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1) number 2) plural noun 3) verb 4) noun 5) humongous 6) chug 7) gooey 8) duck 9) noun 10) slather 11) verb 12) adverb 13) spilled yogurt on his pants just in time 14) Don Fightmaster 15) noun 16) pick axe 17) noun 18) noun 19) verb updated list for the page
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16 pick axe
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2. greasy grimy gopher guts
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3. insert |
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4. keg |
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15. hoagie
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Here's the one from earlier I didn't post: 1. bristled 2. shadowrunning 3. loving 4. buttholes 5. hot coal spanking machine 6. capybara 7. Doritos Taco Loco 8. ornamental cactus garden 9. geoduck 10. Costco hot dog 11. Cheddar Bay™ biscuits 12. Dank Nugs 13. prosthetic bunghole 14. Creepily 15. Pulsate 16. lube 17. ketamine (To be performed by two bristled people in this room.) Officer: Sir, do you realize how fast you were Shadowrunning? Driver: No, how fast was I loving? Officer: You were going fifty buttholes an hour in a 25 hot coal spanking machine zone. Driver: I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I'm taking my capybara to the hospital. She's about to have a Doritos Locos Taco. Officer: You also went through a red ornamental cactus garden and failed to stop at a geoduckl sign. May I see your driver's Costco Hot Dog? Driver: Yes. Oh, my! I left it in my other pair of Cheddar Bay™ biscuits. You see my wife started to have labor dank nugs, and I wanted to get her to the prosthetic bunghole as creepily as possible. Officer: Your wife? I don't pulsate your wife. Driver: She's right there in the back lube. (Turns.) Oh, my! Would you believe I forgot my ketamine, too!
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50 buttholes an hour is no way 2 go thru life |
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prepuce repurposed posted:50 buttholes an hour is no way 2 go thru life Or is it? 
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I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I'm taking my capybara to the hospital. She's about to have a Doritos Locos Taco.
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nut posted:I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I'm taking my capybara to the hospital. She's about to have a Doritos Locos Taco. I remember my first Doritos Locos Taco! 
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If I went through 50 buttholes an hour, I'd need a prosthetic bunghole, too.
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lol that one was fantastic
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A quick rerail since the list hasn't been updated in a long time and it's on the far side of the latest complete lib. 1) 1492 2) greasy grimy gopher guts 3) insert 4) keg 5) humongous 6) chug 7) gooey 8) duck 9) landfill 10) slather 11) smother 12) defiantly 13) spilled yogurt on his pants just in time 14) Don Fightmaster 15) hoagie 16) pick axe 17) anus 18) laptop 19) spit 18. laptop Also gonna mention again if anyone has ideas to bolster numbers here I'm all ears. Looks like this one is ready for the OP Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Sep 4, 2020
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17. anus
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1) 1492 2) greasy grimy gopher guts 3) keg 4) insert 5) humongous 6) chug 7) gooey 8) duck 9) landfill 10) slather 11) smother 12) defiantly 13) just in time 14) Don Fightmaster 15) hoagie 16) pickaxe 17) anus 18) laptop 19) spit 1492 years ago our greasy grimy gopher guts brought forth on this continent, a new keg, inserted in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created humongous. Now we are chugged in a great gooey war, testing whether that duck, or any duck so inserted and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great landfill of that war...The world will little slather, nor long smother what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here...that we here defiantly resolve that these dead shall not have died just in time -- that this nation, under Don Fightmaster, shall have a new hoagie of freedom -- and that government of the pickaxe, by the anus, for the laptop, shall not spit from the earth. Apologies to my 9th grade history teacher. ---------------- |
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i voted for Don Fightmaster
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all men are created humongous!
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nut posted:all men are created humongous! But some are more humongous than others. ---------------- |
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Cobalt-60 posted:But some are more humongous than others. actually they’re just closer to you
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I'll queue up a new exciting tale! |
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1. Karen 2. Piss 3. Nutty 4. Explode 5. Glory Hole 6. Nutted 7. 6942069420 8. Jerked 9. Verb 10. Adverb 11. Explode 12. Verb 13. Noun 14. Place 15. Noun 16. Nuts 17. Verb Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Sep 5, 2020
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16. nuts
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