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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

paranoid randroid posted:

oh cool he was killed by members of a "federal fugitive task force"

so a DOJ hitsquad

neat

what? he wasn't killed BY them, he was killed by unspecified means when they were around. sheesh.

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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
"an antifa supporter"

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
bs and awful.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
https://twitter.com/curiouszelda/status/1301611052677955585?s=21

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


this just means they know absolutely nothing

if cops were smart they’d claim it was a suicide

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

what? he wasn't killed BY them, he was killed by unspecified means when they were around. sheesh.

sorry, "hitsquad-adjacent incident resulting in death"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

oh cool he was killed by members of a "federal fugitive task force"

so a DOJ hitsquad

neat

:waycool:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1301735314310955014

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
no way the president is gonna be wriggling out of this one no sir

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

paranoid randroid posted:

sorry, "hitsquad-adjacent incident resulting in death"

thank u, we can't rush to using active language to describe inexplicable events like this

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Schmoe Cwead posted:

no way the president is gonna be wriggling out of this one no sir

I can at least say it will be a hell of a wriggle

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
beginning to think the US Federal government is a little fash yall

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



gently caress's sake, Federation media, ask him about the lights!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



gonna be great when the press spends the next several days not taking about the president clearly reenacting obama watching the bin laden raid on a tv with an american citizen and instead about how he was mean to john mccain again

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



you guys sure do get mad about reporters only reporting things they've managed to confirm with sources

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

this just means they know absolutely nothing

if cops were smart they’d claim it was a suicide

I think we are entering the part where they want everyone to understand it was a murder

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

tacodaemon posted:

you guys sure do get mad about reporters only reporting things they've managed to confirm with sources

the mainstream US press doesn't consider anyone not physically in the white house a source soooooo

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Samurai Sanders posted:

I guess I still can't predict what's going to get play on Fox News and thus rise to Trump's attention, because I didn't think that thing about the loser troops would get there. He has said and done things like that lots of times.

its the same response as the kid who is caught with his hand in the cookie jar

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

there used to be this fuckin amazing butcher in cambridge, like if you were walking from the yard toward that nice liquor store in somerville it would be on the right-hand side of the street. savenors

just the absolute best source of dead flesh

whoa

do you still live in Boston, ya Harvard nerd?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i have confirmed w multiple highly-placed sources that trumo is lumpy and has a lumpy rear end

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i like having a large beer and a mac and cheese in grendel's den in cambridge

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
started this week with $100

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




neutral milf hotel posted:

whoa

do you still live in Boston, ya Harvard nerd?

no not anymore

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


tacodaemon posted:

you guys sure do get mad about reporters only reporting things they've managed to confirm with sources


yeah it fucks with me when headlines change by the second time
I see them, just trying to make sure I’m sane

truntp

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

emfive posted:

That Atlantic article is not entirely correct. The Americans in WW1 did not really intervene "on the side of the Allies" as much as they intervened against the same enemy of the Allies.

The WW1 monuments in France are touching, lonely places, at least the ones I've seen.

The US had to protect its investments

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Acelerion posted:

I think we are entering the part where they want everyone to understand it was a murder

but do they want to brag about it and publicly state they went full ruby ridge or say he commit suicide via 2 bullets to the head and 30 in the back?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol trump is pretty loving awesome disparaging "loser" troops that get caught, died or maimed while killing brown kids

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Plinkey posted:

started this week with $100



drat keep hitting the add funds button

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



the dude who got killed got pulled over for illegally drag racing at over 100 mph, under the influence, with a loaded and unregistered firearm in the car, and the cops just let him go home apparently? lol even for a white guy that doesn't seem possible

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Didn't he say that poo poo during the last campaign? What's everyone so surprised about?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/halfmadeup/status/1301674473347670016

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

foone is a pro-follow account

they made the death generator site, which I used to make this gem



https://deathgenerator.com/

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1301740079941996544?s=20

wow so weird

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Schnorkles posted:

i like having a large beer and a mac and cheese in grendel's den in cambridge

how large is large?

have you ever had an "LBJ" mac and cheese (lobster, bacon, and jalapeño)?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


quote:

One of the victims claimed Calloway promised the books would be bound in leather by hand. The book, being sold on fark.com, was also supposed to be embossed with an image of Joe Biden's face in gold leaf on the cover.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

lol the democrats are trying to incite a military coup xD

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol


https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1301721881339408384

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/JesseLehrich/status/1301719864042807297?s=19


lmfao

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

i like having a large beer and a mac and cheese in grendel's den in cambridge

yeah that's a good place

Squizzle posted:

no not anymore

fuckin' townie

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

lol the democrats are trying to incite a military coup xD

a classics a classic!!

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