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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DryGoods posted:

*Trump smiling and holding a giant bean on the ground like a Charlie Brown football*

No need to hold it there, beans come from the ground DryGoods, as do all things except things from space

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

ah nuts beaten

it's ok. it's a really good Cohen nugget

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Unsurprising. Humiliation of Obama by proxy is also at the heart of the piss tape story (ordering prostitutes to pee on a bed because Obama slept on it).

Thinking about it more, the weird thing about both events is that Obama was not informed at the time and, if things had gone to plan, would never have found out about both the piss incident and the impersonator incident.

Therefore, Trump did them both solely for his own satisfaction, unless he thinks Obama has urine/lookalike sensing powers.

William Bear has issued a correction as of 03:57 on Sep 6, 2020

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

William Bear posted:

Unsurprising. Humiliation of Obama by proxy is also at the heart of the piss tape story (ordering prostitutes to pee on a bed because Obama slept on it).

:hmmyes: more proof as if there was any doubt:

It's real

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




William Bear posted:

Unsurprising. Humiliation of Obama by proxy is also at the heart of the piss tape story (ordering prostitutes to pee on a bed because Obama slept on it).

Thinking about it more, the weird thing about both events is that Obama was not informed at the time and, if things had gone to plan, would never have found out about both the piss incident and the impersonator incident.

Therefore, Trump did them both solely for his own satisfaction, unless he thinks Obama has urine/lookalike sensing powers.

he also demanded that they pause renovations on buckingham palace so he could be entertained in the same accommodation as obama was

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
do you think Trump makes Melania dress up like lObama?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

he also demanded that they pause renovations on buckingham palace so he could be entertained in the same accommodation as obama was

he likely would have wanted cheeky British tarts to tinkle on the buckingham guest room beds too

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
anyone remember that Trump delayed the Queen by 20 mins as they were to inspect the guards or some other dumb poo poo? but someone with a keen eye noticed that trump had on different colored trousers from his suit coat...

president trump poo poo all over himself in impotent rage thinking that Obama has better room service at the palace

rabidcowfromhell
Dec 27, 2004


Remember Iowa
Sinister Socialists Scuttle Several Serious Sailors

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

lmao the first atheist president

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

neutral milf hotel posted:

he likely would have wanted cheeky British tarts to tinkle on the buckingham guest room beds too

And this:

https://twitter.com/DanielStrauss4/status/1299879233095970822?s=19

Can the Trumps think about nothing but the Obamas and urine?!

William Bear has issued a correction as of 04:13 on Sep 6, 2020

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1302297450007482368

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

neutral milf hotel posted:

anyone remember that Trump delayed the Queen by 20 mins as they were to inspect the guards or some other dumb poo poo? but someone with a keen eye noticed that trump had on different colored trousers from his suit coat...

president trump poo poo all over himself in impotent rage thinking that Obama has better room service at the palace

Keeping people waiting is a dumbshit business amateur power play

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1302436224356020224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urFPm857tJA

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Slumfrog posted:

I know everyone else has seen the boater stuff, but gently caress me it's wonderful. I'm very happy, and so this one goes out to all the boaters out there.



Those beautiful boats all afloat to promote
The votes that our beautiful boaters will vote
Those dumb giant flags wrap the hulls like a coat
And to whom do they say these parades they devote?

That bloated old scrote with wet nussy throat.
That lives only for spite, but who loves a good gloat
A Coward. A Liar. A Cheat. A Turncoat.
These are some things Donald Trump they connote

His businesses? Failures and bankrupts of note
Made into a crime bitch to keep them afloat
His body a pudding, his brain a footnote
His trousers the place they collect the brown note

And that guy is who on those boaters do dote
Their reasons? Too dumb or too racist to quote
Chance of recovery? At this stage - remote
A guillotine though? Top antidote.

Buttfuck me. It's wonderful. I'm very happy.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
TRUMP

https://i.imgur.com/fngYjlo.mp4

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

LMAO

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Thoatse posted:

remember sailor :patriot:



oh look. it's the surviving American work force

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Here's my grand unified piss-field theory of trump. Pre crack ping era, people drank, did constant drugs, and generally repressed their feelings at a much higher level than we do now. Now that people are straight raw-dogging reality and having some degree of introspection we realized there are no adults in the room, everyone is driving drunk and we might as well trump all day every day. If we just went back to drinking 4 highballs a day and doing bennys with every meal we'd be back to the ignorant great society where planes flew by the magic of the slide rule and a middle class life was not a delusion. Thank you.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1302438525380501506?s=21

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




i'm confused by this video. who is this "trump" guy?

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

deathbysnusnu posted:

Here's my grand unified piss-field theory of trump. Pre crack ping era, people drank, did constant drugs, and generally repressed their feelings at a much higher level than we do now. Now that people are straight raw-dogging reality and having some degree of introspection we realized there are no adults in the room, everyone is driving drunk and we might as well trump all day every day. If we just went back to drinking 4 highballs a day and doing bennys with every meal we'd be back to the ignorant great society where planes flew by the magic of the slide rule and a middle class life was not a delusion. Thank you.

TRUMP

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

William Bear posted:

And this:

https://twitter.com/DanielStrauss4/status/1299879233095970822?s=19

Can the Trumps think about nothing but the Obamas and urine?!

some interesting revelations recently, in regards to the Obama Legacy and Trump. this news about Melania not wishing to use the same toilet as an Obama and then the discovery of Donald Trump employing an Obama Body Double. Trump having to change his pants at Buckingham Palace while at the same time a BBC reporter runs into an individual he believes to be Former President Obama but is in fact someone who looks "eerily similar". the infamous Piss Tape Hotel incident had a little reported anecdote about a Russian bellhop going to Trump's room before the "Big Show" and delivering a Tan Suit cut for a remarkably thin man. a suit that could in no way fit Donald Trump


when you put the pieces together, i believe there is only one conclusion: Donald Trump developed a hatred of Barack Obama which triggered Trump's famous insecurities. Trump hired an Obama Body Double to engage in Mock Honor Trials to prove Donald's Superiority. these eventually became perverse rituals as Trump wished to fetishize Obama's Popularity and Success


the Barack Obama Body Double has traveled with Donald Trump for years and Pissed on him

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
all of these reports are trash imo. the piss tape remains real

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302447673606275073?s=20

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Zyklon B Zombie posted:

Why do a ton of these old paintings of groups of people in distress or battle always have a couple of guys whose pants have fallen off or disintegrated in the heat of the moment? Is it to show the indignity of the pantsless?

pants used to be more optional back then

it was a freer time

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят




Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
having a strombo for the first time this year. putting some habanero powder and extra sauce on top

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302449457045426178?s=19

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

why does Cumshitter(Bad Poster) keep spreading Fake News in the Thread? Real Sick Stuff

get hosed old man

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lol

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
narrator: he doesn’t wish he could joi

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

faux-bama lmfao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



faux-bungler

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

lol. I now think trumo gets seasick

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


dear neptune,

i dont ask for much...but

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Blame Pyrrhus
May 6, 2003

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1302387512581660673?s=21

just lol

chud worldview.

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