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How could a penis be stimulated by such a ridiculously large aperture, I can't believe that made it into production
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The Chad Jihad posted:How could a penis be stimulated by such a ridiculously large aperture, I can't believe that made it into production 
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Sep 5, 2020 03:13
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Alright...what now?
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Sep 5, 2020 03:16
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September 5 is just one of the doomsday dates, they happen every year, is some math thing.
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KoRMaK posted:the flashlight you tell your girl not to worry about did they create an alien dick sucking robot?
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Sep 5, 2020 03:31
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No, it's actually for human dicks
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Sep 5, 2020 03:31
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snergle posted:did they create an alien dick sucking robot? It's just someone in a robot suit
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Sep 5, 2020 03:40
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It looks like one of those machines they showed a while back for, yes, dick suckin. I can't remember what the medical use for them was but that's what they're for.
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Sep 5, 2020 03:42
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Wait, is that robot taking jobs from, or is it what they produce at the dick sucking factory?
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Sep 5, 2020 03:43
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That plumbus is defective.
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redgubbinz posted:Wait, is that robot taking jobs from, or is it what they produce at the dick sucking factory? It's actually the dairy milking machine company; this is just a sideline.
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OwlFancier posted:It looks like one of those machines they showed a while back for, yes, dick suckin. It's the latest and greatest innovation in Andrology in China. It provides relief from the strenuous manual labor required to produce samples of spermatozoa.
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PainterofCrap posted:It's actually the dairy milking machine company; this is just a sideline. https://youtu.be/PLDGoEh7jqA
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Fried Watermelon posted:It's just someone in a robot suit Damnit Cartman
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Elviscat posted:It's the latest and greatest innovation in Andrology in China. It provides relief from the strenuous manual labor required to produce samples of spermatozoa. Ah, by replacing it with the less strenuous but also significantly less appealing manual labour of cleaning the proprietory gently caress robot.
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OwlFancier posted:Ah, by replacing it with the less strenuous but also significantly less appealing manual labour of cleaning the proprietory gently caress robot. Find the right job and you'll never work a day, I agree.
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Azhais posted:September 5 is just one of the doomsday dates, they happen every year, is some math thing. Is this an original doomsday date or one of the ones that's been revised three times already?
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Segmentation Fox posted:I feel like if a bump brings down the entire damned warehouse worth of shelving there may have been some...significant preexisting issues. I did the calculations once when this was new and those shelves are absolutely overloaded.
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I have an irrational level of love for this one, probably because it reminded me of the before times...
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I liked this bit better when it was the Cosby Countdown.
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Ignoranus posted:I liked this bit better when it was the Cosby Countdown. As far as I am aware neither Jonathan Frakes or LeVar Burton are among the most horrifying serial rapists to ever live so this one is much better.
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The Cosby countdown was fun because of the mystery and pointlessness. The Star Trek meme is fun in itself, especially when posted excessively. The countdown did age horribly because of the rape unfortunately.
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The Bloop posted:I was going to gently caress the cheeseburger and talk to the doll, does that change anything?
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I thought the Star Trek one was just simply the new thread reset? Or am I wrong?
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I chuckle literally every time I see the star trek meme get posted here
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If someone edits that Star Trek meme and puts some weird stuff in the image on the monitor, nobody will even notice if it's subtle enough. E: And who's to say this hasn't already happened?
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Carbon dioxide posted:If someone edits that Star Trek meme and puts some weird stuff in the image on the monitor, nobody will even notice if it's subtle enough.
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Right it's been posted enough now that I need my curiosity satisfied. I'm guessing the episode involves them getting stuck in a time loop or some poo poo but what's the actual story?
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bike tory posted:Right it's been posted enough now that I need my curiosity satisfied. I'm guessing the episode involves them getting stuck in a time loop or some poo poo but what's the actual story? They got stuck in a time loop.
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That's pretty much it, they get stuck in a time loop. Some normalish events happen aboard the Enterprise, including Worf, Crusher, Riker and Data playing poker, then the ship investigates a weird anomaly. An old Federation ship emerges from the anomaly on a collision course. Riker orders some action to avoid a collision, but the ships collide and the Enterprise is destroyed. The loop restarts, with Crusher experiencing a feeling of deja vu. The events play out almost exactly as they did before, including the crash, then the loop restarts. The loop repeats until Crusher's sense of deja vu is so strong that she's able to predict the cards Data is about to deal at the poker game. They convene an emergency meeting about the loop, which is where the meme comes from. The episode is resolved by implanting a message into Data's brain that will somehow survive the loop and be passed on to the next iteration. The message is short and very vague, but it's enough to tell Data that Riker is full of poo poo and his plan will fail. Data ignores Riker's order and follows another character's suggestion, which works. The other ship survives and escapes the anomaly, having been trapped in the time loop for 70 years, and the episode ends with Picard welcoming its crew to the 24th century.
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