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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Arsenic Lupin posted:

61, and my kids turned me on to it.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:47

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/katiezoeb/status/1292463679716425732

What

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:05

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

Lesbians.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:07

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

(there are some things you might want to do with a person that are liable to cause injury if you have long nails)

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:07

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

Unfortunate self-own.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:08

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/algreen/status/1301151947437887491

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:13

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I am so mad at you all for explaining it :mad:

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:16

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

Lignum vitae was in West Side Story?

You�re thinking of ligma vitae

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:17

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

lol

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:33

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

I could be all like "trap sprung" but honestly? I thought everyone would get that.

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1301200672373772288

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:41

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I am so mad at you all for explaining it

Yeah, way to spill the lesbeans, jerks.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:49

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah, way to spill the lesbeans, jerks.

the explanation was pretty schlick, though

# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:56

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/ComfyBasilisk/status/1301018562560102400

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:01

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah, way to spill the lesbeans, jerks.

Is it cheating if you just have long nails sometimes and have had the same complaint :v:

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:04

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

That�s just self lesbians

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:13

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Captain Monkey posted:

That�s just self lesbians

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:36

StillFullyTerrible: Feb 16, 2020; you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Captain Monkey posted:

That�s just self lesbians

pretty sure owlfancier is a dude

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:39

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Yes that was what I was going for though it's funnier that it's easier to guess I'm a lady than that I sometimes have long nails lol.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:49

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:54

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/kawaiitlyn/status/1300689418961915904

# ? Sep 2, 2020 23:21

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Cocaine Bear posted:

Ooooh, I got one. Old Can Pol thread title.

Alberta is a province in Canada and everyone there loves hockey. The two NHL teams are the Calgary Flames and the Edmonton Oilers. Fort Mac is an oil town in the northern tar sands of the province (and basically a symbol to humanity's hubris and distain for the environment). A massive forest fire forced the town of 80k or so to evacuate as it rolled over and burned half the place to the ground.

Flames 1 - Oilers 0

yeah, it's really common for sports teams to be named after a disaster that hit the area.

You've got the San Jose Earthquakes, the Chicago Fire, the Carolina Hurricanes, the New York Jets...

# ? Sep 2, 2020 23:27

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Dr Christmas posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1301029076929515522

I've never watched Death Note but I feel I now have the gist of it well enough

# ? Sep 2, 2020 23:44

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1301260389854908417

# ? Sep 2, 2020 23:47

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Memento posted:

I've never watched Death Note but I feel I now have the gist of it well enough

It�s fun, but all the good stuff is in the first half tbh.

Hell, the best moment imo was in the second episode

# ? Sep 3, 2020 00:18

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/pienar/status/1300647247508430848?s=19

# ? Sep 3, 2020 00:22

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

That's why I ride share whenever I need to dump a body.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 00:24

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That's why I ride share whenever I need to dump a body.

Eh, that's a scam. They end up charging you per body, not per living body.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 00:27

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

christmas boots posted:

It�s fun, but all the good stuff is in the first half tbh.

Hell, the best moment imo was in the second episode

That scene they are spoofing owns and it�s in the last episode

# ? Sep 3, 2020 00:56

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Yeah ok the ending is pretty good I�ll admit

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:04

God Hole: Mar 2, 2016

Picnic Princess posted:

i've always been a middle finger / ring finger combo guy myself, haven't yet incorporated the index finger

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:34

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

You're giving up a lot of extra control for a little bit of extra penetration imo

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:37

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

God Hole posted:

i've always been a middle finger / ring finger combo guy myself, haven't yet incorporated the index finger

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:40

Trapick: Apr 17, 2006

God Hole posted:

i've always been a middle finger / ring finger combo guy myself, haven't yet incorporated the index finger

I'm a bit surprised by the right hand only, you gotta be able to switch it up.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:04

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Trapick posted:

I'm a bit surprised by the right hand only, you gotta be able to switch it up.

If you're good enough you can finish before your hand gets tired.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:26

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

If you use your wanking hand it should already have excellent stamina :v:

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:30

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

If you use your wanking hand it should already have excellent stamina

Depends on how much of a disappointment you are.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:38

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

Captain Monkey posted:

Depends on how much of a disappointment you are.

he said, posting on something awful

# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:15

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Super Soaker Party! posted:

he said, posting on something awful

If there's one thing goons are good at, it's using their wanking hand

# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:36

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/kawaiitlyn/status/1300689418961915904?s=21

# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:02

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:04

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/kawaiitlyn/status/1300689418961915904?s=21

that's already been posted on this page fyi

# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:11

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