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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Hatebag posted:

Yeah great he'll get so mad both his eyes will explode with blood

Any fantasies of Biden clocking Trump are ignoring how decrepit Biden's body is.

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Maria Juana
May 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Joe is coming with a chain and he's ready to grapple with Cornpop v 2.0

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
man these debates are gonna loving rule

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump Thread starting to come around on Biden



i like it

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Bethamphetamine posted:

Any fantasies of Biden clocking Trump are ignoring how decrepit Biden's body is.

trump is a massive coward and will flee in abject terror if biden comes at him, providing us all with tremendous content, especially he trips over his stroked-out limbs

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

paranoid randroid posted:

man these debates are gonna loving rule

there's going to be a lot of unintelligible yelling and i hope someone throws a chair

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Gringostar posted:

if biden just trolls the right while kamala locks all the trump up i might consider voting for them in 4 years

issuing a correction on a previous post of mine regarding voting for biden. i will not, under any circumstances "consider voting for them"

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

lol

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

man these debates are gonna loving rule

2 senile old man debating each other in front of a stadium of holograms hell yes this is the future i signed up for

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
two old morons hopped up on sudafed and illegal boner medicine screaming nonsense at each other

the sound of a bunch of crushed up sleeping pills being mixed into a glass of vodka on a national level

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

Man Musk posted:

wot r u having

whisky sour

Schnorkles posted:

please act in a healthy manner

an afternoon drink is not by its nature unhealthy, but i hope you take time for your body and liver to rest and heal and maybe have some exercise

I will consider this after the Trump administration

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
listen here jack, it's a felony, and that's why I'm best equipped to you you you you know the thing

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
blue city diesel and thps remake is a good start to a holiday weekend

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

paranoid randroid posted:

two old morons hopped up on sudafed and illegal boner medicine screaming nonsense at each other

the sound of a bunch of crushed up sleeping pills being mixed into a glass of vodka on a national level

Chuck Todd coming on afterwards, "I think the president made some very good points between the garbled offerings of the 14 words"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Gringostar posted:

if biden is going to troll the right like this i might actually not hate him as president

he's been a candidate for president for a year and a half and he's had one good line, lets not start popping off champagne just yet

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


yummy

both U.S. presidential candidates are teetotalers :(

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

Schmoe Cwead posted:

blue city diesel and thps remake is a good start to a holiday weekend

gently caress thank you for reminding me *logs off of slack*

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I love it when decrepit neoliberal ghouls whisper me the crime words like 'felony' and 'misdemeanor'

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301937404991987713?s=19

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
figures the only time joe biden actually gets mad at trump is for disrespecting troops

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




im a big supporter, of cspam

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1301929380655042571

joe biden in september of 2020: woah this trump guy might not be all that great

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1301937336909955072

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Mayor Dave is not a real mayor!

Also his name isn't Dave!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Biden only got 190 cop endorsements to trymps 355,000, SAD

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





dws as effective as ever

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



absolutely cannot wait for two sundowning rapists to face off in the world's first televised chair-loving contest

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
storming up to the post office window and demanding to speak with their manager

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/SeanMcElwee/status/1301938549479145474


:shepicide:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

not a huge fan of data for progress tbh

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/marykbruce/status/1301929350233763845
lmao if he brings this up in the debates biden actually might get physical with him

remember during the debate in 2012 when paul ryan told a story about how mitt helped a family after a car accident to try and rile biden up?

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Biden trolling Qanon is cool and good

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
BLUUUUUUUE TEXXXAS

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i aint 'fraid of no monkeys

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



McElwee had some good polling in the early primaries I think but hes 100% selling out harder than even Shaun King and trying to build a brand the establishment embraces. If you mention abolishing ICE now he will instantly block you lmao

Probably angling for some of the piles of cash the dems plan on spending in Texas for stupid reasons

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
after 2020 biden will have blew texas :rimshot:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

McElwee had some good polling in the early primaries I think but hes 100% selling out harder than even Shaun King and trying to build a brand the establishment embraces. If you mention abolishing ICE now he will instantly block you lmao

Probably angling for some of the piles of cash the dems plan on spending in Texas for stupid reasons

He's a shameless grifter sellout, for instance the pod jons use his polls all the time

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



oh god are we doing blue texas again

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Schnorkles posted:

not a huge fan of data for progress tbh

How do you feel about the polling for Arizona?

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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