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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:



Right now, Strange is struggling to come up with a way to fit All-Seeing Crystal, MJ, and Xandu into a short poem.

Doc, that's a ball of twine.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lmao, he didn't even bother to web them out of casual reach.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:



Right now, Strange is struggling to come up with a way to fit All-Seeing Crystal, MJ, and Xandu into a short poem.

Strange:"Now lets see what we can find..."

Aunt May: "Now now you've been a naughty girl."

Aunt Anne: "yes Mistriss Please Spank me."

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Johnny Walker posted:



Right now, Strange is struggling to come up with a way to fit All-Seeing Crystal, MJ, and Xandu into a short poem.

"I usually use this to avoid paying for HBO / Netflix.."

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Strange decapitated Mysterio!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

lmao, he didn't even bother to web them out of casual reach.

And how loving strong is she?

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.

Proteus Jones posted:

And how loving strong is she?

Listen yall/she pulls webs/right off the wall

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Spider-Man just has a low web count lately guys this isn't a laughing matter.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


The Lobotomy Kid posted:

Listen yall/she pulls webs/right off the wall
:lol:



Why doesn't Dr Strange have kids?
He has crystal balls! :haw:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

No Peter! Don't take it out on others!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Spider-Man has become the very thing he hates.... a 12-year-old boy!

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Strange: Well, I was an Avenger, like you will never be.

Spidey: Fuuuu-


Also

Jameson: Hmmm, oh yeah you like that don't you, you dirty bitch.

Goose::honk:


David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 12, 2020

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
one of the founding members of the newspaper avengers thought that giving jjj an iron man suit was a good idea. another left the world of man behind to go have meth-fueled gay sex in a swamp. so, it's not exactly distinguished company.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Yes I'm aware this is a rerun but now it has context!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


This is NSM we're talking. What do you think will happen now that Peter-Man let someone steal his pants and wallet?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





This explains so much about MJ’s thirst. She clearly can’t handle conversation with idiots and, well, she’s married to Newspaper SpiderMan.

She’s absolutely desperate for a partner that can satisfy her intellectual need for coherent conversation. The dick is just bonus.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
Not sure why I felt compelled to make this, it's just very dramatic

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


The final panel reads like a joke from this very thread lol

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Nice embroidered wallet Peter.

Also apparently he wrote his phone number in it somewhere?

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

"If found please return to Peter Parker, who is NOT Spider-Man. 03231-2421314"

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

"...Not in IHop."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




A "multiverse" of dimensions? I didn't know multiverse was a unit of measurement. It's like saying I have a cattle of cows.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Don't you mean they, Xandu?"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think xandu had any plans past the selfie. dude is totally winging it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Johnny Walker posted:



"Don't you mean they, Xandu?"

Oh my god Newspaper Nightmare with his incredibly old school look.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Xandu: Or rather she's coming

Karen: Excuuse me, are you the manager?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Ok, so, there's a slight flaw in your plan there Vera. The webbing has dissolved by now and all you really have are some clothes and a guy's wallet.

You can't prove poo poo with that. And for all you know Peter got his stuff stolen by Spider-Man and he just webbed it to a wall for kicks.

But given you're dealing with Spider-Man, I am sure he is gonna be falling over himself to agree to whatever demands you make.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

evilmiera posted:


You can't prove poo poo with that. And for all you know Peter got his stuff stolen by Spider-Man and he just webbed it to a wall for kicks.



This is actually what I thought would happen. She would go to the Bugle with this info and Jonah would yell "Spider-Man mugged my beloved Peter Parker!"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

JJ would probably be pretty interested in "Spider-Man steals man's clothes, leaving him naked on the street". That's a whole new angle for him to attack Spider-Man from.

And also once again, god drat 70's Peter Parker is a loving rear end in a top hat.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Knormal posted:

And also once again, god drat 70's Peter Parker is a loving rear end in a top hat.

I kind of like it - he’s still desperately incompetent, but has more personality. I mean not a good one, but believable!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nsm peter and his constant furious sweating are hilarious

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Oh great. A goth."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Nightmare I get that it's your thing but run a comb through that hair.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:



"Oh great. A goth."

"It's 'Legally Not Morpheus From Vertigo Comics.'"

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Johnny Walker posted:



"Oh great. A goth."

Dr. Strange, how comes you're the only man in this story whose costume isn't a grid?

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