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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/1301720560506941442?s=20

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



interesting that the president chose to use a 4-2 ellipsis pattern in these tweets instead of the traditional 3-3. let's go to our q-anon analysts to see what this means

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Somebody post that shop with crying Meghan and the waiter, you know the one

It’s bizarre and delightful

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Plinkey posted:

hahahahah im still laughing

me, since February


e: poo poo wrong thread.

me, since 2016

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
I suppose the insane bit is that this had to be reported and its being treated breathlessly

like

loving duh Trump said that

these goddamn brain dead morons are so loving decorum poisoned

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

plinkey spread cream cheese on the hotdog

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

idk kinda think that the trump campaign and apparatus having a meltdown and flooding the zone means that they think they can't bury this story

dunno if it actually means anything but it sure is interesting

you cant hit trump on character because no one (outside of q goobers) is voting for his moral virtue

people are voting for a mix of strong daddy, unregulated capitalism, and being-republican-as-an-identity

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




oh they found the guy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

plinkey spread cream cheese on the hotdog

wtf no, cream cheese is gross

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Squizzle posted:

you cant hit trump on character because no one (outside of q goobers) is voting for his moral virtue

people are voting for a mix of strong daddy, unregulated capitalism, and being-republican-as-an-identity

people are voting for triggering the libs

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
you have come to a world called turmp *coke zero can opening*

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Plinkey posted:

wtf no, cream cheese is gross

pffft wrong about cheese again!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Plinkey posted:

wtf no, cream cheese is gross

it has its uses, honestly

e: consider a hypothetical comparison to Cheese Whiz for example

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DarkEuphoria posted:

pffft wrong about cheese again!

i dont like dry cheese

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/RonBrownstein/status/1301718551049297922

lmao MIC mad

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i'm not a cream cheese fan either

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I like the turmps that don’t deny it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




god that butter chicken is so good

its worth throwing back the fistful of lactase to digest it

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

“look, I brought his lifeless corpse in a CASKET THIS TIME ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?”

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

it would be pretty funny if they laid it out this way to get him doing a denial, then released audio tape or unveiled a witness or something lol

it's an easy trap to spring because trump will always deny everything anyway so you may as well make him look extra stupid in the process

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

chris progressing nicely towards full nihilism. i will welcome him when he arrives.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well imma go get high and figure out how to withdraw this money

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

GrimGypsy posted:

it would be pretty funny if they laid it out this way to get him doing a denial, then released audio tape or unveiled a witness or something lol

it's an easy trap to spring because trump will always deny everything anyway so you may as well make him look extra stupid in the process

if they have someone like kelly willing to go on the record it'll be delightful chaos until trump nukes canada to distract us from the story

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

BeefThief posted:

according to 18 seconds on twitter it looks like the president called dead veterans losers? we'll be back with more, right after this break

idgi I go to arlington all the time to tell at the confederate graves about what stupid idiot cuck losers they are

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1301721756051419136?s=20

jfc

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

i feel like you could substitute "re-election" with basically anything here ("recent polling", "Kavanaugh confirmation", "North Korea talks", "return of 2 for $5 Big Mac or Fish Filet deal") and this tweet could have come from any day in the past 3 years

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DarkEuphoria posted:

pffft wrong about cheese again!

next time you make a BLT, add cream cheese to it. trust me on this.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Plinkey posted:

hahahahhahahahahah






I'm glad there's a game 7 but just lol if they go to the ECF.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Marx Headroom posted:

i feel like you could substitute "re-election" with basically anything here ("recent polling", "Kavanaugh confirmation", "North Korea talks", "return of 2 for $5 Big Mac or Fish Filet deal") and this tweet could have come from any day in the past 3 years

Mr. Trump, emboldened by his latest conquest of the toilet, has decided to leave NATO

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Plinkey posted:

hahahahhahahahahah






the philadelphia flyers are dogshit garbage

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Please continue throwing the Secret Service under the bus ty

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

I'm a wet cheese fan

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



FAUXTON posted:

idgi I go to arlington all the time to tell at the confederate graves about what stupid idiot cuck losers they are

why are there confederate graves in arlington?

do they have any ISIS graves?

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

Mr. Trump, emboldened by his latest conquest of the toilet, has decided to leave NATO

droppin a turdpt

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



trnl

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Robert Plant posted:

Somebody post that shop with crying Meghan and the waiter, you know the one

It’s bizarre and delightful

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

goth smoking cloves posted:

I'm a wet cheese fan

welcome to the resitance

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



lol doing a press conference in the dark

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


There she is!

Outstanding

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

The President could really use a friend right now

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