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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
can you imagine not wanting to talk about frank gore

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The power behind the throne on the Texans is that strange character coach now defecto co-GM Jake Easterby.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Kazak_Hstan posted:

can you imagine not wanting to talk about frank gore

More like Frank BORE mirite?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




BOB kicked a field goal on 4th and 1 and then went for a terrible fake punt the next series

Never forget

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Short arms was the dig on Whitworth as well. There were people 10 years into jis career saying "I know he's a border line hall of fame tackle but he'd be a slam dunk hall of fame guard." He'd go the year without allowing a sack and people would still gripe about kicking him inside.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Figured I'd post again since the season is approaching -

SAS Cord - https://discord.gg/jFvsvny

or use https://goondiscordnetwork.com/ for a permanent invite

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
if Daniel Sorensen hadn't made a difficult hero tackle that fake punt in the Houston KC game would have probably shifted things back to the Texans

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^-yeah Sorensen (who I love to hate on) just made a good open field tackle

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

BOB kicked a field goal on 4th and 1 and then went for a terrible fake punt the next series

Never forget

The fake punt was a fine call that just got sniffed out by one guy who made a play.

The field goal on 4th and 1 and the subsequent explanation (after a time out!) that 'we didn't have a good play for that situation'....well not so much.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Looking forward to the rematch tomorrow where the texans go up by 50 with 5 minutes in the 2nd quarter only to go into the locker room down a score.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1303780782977228802

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Please don't post things that portray Tom Brady as a remotely likeable person

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I will allow Brady and the Bucs to go to the playoffs if they sweep the Saints.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Not great for the Vikings:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1303789648213405697?s=20

Probably just being cautious.

Also, Mike Evans already hurt his hamstring and will probably miss week 1 against the Saints. Hamstring caused him to miss the final 3 games last season.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Please don't post things that portray Tom Brady as a remotely likeable person

He's a fine man.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Ryan Shazier officially "retired." Finally realized coming back from paralysis was impossible.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Giving up a lead to this version of the chiefs offense in a vacuum really isn't a sin.


Mystic Stylez posted:

Please don't post things that portray Tom Brady as a remotely likeable person

Did anyone ever doubt he was super petty? Because I sure didn't.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Sep 9, 2020

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Guys who are learning to walk again should not try to play NFL football.






oh poo poo Alex Smith

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I liked the commentary on the Cowboys and the person seemed confused that replacing Jason Garrett should make them contenders now.


Take a 13 year old Madden player and he'd out-perform Garrett, ya dingus.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Shinjobi posted:

I liked the commentary on the Cowboys and the person seemed confused that replacing Jason Garrett should make them contenders now.


Take a 13 year old Madden player and he'd out-perform Garrett, ya dingus.

It's more replacing Garrett with Fat Mike who looked absolutely lost his final season with the packers

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Everytime I hear anonymous scouts opinions I swear they're no better than radio callers

Anonymous NFC scout: when you talk about the Kansas city Chiefs you've got to look at the key thing--Andy reids gutline. A guy like that can't control his appetite how can he control Tyrone Hill

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Nick Foles is a fraud, more blood flowing through his dick means less blood flowing through his arm, give me a quarterback with a tiny dick anyday.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

It's more replacing Garrett with Fat Mike who looked absolutely lost his final season with the packers

How much of that was a broken down Rodgers?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Mega64 posted:

Nick Foles is a fraud, more blood flowing through his dick means less blood flowing through his arm, give me a quarterback with a tiny dick anyday.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Derek Fcking Carr posted:

Everytime I hear anonymous scouts opinions I swear they're no better than radio callers

Anonymous NFC scout: when you talk about the Kansas city Chiefs you've got to look at the key thing--Andy reids gutline. A guy like that can't control his appetite how can he control Tyrone Hill

Scouts are paid to evaluate players, not to coach them or to scheme for/against them. I'm not really surprised.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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People tend to ignore the fact that BOB has had more success with the Texans than Kubiak ever had in Houston. After all, it was Brock Osweiler who was the first QB to sweep a series against the Colts. Brock Osweiler!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Mr. Nice! posted:

How much of that was a broken down Rodgers?

And how much of that was Mike being unable to adjust?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Mr. Nice! posted:

How much of that was a broken down Rodgers?

Part of it, for sure. Rodgers got hurt week one and was hobbled most of the season. Mike also didn't use Aaron Jones AT ALL effectively despite him being an enormously talented RB. His schemes had no natural picks to try to free up receivers, meaning that unless your name was Davante Adams, you probably weren't open, so Rodgers spent too much time playing backyard ball or throwing the ball away or getting sacked. It was unwatchable.

Hot Diggity! fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 9, 2020

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I'm sorry to Cam Newton but I really need the pats to be bad for an extended period of time, and preferably in hilarious fashion.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

sharknado slashfic posted:

I'm sorry to Cam Newton but I really need the pats to be bad for an extended period of time, and preferably in hilarious fashion.

Mediocre is better. Bad usually means draft picks and cap space, which means rebuild. Mediocre means outside the playoffs, potentially directionless, and constantly frustrating.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Lifespan posted:

Mediocre is better. Bad usually means draft picks and cap space, which means rebuild. Mediocre means outside the playoffs, potentially directionless, and constantly frustrating.

I'm talking Brownsian, where even the high picks don't help them

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Metapod posted:

No that was melvin at the 1

I think I've never been more surprised at the outcome of a game in the last minute when I was there than that one.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Edward Mass posted:

People tend to ignore the fact that BOB has had more success with the Texans than Kubiak ever had in Houston. After all, it was Brock Osweiler who was the first QB to sweep a series against the Colts. Brock Osweiler!

BoB didn't have to beat the Manning Colts to win the division.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lol the Texans - chiefs game.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

Lol the Texans - chiefs game.

I am excited as heck !

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

seiferguy posted:

Ryan Shazier officially "retired." Finally realized coming back from paralysis was impossible.

drat. Hope he's managing emotionally/mentally, that has to be a tough announcement regardless of its inevitability.

God forbid someone suffer a similarly catastrophic injury this fall, ugh.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

FizFashizzle posted:

Lol the Texans - chiefs game.

You from the future?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

You from the future?

I mean, from whatever angle he's absolutely sure to be right.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

dirty shrimp money posted:

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1303694148843823104

B U L L M E D I O C R I T Y

Like the groundhog seeing his shadow, 8-8 sees Bill O'Brien giving himself another 4 year extension

I saw Superbowl.

I have the Browns.

This chart should burst into flames.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I saw Mediocrity.

Seems par for the course for the Lions.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



https://twitter.com/picksixpod/status/1303799785133142018

This is a pro click.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




The Colts, Titans and Jags have all made the conference championship game before BOB

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