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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/SimpBuyback/status/1302467627009236999

Truckolded by my own rig

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:22

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 03:23

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/barnaclepress/status/1302945657196556288?s=21

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:51

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/tomgauld/status/1302903528185311232

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:33

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1302436224356020224?s=20

# ? Sep 7, 2020 21:05

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/MuscleSkoals/status/1303052386089353216

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:27

Barry Soteriology: Mar 1, 2020

https://twitter.com/largepharmacy/status/1302864162347917312

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:46

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/aribrown913/status/1303111217498783750

# ? Sep 8, 2020 01:53

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/browtweaten/status/1303022794213658625?s=21

# ? Sep 8, 2020 02:20

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1303155428163899392

# ? Sep 8, 2020 03:49

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/edoloughlin/status/1302536969084383232

# ? Sep 8, 2020 08:45

Khizan: Jul 30, 2013

That's how I learned the password for the nanny software in high school. Friend and I put faint yellow highlighter marks on the keys of a library computer and got the librarian to unlock it temporarily for us so we could "format a floppy that wasn't working". Then we just checked what keys she smudged and solved it like an anagram.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 10:13

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

https://twitter.com/EldritchGirl/status/1301997157591977994?s=20

# ? Sep 8, 2020 10:35

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/indyfromspace/status/1302934900417404928?s=20

# ? Sep 8, 2020 12:25

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1303199306858541056

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1303155428163899392

https://twitter.com/SNeurotypicals/status/1303180878013579264

https://twitter.com/ellewasamistake/status/1301914680307326976

# ? Sep 8, 2020 13:26

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/huepow00/status/1303195932477939715?s=21

# ? Sep 8, 2020 17:10

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Ciaraioch/status/1281987139773902848

# ? Sep 8, 2020 18:48

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/1303339007695298561?s=19

https://twitter.com/1998hondacoupe/status/1303369607370088449?s=19

# ? Sep 8, 2020 18:55

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jackies_backie/status/1302687622091935747?s=21

# ? Sep 8, 2020 19:07

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/Ruth_A_Buzzi/status/1300410155557937152?s=20

# ? Sep 8, 2020 19:18

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Ciaraioch/status/1281987139773902848

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1303401636249960453?s=21

# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:13

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1303155428163899392

The NoSleep podcast just did a story that was exactly this. Wasn't half-bad, honestly.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/aquariusacquah/status/1286012327758897156

https://twitter.com/NLRG_/status/1281487907749007361

# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:23

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/1303328840488554499?s=20

https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/1303341767606112257?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Sep 8, 2020

# ? Sep 8, 2020 21:23

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I've heard of Spock's Beard.

But Spock's Dick is something new.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 21:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/aquariusacquah/status/1286012327758897156

Agreed, people don't pay Al enough respect these days.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 21:32

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ashleymarinep/status/1234545236535336966

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:10

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1303445551271337986?s=20

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:36

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1303445551271337986?s=20

They're also cousins.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:40

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ashleymarinep/status/1234545236535336966

But the cake totally was there the whole time :colbert:

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:40

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Lord Hydronium posted:

They're also cousins.

Not sure your typical affinity tables cover 1st cousin 130 times removed.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:43

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

family trees are family directedacyclicgraphs~~~

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:45

Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

family trees are family directedacyclicgraphs~~~

# ? Sep 8, 2020 23:24

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

imagine their in-laws talking and being like "Oh I bathed in the Light of the Silmarils far away in mystical Valinor what do you do" "uh I farmed dirt" I mean yikes lmao

# ? Sep 9, 2020 00:16

number 1 snake fan: Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/metal_crab/status/1303092279167668224?s=19

https://twitter.com/entobird/status/1303422857817530370?s=19

https://twitter.com/sjmay92/status/1301139752750592006?s=19

# ? Sep 9, 2020 00:31

morallyobjected: Nov 3, 2012

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/NLRG_/status/1281487907749007361

well, the intersection of wealth inequality and the Banach-Tarski Theorem was not where I expected to find a joke today.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 00:36

bare bottom pancakes: Sep 3, 2015; Production: Complete

https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1303136989932400640?s=19

# ? Sep 9, 2020 00:43

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

morallyobjected posted:

well, the intersection of wealth inequality and the Banach-Tarski Theorem was not where I expected to find a joke today.

what's an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski

# ? Sep 9, 2020 01:38

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1302590781509820416

# ? Sep 9, 2020 02:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I actually have a request for something and I think it was a tweet but it might not be. It was like "I'm going to play a nice 15 minute game and not get angry" and then a video where the person is singing this profane song.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 03:54

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/amore_orless/status/1303561978665791493?s=21

# ? Sep 9, 2020 06:33

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