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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/brennanmdg/status/1303810221475655680

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number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/drz/status/1304261393814781954?s=19

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

It's a graph of fire over time.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/fellawhomstdve/status/1304231918863552515?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Elviscat posted:

Yeah, definitely don't click through if full-dick uncensored Anime Puppy Play Porn isn't your thing.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007


Guess they used heavier isotopes for that version.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/1304218874909466625?s=21

Personally, I’d be Sexwell.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012


Sexrel

It sounds like a Pokemon.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

don longjohns posted:

Sexrel

It sounds like a Pokemon.

Sexo. It sounds like a weird clown.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Sex Moon

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Sexn Moon

edit: dammit!

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I would just be pure sex

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

If you're an Ng do you go to -1 count so you end up with 'ex' as your surname?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I got "Sex Sex"

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Sexholas, which would be pronounced... Sexless

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Feelin p fukken cool with my 3 letter name right now :biglips:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Sexl. Woah its my star war name

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

eonblue174 posted:

Hey does anyone remember the lime scooter or whatever that said it would call the cops on you?

This is absolutely not what you were asking for but you made me remember it so that's close enough

https://twitter.com/misterbrilliant/status/1123877728271335428

5 days later:

https://twitter.com/misterbrilliant/status/1125545645320880129

https://twitter.com/misterbrilliant/status/1125783203250409474



Lucy, Richard, Jayden, Beatrix and Alex

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/zakwilliams/status/1304289608839036928?s=20

I really like "pictured here as a cheerleader".

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

uvar posted:

This is absolutely not what you were asking for but you made me remember it so that's close enough

https://twitter.com/misterbrilliant/status/1123877728271335428

Why does it make the noise that the enemies from PREY make?

colas
Feb 14, 2007


"Sexolas, what do your elf eyes see?” Sexolas replies, looking off into the distance...

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Elviscat posted:

I got "Sex Sex"

I got Moom Moom (my a$$!)

OwlFancier posted:

Why does it make the noise that the enemies from PREY make?

The should've gone with the black head crab noise.

Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Sep 11, 2020

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

https://twitter.com/PatrickHastie/status/1304265355641212928?s=20

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

Is that hair no-clipping through the collar there?

colas
Feb 14, 2007

Griefor posted:

Is that hair no-clipping through the collar there?

drat, I was about to purchase that game too. Close call.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

looks like the CCTV outside a drug dealer's place

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1304290387377287168?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

eonblue174 posted:

Hey does anyone remember the lime scooter or whatever that said it would call the cops on you?

Are you looking for that Twitter video of the guy harassing the scooters and they respond with increasingly absurd threats?

I tried to find it but can't and now I want to see it again :smith:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sounds like this isn't what any of you were asking for but it's better anyway


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kstob_NOLp0

Tomathan
Nov 6, 2006
They won't let us wear our baggy pants

Mak0rz posted:

Are you looking for that Twitter video of the guy harassing the scooters and they respond with increasingly absurd threats?

I tried to find it but can't and now I want to see it again :smith:

This is it I think

https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1157338314447319041?s=20

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Yes! Thank you

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Defector, the writer owned version of Deadspin, launched yesterday and I do love a style guide

https://mobile.twitter.com/barry/status/1303828759791968256

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

Never Forget

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1303377316651962369

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Wow didn't know scooters were the vanguard of police abolition.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/24234200267

Lex Luger putting Mohammed Atta in the Torture Rack

eonblue174
Sep 13, 2011

Still chipping away at the Anthem killer

Chop, chop, chop

Mak0rz posted:

Yes! Thank you

Yes! Thank you!

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

Defector, the writer owned version of Deadspin, launched yesterday and I do love a style guide

https://mobile.twitter.com/barry/status/1303828759791968256

This reads like one nitpicky dude with opinions wrote the entire thing with zero editorial oversight

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/24234200267

Lex Luger putting Mohammed Atta in the Torture Rack

someone did:



quote:

December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/McNandos/status/1304242881142484993

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrettDavisRIP/status/1161974615876481024

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