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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

ONE MALL

THE WORLD

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That is a terrible black metal band logo. I can actually read that!

("One Man Against the World", in case anyone's wondering)

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Boy, that sure is a whole ton of dicks on that man.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Also, this is insanely not work safe for incredibly detailed vagina tattoo

https://i.imgur.com/UmYMPqY.mp4

Memento has a new favorite as of 10:53 on Sep 2, 2020

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Memento posted:

vag tattoo

for when you absolutely, positively never EVER want to be employable in any meaningful sense ever again

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The guy with that tattoo was never employable to begin with. The tattoo just helps us all to figure that out more quickly.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

for when you absolutely, positively never EVER want to be employable in any meaningful sense ever again

What if you’re a gynecologist?

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
That's an excellent tattoo shame about the subject matter

Miaou
Jun 13, 2008
Why.... Why is the piercing on the knee?! How is that not going to get forcefully ejected from the body when the leg is bent

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Miaou posted:

Why.... Why is the piercing on the knee?! How is that not going to get forcefully ejected from the body when the leg is bent

Is that not an arm? Also the piercing is tattooed on, its not real

Miaou
Jun 13, 2008
Oh I couldn't tell because it looks like there are other 3 dimensional aspects to the tattoo, as evidenced by where the water trickles when squirted, so I didn't question my brain when it assumed it was real.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




A good tattoo

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A solid 4/5 effort

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Told a patient who'd lost some toes recently, "Well I guess that piggy ain't coming back from market" and they laughed hard!

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

none of the piggies are coming back from market. What do you think happens to the pigs that go to market

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





lol that's awesome, and that's not a sentence i usually want to type out after looking at an image of someone else's feet

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Ignite Memories posted:

none of the piggies are coming back from market. What do you think happens to the pigs that go to market

They go wee wee wee all the way home? And that roast beef came from somewhere.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

They go wee wee wee all the way home? And that roast beef came from somewhere.

Cows

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Wait





whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

I bet he's a micro

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I kinda dig the USB tat

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.


Some folks'll never lose a toe
but then again some folk'll.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

theironjef posted:

Some folks'll never lose a toe
but then again some folk'll.

I’m not sure I get the folk’ll point of your argument here.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I’m not sure I get the folk’ll point of your argument here.

Assuming I'm not getting whooshed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck&t=36s

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/CEuPCgcAwTQ/

Shadownose the Valkyrie

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Voldemort has a sister?

Also nice to see that artist hasn't improved at all, because she's definitely been in this thread a few times.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




whypick1 posted:

Voldemort has a sister?

Also nice to see that artist hasn't improved at all, because she's definitely been in this thread a few times.

Yeah, I followed her cause she's stayed the same level of shittiness lol. Like, I followed her maybe two years ago and she has barely improved :allears:

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


How is that the one you posted and not this one: https://www.instagram.com/p/CEmqo62Aas7/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's one messed up bowling ball

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

why does Paw Paw look like Taron Egerton as a chav from the start of the first Kingsmen movie?

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Uhhh

deedee megadoodoo posted:

How is that the one you posted and not this one: https://www.instagram.com/p/CEmqo62Aas7/

For real, wow

Also E: for sexy mantis liberty

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEUZR6xg3U-/

HungryMedusa has a new favorite as of 02:12 on Sep 5, 2020

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

deedee megadoodoo posted:

How is that the one you posted and not this one: https://www.instagram.com/p/CEmqo62Aas7/

Ah you gently caress I was just gonna post that one.
These bad tattoos are like heroin. I can not get enough.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

shame on an IGA posted:

Some boot at Lejune paid five hundred loving dollars for this:



boot=new Marine recruit

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's almost impressive as to just how off that is from the original.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




"It'll look better when it's colored in!"

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I was on the fence about whether or not this one was actually :nws: but I think I'll just link it for now.

https://i.imgur.com/trGjxrc.png

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