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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
https://twitter.com/GerryDuggan/status/1302378809207922688?s=20

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HycoCam posted:

Why is the cop drawing his gun?

just his natural resting stance

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Nonsense posted:

lmao oh no this is very good

the COVID cough at the end took this to the next level

some quality satire here

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol what an act

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
:yooge: i like boaters who dont sink

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
okay where does the Trump boats sinking part of the thread start because lmfao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004




BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Nonsense posted:

lmao oh no this is very good

lol holy god i honestly cannot tell if this is parody

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

BUSH 2112 posted:

lol holy god i honestly cannot tell if this is parody

it 100% is but it’s still so good

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

cumshitter posted:

hahaha

man i was really hoping he was going to end it with "and i dont have insurance"

im wondering how insurance is going to handle these claims when people say "the trump fleet sunk my boat by violating wake ordinances." like i dont know how heavily the law gets involved in cases where a boat sinks and theres no clear culprit because you were sailing with a fleet of assholes but if insurance pays out they are definitely going after the other boaters' insurance providers

it's a joke you maroons

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



piss

This Parade Sucks
Jul 30, 2006


Holy poo poo lmao

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

This is tremendous content

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Good soup! posted:

This is tremendous content

i only wish posters like baloogan, crazycloud, benghazi2, and lastgirl were still around to enjoy it with us

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

new thread title: USS MAGAritaville, sunk in the Battle of Lake Travis

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
magaritaville is fuckin lol hahah

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

RandomBlue posted:

it's a joke you maroons

does this look like game to you

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


DryGoods posted:

Trump Fleet Battlecruisers deploying their reserve Trump Flags to catch some wind and launch their craft directly into DNC coastal batteries

launch the fighters

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
I don't know how nautical people in here are in general

but a gyre of wake large enough to sink a modern power cruiser caused by a fleet of boats on an inland lake the size of Travis is just....unfucking fathom[heh]able. Someone was loving up, goddamn lol

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

Why do a ton of these old paintings of groups of people in distress or battle always have a couple of guys whose pants have fallen off or disintegrated in the heat of the moment? Is it to show the indignity of the pantsless?
artist is horny

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
the wreck of the beautiful magaritaville

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
Still lol'ing that antifa got away from the naval attack without even getting noticed

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

don't mess with texas

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

MAGA ships on fire off the shore of Lake Travis.

I watched TRUMP fireworks glitter in the dark near the boat launch ramp gate




All those moments will be lost in time, like...piss...in...rain.

Time for pie.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


This Liquid Kills Fascists

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

2DCAT posted:

Still lol'ing that antifa got away from the naval attack without even getting noticed

The fools - they probably thought birds are real lol

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

https://www.goldbelly.com/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=stromboli

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Crunchy Black posted:

I don't know how nautical people in here are in general

but a gyre of wake large enough to sink a modern power cruiser caused by a fleet of boats on an inland lake the size of Travis is just....unfucking fathom[heh]able. Someone was loving up, goddamn lol

i mean yeah. what i did not see in those videos and pics: lazy pontoon boats poking around with a 50hp on the back. what i did see: ski boats and power yachts with two to three 400hp Yamahas on the rear end end

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Gringostar posted:

i only wish posters like baloogan, crazycloud, benghazi2, and lastgirl were still around to enjoy it with us

and mormonpartyboat of course

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Too Many Birds posted:

look at those fuckin dipshits lmao

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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i dont know how many of you spent any years in boat land (i did high school years with Rich Friends in a lake town) but boats of the size that are involved here get literally 0.5 to 3 MPG and gas at the marina stations is like $6.99 a gallon. these fuckers have money

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

this is me emptyquoting every joke made about the maga fleet drowned by the kamikaze

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

RandomBlue posted:

it's a joke you maroons

eat poo poo fuckface

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

Jonny 290 posted:

i mean yeah. what i did not see in those videos and pics: lazy pontoon boats poking around with a 50hp on the back. what i did see: ski boats and power yachts with two to three 400hp Yamahas on the rear end end

I mean are you surprised?

Jonny 290 posted:

i dont know how many of you spent any years in boat land (i did high school years with Rich Friends in a lake town) but boats of the size that are involved here get literally 0.5 to 3 MPG and gas at the marina stations is like $6.99 a gallon. these fuckers have money

If I had put every penny that I spent on ethanol free dead dinosaurs for ski boats and carbon kevlar sails between 2007 and 2015 into the stock market I'd probably be a millionaire, and I didn't even *own* boats haahah :smithicide:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


rip plinkeys boat

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

why did the boats sink

did they get tired?

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

why did the boats sink

did they get tired?

they got waked and turned on their white trumpy masters

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