hey guys it's OK, we were just taking it out of context and misunderstanding. He didn't invoke a girl who was murdered by nazis to support his views of not wearing a mask to spite the libs and laugh at people calling him out on it. Apparently.

https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/1301856100359245829

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
"Obviously taken out of context"

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
That feeling when you retweet an obvious bot spreading dumb agitprop further burying your career.

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