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He did make friends with the other prisoners and got a cool little prison tat on his dick though so that's neat. e: Perfect snipe 
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Shame Boy posted:Maybe that works in socialist Europe or something but I'm positive that over here we'd just start putting people in the cages we put immigrant children in or something and all that would result is a bunch of juicy new private prison contracts. oh yeah EA is British so that’s what I was talking about. over here large arrests wouldn’t faze anyone
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Show yourself, squirrel. I know you're here somewhere! https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1302399184608296960
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PhilippAchtel posted:Show yourself, squirrel. I know you're here somewhere! It used to be my job to make poo poo like this for the bosses, also make poo poo that purposefully addicts people to a shopping app. It is sort of a thankful relief that I got laid off, but at the same time it means I don't get to eat lmao
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Prison and jail must mean different things overseas. You can't do six weeks in prison in the US. You wouldn't even get to your "permanent" cell in that time. You would just continue to serve out your sentence in jail. I can only speak for Cook County jail, but at least ten percent of the people there are waiting for a transfer to the joint and are already serving their prison time despite not being in prison yet.
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Arms_Akimbo posted:Prison and jail must mean different things overseas. I think your prison system is unique in the world.
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Arms_Akimbo posted:Prison and jail must mean different things overseas. Prison and gaol are the same thing here in Australia. We also don't have county specific things like that. There is only federal and state law enforcements.
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Inceltown posted:Prison and gaol are the same thing here in Australia. We also don't have county specific things like that. There is only federal and state law enforcements. not in all states. what Americans would call jail we call a remand prison; most remand prisons also have some capacity to house people serving their sentences but actual prisons generally can’t hold people on remand.
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I feel like the best way for a pro-cop individual to show their support is to do that thing where they all get arrested, but just slowly trickle in so it gets them a little overtime here and there
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Another interesting thing about jail/prison here is that even if somebody is slam dunk guilty, their lawyer will drag the case on as long as they can just so they can get some time under their belt before going to prison, which is in most cases worse than jail. If you get 3 years, and your case took ten months, you only have to do 8 months in prison before you can get parole
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Mr Shiny Pants posted:I think your prison system is unique in the world. Great news! We love exporting our failed state ideas. You'll be wallowing in the blood of prisoners to get basic state duties done soon. Let your profits sleep easy.
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What the gently caress kind of broke-brained Boomer poo poo is this?
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Thanatosian posted:What the gently caress kind of broke-brained Boomer poo poo is this? The daily commute is your only time free from both your overbearing boss at your mind-numbing job and your silent suffering in your loveless marriage dealing with your shrill annoying children, it is precious and you must cherish it. That's everyone, right?
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Thanatosian posted:What the gently caress kind of broke-brained Boomer poo poo is this? The companies that rent out office space in London to other companies and the companies that sell overpriced food to commuters are seeing reduced profits in the UK cause of lockdown and working from home so they're screaming to their buddies in the Tory party and the media and so the amazingly obedient journos that make up our media establishment are writing think pieces about how it is actually good to spend 3 hours of your day and £500 of your pay every month to go into work rather than work from home. Edit: While there is a plague on no less, I completely glossed over that part. Nothing like packing like sardines into a tiny train underground while a deadly virus is about. It's especially funny cause they've spent the last few years berating people that they were stupidly spending all their money on avocado toast and coffees and that's why they can't afford houses and now the line is we apparently need to spend our money on those things because they deserve to be in business AND also be at peace with never owning a house. thebardyspoon has issued a correction as of 19:00 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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you literally cannot do anything right to satisfy capitalists if you save money banks love you and the rest hate you if you spend it, then the ones that don't get their piece of your pie hate you also they spend billions making you hate yourself so you'll spend even more
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Here in Denmark we have the amazing concept of queues for prisons. Meaning that if you are a non-violent/non-dangerous offender, you get to wait for years until there's room for you. Somehow, I bet that would invalidate any point of what ER is trying.
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BonHair posted:Here in Denmark we have the amazing concept of queues for prisons. Meaning that if you are a non-violent/non-dangerous offender, you get to wait for years until there's room for you. So you might have to go to jail for some little thing you did years ago? That sounds bad.
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spacetoaster posted:So you might have to go to jail for some little thing you did years ago? That sounds bad. But it comes with a free frogurt!
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A bad system of punishment? Surely not! Generally speaking though, we don't put that many people in prison, you kind of have to make an effort or be very brown. White collar crimes are usually punished with "if you do it again, we'll put you away for real".
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Don't you just get to sit around in front of a playstation in Denmark prison
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Colonel Cancer posted:Don't you just get to sit around in front of a playstation in Denmark prison Yeah, it's this new thing where they try to rehabilitate prisoners instead of slave labour as punishment. The conservative party and the racist parties are trying to get rid of it, don't worry.
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BonHair posted:Yeah, it's this new thing where they try to rehabilitate prisoners instead of slave labour as punishment. That's reserved for welfare recipients.
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BonHair posted:Yeah, it's this new thing where they try to rehabilitate prisoners instead of slave labour as punishment. The conservative party and the racist parties are trying to get rid of it, don't worry. I mean I'm not criticizing I think it's about as good as prison systems get currently. I'm just sayin staying in line for a few years for a playstation vacation isn't so bad, sign me up.
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kill me https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1302673328210018305
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why yes, I'd love to be given life and financial advice by a person living in a tiktok house
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living there is my ironic dante hell, gently caress
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Question, why do you need a house to tiktok
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Zenithe posted:Question, why do you need a house to tiktok To shelter you from the elements
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Zenithe posted:Question, why do you need a house to tiktok You need to distinguish yourself from all the Gryffindors
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drat I hate this city
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what was that onion web series about a reality hell house? sex house?
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sex house is a very good show
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https://twitter.com/LLW902/status/1302950254266986496 Pouring one out for the sacrifices made by my hammer.
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 Love the way they drew the worker on the socialism bicycle.
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Yes imagine starting a small enterprise with your own resources instead of needing to borrow from a bank
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PhilippAchtel posted:
accurate, assuming capital's pedals in the third panel arent actually powering the bike but just adjust the tension of a noose around labour's scrotum
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it’s a well known fact that early societies first had to set up a huge marble bank in the middle of their mud hut village before they could settle
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