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Jonny 290 posted:inland boat ownership is the trumpiest thing so it tracks perfectly. you want to buy this dogshit boat because you think you're gonna do backflips on skis or catch 30 pound largemouths, you end up just going out every other weekend to avoid your family that hates you, getting drunk as gently caress on macrobrew and splashing pontoons with wake and trying to sink jetskiiers because you're angry at least they already has the super duty to haul it
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Sep 6, 2020 01:02
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Hovercrafts For Biden
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Sep 6, 2020 01:02
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probably, the Battle of Lake Travis could have been averted if there were no Jones Act but alas gotta have socialism for the rich
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Sep 6, 2020 01:03
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shut the gently caress up
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Sep 6, 2020 01:03
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Sep 6, 2020 01:03
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surprised nobody brought this back for this perfect applicationquote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblTCCZbyno
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Sep 6, 2020 01:04
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lumpentroll posted:TRUMO lumpentroll posted:shut the gently caress up
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Sep 6, 2020 01:04
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Sep 6, 2020 01:06
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Lmfao this is incredible content This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:06
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I want to play a Return of the Obra Dinn mod where you investigate an empty Beautiful Boater boat that floated up to the lake shore.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:07
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angering Poseidon to own the libs
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Sep 6, 2020 01:08
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Sickening posted:This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane. shut the gently caress up liberal
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Sep 6, 2020 01:08
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Jonny 290 posted:inland boat ownership is the trumpiest thing so it tracks perfectly. you want to buy this dogshit boat because you think you're gonna do backflips on skis or catch 30 pound largemouths, you end up just going out every other weekend to avoid your family that hates you, getting drunk as gently caress on macrobrew and splashing pontoons with wake and trying to sink jetskiiers because you're angry owning the libs by towing my $250k offshore boat with tuna tower to the lake for some light beer drinking and tacky wrinkled flag waving
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Sep 6, 2020 01:09
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Sep 6, 2020 01:09
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Sickening posted:This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane. banning Boat Parades is what originally led to the Golden Age of Piracy be careful what you wish for
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Sep 6, 2020 01:09
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twoday posted:
twoday, shouting TUROMAOR on the corner, bits of leather and scraps of paper falling out of his pockets, ink stained fingers pointing to the sewage pump, passers by giving him concerned looks. “I’m a published author!” he yells to no one in particular.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:09
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Sickening posted:This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane. Lol you actually believe this.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:09
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euphronius posted:at least they already has the super duty to haul it all alone in the crew cab again
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Sep 6, 2020 01:10
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I didn’t know they were called tuna towers thank you
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Sep 6, 2020 01:10
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Sickening posted:This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane. yeah thank god trump is getting rid of all those stupid boat regulations, our seas need to be free
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Sep 6, 2020 01:10
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Sickening posted:This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane. they should ban cops murdering ppl next
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Sep 6, 2020 01:10
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Salvor_Hardin posted:I want to play a Return of the Obra Dinn mod where you investigate an empty Beautiful Boater boat that floated up to the lake shore. ... And the book you're given is just the giant Q map??
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Sep 6, 2020 01:11
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miniscule12 posted:Lol you actually believe this. Dont rock the boat Rock the VOTE
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Sep 6, 2020 01:11
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*adjusts glasses in a nerd voice* well, actually these boat parades will diminish becauae of the safety hazards to other boats and boating in general. we got to be extra cautious in the future
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Sep 6, 2020 01:12
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tho tbf some of those are so big I don't know if they could be towed without a special wide load permit and the top parts removed etc so they might indeed just live on the lake which is extra dumb lol
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Sep 6, 2020 01:12
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a.lo posted:shut the gently caress up liberal
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Sep 6, 2020 01:12
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:He's a very smart man. 
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Sep 6, 2020 01:13
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https://twitter.com/demianbulwa/status/1302398158417223680?s=20 still fire season i suppose  
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Sep 6, 2020 01:13
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This can't be real, too perfect
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Sep 6, 2020 01:13
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Sickening posted:This event is going to get "boat parades" banned across multiple states. Its a good thing. This isn't something boaters normally do because boaters realise right away that it creates chaos that is dangerous. 5 boats in close proximity creates enough disturbance to put poo poo in the danger zone in a few minutes. An entire circus of these has to be insane. Give it time. They'll start shooting at each other really quick.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:13
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lol imagine day crew in 2300 doing deep sea diving on the Travis Ravine and freaking out at all the carnage on the sea floor
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Sep 6, 2020 01:13
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shove all maga nerds onto boats and raise the sea wall
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Sep 6, 2020 01:13
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some of u are suspiciously "knowledgeable" about "boats"
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Sep 6, 2020 01:14
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Lake Travis is a fake bro lake name anyway. The only way they could have make it whiter is calling it "Lake Chad".
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Sep 6, 2020 01:14
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a.lo posted:*adjusts glasses in a nerd voice* aren't you supposed to do a different voice for these?
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Sep 6, 2020 01:14
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DryGoods posted:aren't you supposed to do a different voice for these? stop reading posts out loud
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Sep 6, 2020 01:15
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a.lo posted:shut the gently caress up liberal Yikes
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