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JawKnee posted:I think that might be the first year Wang hasn't been in the playoffs That would be correct. However, Large Adult Son has made the playoffs each year he has been in the NHL
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2031 Offseason News Notable Retirements Nikita Kucherov Teuvo Teravainen Gabriel Landeskog JT Miller Seth Jones Shayne Gotisbehere Dougie Hamilton Andrei Vasilevskiy Philipp Grubauer Jordan Binnington Elvis Merzlikins Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/h56it3G (I forgot to screencap the goalies) Transactions 8/12/31 MTL gets: Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR), M. Anderson (78 OVR) WSH gets: 2032 2nd Round Pick, 2033 2nd Round Pick BOS - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $2.1mil/1yr contract EDM - signed Hockles to a $78.3mil/6yr contract ($13.05mil per year) NJ - signed Prep Hemlock to a $77.8mil/6yr contract ($12.965mil per year) SEA - signed Tom Nook to a $58.6mil/7yr contract ($8.375mil per year) TOR - signed Pebis Bepis to a $6.95mil/1yr contract WPG - signed Pierre Delecto to a $23.5mil/3yr contract ($7.82mil per year) CBJ - re-signed Aye Donks to a $47.8mil/5yr contract ($9.55mil per year) Phu Barr remains unsigned (again) Contracts ANA - Keen Jelly has 1 year left on their $26.2mil/4 yr contract BOS - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $2.1mil/1yr contract BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 3 years left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract CBJ - Aye Donks has 5 years left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 2 years left on their $39mil/4yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 4 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract EDM - Hockles has 6 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 4 years left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract MTL - Alexi Mouskovitch has 1 year left on their $4.4mil/2yr contract MTL - Charles Dollfan has 2 years left on their $27.3/5yr contract NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 6 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 2 years left on their $73.8mil/8yr contract NYI - Max Power has 1 year left on their $3.36mil/2yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 4 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Jørgen Jørgensen has 2 years left on their $31.6mil/4yr contract PIT - Soup Van Buren has 3 years left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 5 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SEA - Tom Nook has 7 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract STL - Ergo Hogfather has 4 years left on their $26.3mil/4yr contract TOR - Pebis Bepis has 1 year left on their $6.95mil/1yr contract TOR - DJ Exile has 3 years left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract VGK - Adam Banks has 6 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract WSH - Large Adult Son has 3 years left on their $14.4mil/3yr contract WPG - Pierre Delecto has 3 years left on their $23.5mil/3yr contract Phu Barr is a free agent Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $15.695mil/yr #2 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #3 -- Jake Bean (CAR) -- $14.375mil/yr #4 -- Cade Caldwell (SJ) -- $13.310mil/yr #5 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $13.050mil/yr #6 -- Dylan Larkin (DET) -- $13.005mil/yr #7 -- Prep Hemlock (NJ) -- $12.965mil/yr #8 -- Miro Heiskanen (DAL) -- $12.875mil/yr #9 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $12.780mil/yr #10 - Anthony Mantha (DET) -- $12.480mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr #2 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr #3 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr #4 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr #5 -- Egon Hyundai (PIT) -- $8.685mil/yr #6 -- Tom Nook (SEA) -- $8.375mil/yr 2031-32 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 4th Line RW BOS - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 3rd D Pairing BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CBJ - Aye Donks (86 OVR) is the Starting RW CBJ - Stijn Hort (91 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (95 OVR) is the Starting Center EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center MTL - Alexi Mouskovitch (83 OVR) is the 3rd Line Center MTL - Charles Dollfan (85 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW NJ -- Prep Hemlock (87 OVR) is the Starting LW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW NYI - Max Power (83 OVR) is a healthy scratch NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW PIT - Egon Hyundai (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SEA - Tom Nook (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW TOR - Pebis Bepis (80 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW TOR - DJ Exile (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VGK - Adam Banks (91 OVR) is the Starting RW WSH - Large Adult Son (82 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW WPG - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing Phu Barr (77 OVR) is a free agent Comments Phu Barr is camping out by his phone waiting to see if he gets signed again Max Power is the only one scratched on opening night Soup Van Buren is no longer the highest paid player in the NHL Prep Hemlock is like Martin St. Louis, reaching his peak potential after kind of petering around until his late 20s
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2 mil to play 1 game (with a -4 and no points). Living the dream!
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Nocheez posted:2 mil to play 1 game (with a -4 and no points). Living the dream! You took 2 shots!
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Hockles posted:You took 2 shots! They call him the Million Dollar Shooter.
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Man, those are some brutal playoff stats for ol' Thomas Nook. I guess if you can't beat them (and get humiliated by them), join them.
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Hockles posted:Top 5 Goalie Salaries lmao
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I'm the least effective 86 overall ever. Or St. Louis is grinding every out every game 2-1.
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Hockles posted:However, Large Adult Son has made the playoffs each year he has been in the NHL I even somehow dragged Buffalo into the postseason for a year! And then promptly got the gently caress out. Smart move.
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Hockles posted:Stanley Cup Champions Daniel Barnaby of the Kraken was quoted as saying "Thank god we traded for that 6th round pick. Knowing that our team was going all-in on the playoffs with trades like this, that we were going to make a run, and that we had this secret weapon in our arsenal, gave us the motivation we needed to win. What did we even give up for ol' sixer? I forget, must not be important."
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2031-32 All-Star Break Update   All-Stars Adam Banks (Pacific Division) - 5th selection Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 9th selection Hockles (Pacific Division) - 8th selection Pebis Bepis (Atlantic Division) - 1st selection DJ Exile (Atlantic Division) - 4th selection Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 9th selection Egon Hyundai (Metropolitan Division) - 3rd selection Cam Stevenson Jr (Metropolitan Division) - 3rd selection Transaction News None Comments Dick Glynnenstein missed a couple weeks with a mild concussion Egon Hyundai will miss about a month with a swollen knee Charles Dollfan missed a few weeks with multiple injuries Pebis Bepis makes his first All-Star Game! https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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From 40 goals last year to on pace for a dozen this year.  Hort
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Hockles posted:Pebis Bepis makes his first All-Star Game! lmao the panthers are run by absolute loving morons life imitates art
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stab posted:Edit: also had my first career fight i must have gotten my rear end kicked Yeah, no Lady Byng this year for McStabson
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2031-32 Trade Deadline Update   Transaction News None Comments No goon trade deadline shenanigans this year https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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aunt jenkins posted:Not looking good for my playoff qualification streak Looking good for mine, though!
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I loving hate you, Columbus.
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End of 2031-32 Regular Season Update   Transaction News None Comments Pebis Bepis will miss the entire playoffs with a herniated disc Prep Hemlock had a very nice season Jørgensen broke 300 PIM for the first time McStabson should win the majority of awards again, Van Buren will win the Rocket Richard Likely no goon Vezina winners this year https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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There are games teams play after the regular season is over? Is this a new thing?
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Hockles posted:Comments lol i get it now, it's a curse i fuckin love this actually lmao e: i hope he is the dopest player to ever not win a playoff series which i believe is still on the table? e2: i am destined to be just a lumbering dipshit, goal scorin, rear end whupin, tall drink o sonuvabitch who just does his best to drag whatever team will bid the highest dollar for his services into a playoff round they don't deserve. a hockey version of a minnesota KG meets a much saltier later career vince carter Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Sep 5, 2020 |
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End of 2031-32 Season Update  NHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Dallas Stars Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Toronto Maple Leafs Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Jake Bean - Carolina Hurricanes Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Desmond MacCaulay - Pittsburgh Penguins Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Dave Watters - Dallas Stars Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Thatcher Demko - Carolina Hurricanes William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Thatcher Demko - Carolina Hurricanes Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Nolan Salcido - Vegas Golden Knights Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Keith RePrimeau - Dallas Stars Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Van Buren - Pittsburgh Penguins Upcoming Free Agents Phu Barr ANA - Keen Jelly BOS - Dick Glynnenstein MTL - Alexi Mouskovitch NYI - Max Power TOR - Pebis Bepis Comments Keith RePrimeau brute forces the Dallas Stars to the Stanley Cup. He also wins the Selke for the second time. Awards shook out as expected. Mouskovitch progressed nicely during the season, so he might get a nice pay raise. Phu Barr may not be long for this universe. I'm not sure how many years he will stay an active player as a free agent. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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HOLY poo poo HE DID IT THE CRAZY SON OF A BITCH PULLED IT OFF GO GO REPRIMEAU this made my saturday
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Demko emerging as a star and Dallas winning the cup? I'm okay with this outcome.
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47 goal scorer pebis bepis gets hurt and the presidents trophy winning maple leafs get swept in the first round makes u think
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"gently caress! I should tripped someone in the last game." Prep Hemlock after most of his teammates wouldn't stop sticking their tongues between their fingers for a week straight.
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2032 Offseason News Notable Retirements Evgeny Kuznetsov Johnny Gaudreau Jonathan Drouin Morgan Rielly Matt Dumba Max Domi Darnell Nurse Connor Hellebuyck Juuse Saros Tristan Jarry Alexandar Georgiev Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/mgoVA1T Transactions 7/11/32 NYR gets: Tom Nook (88 OVR), I. Severson (73 OVR), 2033 4th Round Pick SEA gets: Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) 7/15/32 CGY gets: Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) SEA gets: E. Cardwell (84 OVR), 2033 3rd Round Pick 9/18/32 ANA gets: Pierre Delecto (86 OVR), R. Pulock (80 OVR) WPG gets: I. Lundström (85 OVR) CAR - signed Pebis Bepis to a $35.8mil/5yr contract (7.165mil per year) CAR - signed Keen Jelly to a $7.8mil/2yr contract ($3.91mil per year) NSH - signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $8.16mil/1yr contract SJ -- signed Max Power to a $6.2mil/2yr contract ($3.17mil per year) BOS - re-signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $2.145mil/1yr contract Phu Barr remains unsigned Contracts ANA - Pierre Delecto has 2 years left on their $23.5mil/3yr contract BOS - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $2.145mil/1yr contract BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 2 years left on their $20.4mil/3yr contract CGY - Jørgen Jørgensen has 1 year left on their $31.6mil/4yr contract CAR - Pebis Bepis has 5 years left on their $35.8mil/5yr contract CAR - Keen Jelly has 2 years left on their $7.8mil/2yr contract CBJ - Aye Donks has 4 years left on their $47.8mil/5yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 1 year left on their $39mil/4yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 3 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract EDM - Hockles has 5 years left on their $78.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 3 years left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract MTL - Charles Dollfan has 1 year left on their $27.3/5yr contract NSH - Alexi Mouskovitch has 1 year left on their $8.16mil/1yr contract NJ -- Prep Hemlock has 5 years left on their $77.8mil/6yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 1 years left on their $73.8mil/8yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 3 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Tom Nook has 6 years left on their $58.6mil/7yr contract PIT - Soup Van Buren has 2 years left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 4 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SJ -- Max Power has 2 years left on their $6.2mil/2yr contract STL - Ergo Hogfather has 3 years left on their $26.3mil/4yr contract TOR - DJ Exile has 2 years left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract VGK - Adam Banks has 5 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract WSH - Large Adult Son has 2 years left on their $14.4mil/3yr contract Phu Barr is a free agent Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Rasmus Dahlin (BUF) -- $17.420mil/yr #2 -- Daniel Barnaby (PHI) -- $15.695mil/yr #3 -- Stefan Ohman (NJ) -- $15.360mil/yr #4 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #5 -- Jake Bean (CAR) -- $14.375mil/yr #6 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $13.050mil/yr #7 -- Dylan Larkin (DET) -- $13.005mil/yr #8 -- Prep Hemlock (NJ) -- $12.965mil/yr #9 -- Miro Heiskanen (DAL) -- $12.875mil/yr #10 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $12.780mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr #2 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr #3 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr #4 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr #5 -- Egon Hyundai (PIT) -- $8.685mil/yr 2032-33 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing BOS - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 3rd D Pairing BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CGY - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW CAR - Pebis Bepis (80 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW CAR - Keen Jelly (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW CBJ - Aye Donks (86 OVR) is the Starting RW CBJ - Stijn Hort (91 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (96 OVR) is the Starting Center EDM - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center MTL - Charles Dollfan (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW NSH - Alexi Mouskovitch (86 OVR) is the 4th Line Center NJ -- Prep Hemlock (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (87 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Tom Nook (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SJ - Max Power (83 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW TOR - DJ Exile (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VGK - Adam Banks (90 OVR) is the Starting RW WSH - Large Adult Son (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW Phu Barr (77 OVR) is a free agent Comments Everyone is in the NHL and dressed! (except Phu Barr, oof) Mouskovitch gets a much bigger contract.... and is still somehow stuck on the 4th line Lots of trades this offseason, and more movement as well. Let's see if the Bepis Jelly line can get things going
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Calgary if you ruin yet another thing for me I... will not be surprised. 776 games without a playoff appearance! One more season and Jørgen might have a shot at Hainsey's 906.
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2032-33 All-Star Break Update   All-Stars Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 10th selection Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 10th selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 6th selection Egon Hyundai (Metropolitan Division) - 4th selection Transaction News None Comments Jørgen Jørgensen missed a month with a concussion Charles Dollfan will miss a couple months with an MCL sprain Less all stars this season McStabson has hit 1000 points during this season! https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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2032-33 Trade Deadline Update   Transaction News CBJ - re-signed Stijin Hort to a $55.7mil/5yr contract extension ($11.145mil per year) NYI - re-signed Illusive Wang to a $90.4mil/7yr contract extension (12.915mil per year) Comments Keith RePrimeau will miss a couple months with Post Concussion Syndrome Prep Hemlock will miss a couple weeks with a pulled groin https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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